Warrior General Games

couldnt leave it alone could you Vladd and the rooster burning continues

Originally posted by Ubasstards
may take some time to figure it out, but once you do should be a pretty cool addition to the game.

Dude, seriously. Post on your own freaking forum.

Originally posted by ReRestatus
couldnt leave it alone could you Vladd and the rooster burning continues

Sorry mate, just hungry for some BBQ chicken

Originally posted by dusk2k3


Dude, seriously. Post on your own freaking forum.

This is my forum. Leaf grew up here...now he is becoming one of the greats.

Originally posted by Ubasstards
This is my forum. Leaf grew up here...now he is becoming one of the greats.

I lold

A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster by the name of Ubasstards for his chicken coop. The rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK, old fart, time to retire."

The old rooster replies, "Come on, you can't handle ALL these chickens. Look what it's done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?"

Ubasstards says, "Beat it! You're washed up and I'm taking over."

The old rooster says "I'll tell you what, young stud, I'll race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop."

Ubasstards laughs, "You know you don't stand a chance old man, so just to be fair, I'll give you a head start."

The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later Ubasstards takes off after him. They round the front of the farmhouse and Ubasstards has closed the gap. He's already about 5 inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast.

The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by, one right behind the other. He grabs his shotgun and BOOM! -- he blows Ubasstards to bits.

The farmer sadly shakes his head, "Damn...third gay rooster I've bought this month."

Classic.

Nice

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