Warrior General Games

*wins $10,000,000,000 in the lottery and uses it all to buy really really expensive sandals*

*walks off of pirate ship and walks on water while feeling quite comfortable*

*steals wise's sweet sandals and use them to concoct a venom that is only toxic to hedgehogs and proceed to cropdust the entire world to rid the sweet earth of the vermin that is Sonic*

Originally posted by Phil Jackson
*steals wise's sweet sandals and use them to concoct a venom that is only toxic to hedgehogs and proceed to cropdust the entire world to rid the sweet earth of the vermin that is Sonic*

*Mikiesosmooth casts Word of Truth on Phil Jackson*

*Phil Jackson admits he is a Dpride multi*

*Bort then proceeds to admit that we are all a figment of his imagination and he currently has a few thousand different personalities*

:The heaving waves on the vast, ink-black ocean send a salty spray over the proud bow of the three-masted ship, leaving beads of water on the exposed alabaster skin above the bodice of the tall, raven-haired woman who stand sobbing on the deck, her salty tears mixing with the storm-tossed sea.:

Originally posted by thunderdoozer
:The heaving waves on the vast, ink-black ocean send a spermy spray over the proud bow of the three-masted ship, leaving beads of sperm on the exposed alabaster skin above the bodice of the tall, raven-haired woman who stands sobbing on the deck, her sperm tears mixing with the sperm-tossed sea.:

FYP

*bitten by Professor Lupin*