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pawpawynana
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hola mi amigo bitches!!! its 'ocho y media' here in mexico and ive been drinking at the pool since around 11am. needless to say, if i were any happier i would have to sit on my hands to keep from clappin. i see i didnt get banned 'yet' so obviously there are no punk ass mama boys on this forum that would mark it 'reported'. yes, i am shit faced, and this computer is my friend, as it seems to change the spelling of the words i type to make most of them right. i got busted today..... i thought i had on my mirror lens sun glasses..... but i didnt. i had on no sun glasses and i basically undressed a half dressed girl in front of my wife.....ha(DAMN ALCOHOL). if i were sober, i wouldnt have made that mistake. i somewhat played it off because she was one of las chicas from the night before i got shitfaced with, so i remembered her name then introduced her to my wife. i know i know.... stupid stupid paw 
it was either that or listen to bitchin the rest of the day. when i was asked why i was staring at her, i claimed....'i thought it was the 'lady' from last night, but i wasnt sure..... thats all honey... then i got the, 'ok, but i dont know' look. again, married guys know what im talkin about. anyway.... thats the report from playa del carmen.... back in a few hours after these messages...
it was either that or listen to bitchin the rest of the day. when i was asked why i was staring at her, i claimed....'i thought it was the 'lady' from last night, but i wasnt sure..... thats all honey... then i got the, 'ok, but i dont know' look. again, married guys know what im talkin about. anyway.... thats the report from playa del carmen.... back in a few hours after these messages...HookMeUp
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Ah life. Damn shame we gotta spend damn near an entire year putting up with shit (work) just to live it.
RedneckGopher
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keep it going, you can rest when you get home!
if you get into a spot, just remind her that no matter what, she'll always be head wife by virtue of her current position
works for me
if you get into a spot, just remind her that no matter what, she'll always be head wife by virtue of her current position
works for me
pawpawynana
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again...yes... fucking again... i am the last one up in the group. my wife was bitchin two hours ago about me not going to bed. i told her i can sleep when i get home. bitch went to bed and i went back out to the bars! i literally spent $25 to drink for 3 hours at a bar in the VIP room on 12th street in playa del carmen tonight. how the hell do they make any money?!?! i came back and actually won a couple of games of pool for a change. had some stank nasty bitch from indianapolis all over my balls i had to shooooo away. she had to be the MFF (manditory fat friend) that all of the good lookin girls have, just to feel better about themselves when their MFF is around. so now..... here i am at 2am in the morning, shitfaced off my ass, letting the computer 'correction' check pretty much properly type for me as i randomly punch keys.... and i wonder.... is there a half naked drunk girl sitting on the beach right now wanting some cock?? why am i sitting on the computer like a fucking dork? why is my wife being a bitch? can i trade in my return plane ticket for cash and just stay here another week? and why do you park in the drive way and drive in the park way?... food for thought. time for me to go mi amigos. i have an off shore fishing trip scheduled for 8:30 de la manana. i will not be a happy camper at 8:00. but then again..... fuck it! im on vacation!!
_Pat_
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love mexico. i stay in riviera maya whenever i go down there. i've only ventured into playa del carmen once and it sucked. too many shop people tryin to get you to buy fake jewelry
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