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I wish I had a Summer home in Hawaii..

Your wish is granted, but it is right in the path of a lava flow and you don't have lava damage coverage.

I wish I were 6' tall.

Granted, you are now Marge Simpson

I wish I had super powers

Granted, now there is a much more powerful super villain out to kill you.



I wish that I wasn't bored anymore.

BOOM! Shot to the face.

You died, but your not bored.

I wish for cereal.

Originally posted by Lobster Weed
BOOM! Shot to the face.

You died, but your not bored.

I wish for cereal.

Alright, a cereal killer is at your doorstep right now... wait wat.



I wish for world peace.

World peace=Armageddon... thanks though...

Can't even wish cuz oh-io had to go and kill off the entire planet...

I wish for OH-IO to get no more wishes.

and for cupcakes.

Granted both wishes, but OH-IO's wish was also for you to have cupcakes which caused a paradox resulting in a vortex from a rift in the universe killing everyone.

I wish BORT would fix the sim.

Wish granted, BORT also shut down GLB

I wish I had a six-pack

Wish granted, enjoy your six-pack of Diet Rite soda.

I wish DTown would bless us with more of his drunken rant posts that have been so sorely lacking the past several months.

He does, gets banned and never comes back-so much for dtown

I wish I could spell.

In exchange for your newfound spelling skills, you lose the ability to speak, see, hear, and smell.


I wish for five more wishes.

Originally posted by OH-IO
In exchange for your newfound spelling skills, you lose the ability to speak, see, hear, and smell.


I wish for five more wishes.


I wish OH-IO wouldn't break the rules.

But in a sense, wishing for five more wishes that will obviously end in either your or the universes demise... is really corrupt on its own.

Wish granted, OH-IO stops breaking the rules, because the rules change to whatever OH-IO wants them to be.

I wish I made the rules.

Originally posted by 89stepside
Wish granted, OH-IO stops breaking the rules, because the rules change to whatever OH-IO wants them to be.

I wish I made the rules.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/home.pl?user_id=406985

This user, I have as much power as the moderating staff, now makes the rules.



I wish that the Copper tourney would fill the hell up.