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Mr. Dumass
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Originally posted by Rusty Trombone
What is fart gas made of?
The composition of fart gas is highly variable.
Most of the air we swallow, especially the oxygen component, is absorbed by the body before the gas gets into the intestines. By the time the air reaches the large intestine, most of what is left is nitrogen. Chemical reactions between stomach acid and intestinal fluids may produce carbon dioxide, which is also a component of air and a product of bacterial action. Bacteria also produce hydrogen and methane.
But the relative proportions of these gases that emerge from our anal opening depend on several factors: what we ate, how much air we swallowed, what kinds of bacteria we have in our intestines, and how long we hold in the fart.
The longer a fart is held in, the larger the proportion of inert nitrogen it contains, because the other gases tend to be absorbed into the bloodstream through the walls of the intestine.
A nervous person who swallows a lot of air and who moves stuff through his digestive system rapidly may have a lot of oxygen in his farts, because his body didn't have time to absorb the oxygen.
According to Dr. James L. A. Roth, the author of Gastrointestinal Gas (Ch. 17 in Gastroenterology, v. 4, 1976) most people (2/3 of adults) pass farts that contain no methane. If both parents are methane producers, their children have a 95% chance of being producers as well. The reason for this is apparently unknown. Some researchers suspect a genetic influence, whereas others think the ability is due to environmental factors. However, all methane in any farts comes from bacterial action and not from human cells.


So, imagine that you are the "middle piece" of this situation. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0piFZXT8Zxo

Would the "middle piece" explode if the "1st piece" farted and the "last piece" burped at the same time?
 
CelticRaider
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Come on, someone has to do this switch. We can't have ESL in Garuda it just feels wrong. Will donate 5k flex to any team that agrees to the switch via paypal.
Edited by CelticRaider on Jul 14, 2010 23:36:01
 
Victory Jones
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nagaplz...

naga is a friggen joke.
 
CelticRaider
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Originally posted by Victory Jones
nagaplz...

naga is a friggen joke.


 
Victory Jones
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garuda otoh, is gonna be a bloodbath.

no team in lolnaga has the balls to leave that cupcake schedule and get greased in garuda.
 
CelticRaider
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Semarang not only has the balls to do it, they would probably clean house and take the division. Come on Sock, you are a historical Garuda franchise anyway, make yourself 5k flex real quick. I could see Semarang not wanting to though because they wouldn't get to whoop ass on the Hustlers. That would suck.
Edited by CelticRaider on Jul 14, 2010 23:46:22
 
Victory Jones
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why come to garuda when you can stay in nagaplz, not really gameplan all lolregularseason, beat one team and go to the WL...

or come to garuda and risk not even making the playoffs
 
CelticRaider
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Semarang would win Garuda imo. They are taking the Wok imo. I could be wrong, some great teams in Garuda (yours included) but Red Bulls have a chance to be epic.
 
CelticRaider
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How about one of you shitty teams that can't win anyway and are going to relegate? Come on guys, you know you suck. Gtfo of Naga and let's do this. I think the Wu Dangs should do it since they are a joke anyway.
 
Sockamidic
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Originally posted by CelticRaider
Semarang not only has the balls to do it, they would probably clean house and take the division. Come on Sock, you are a historical Garuda franchise anyway, make yourself 5k flex real quick. I could see Semarang not wanting to though because they wouldn't get to whoop ass on the Hustlers. That would suck.


No way. Pass a chance to play the Hustlers? Are you drinking? Not even 10,000 flex.



 
CelticRaider
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Yeah I figured that. Am I drinking? I'm Irish and my avatar is Mel Gibson, take a guess.
Edited by CelticRaider on Jul 14, 2010 23:56:04
 
bighookworm
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CR, I'm a huge fan but you've resorted to begging... You're above this!
 
CelticRaider
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I offered to pay. That's not begging, it's like prostitution.
 
Boomy DTD
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Originally posted by Victory Jones
garuda otoh, is gonna be a bloodbath.

no team in lolnaga has the balls to leave that cupcake schedule and get greased in garuda.


The Monks certainly have the balls. And we wouldn't gameplan in Garuda and we'd make the playoffs. But we've always been in Naga since AA. So I can't see it from my house. Although I am tempted. I just really like Naga.
 
CelticRaider
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Upping the offer to 7,500 flex. Someone make themselves some money.
 
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