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RayRay99
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Originally posted by Luke 28
Originally posted by RayRay99

When Asafa Powell came to the league during the middle of last season, you decided to pick on him. He in turn picked you off 6 times in his first 4 games. It now seems that you do not want to throw Asafa's way anymore, and this makes him very sad

Sure, he now has time during games to text message people and take short naps while throwing blanket coverage on whichever unwitting WR you feed him, but this monotany is beginning to take a toll on his psyche. As a favor, please try to throw his way more than a handful of times each game. As his agent, I feel he may start getting paunchy and out of shape due to his inactivity.

Thanks in advance,
RayRay99


There isn't any drug testing in GLB, so it is all good! Perhaps teams should take note of this and feed some to their HBs, that way that may not get destroyed by a CB like Asafa!

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?pbp_id=6809121


You realise your WR Gatlin's namesake in athletics has been disgraced when he failed a drugs test? And is now to serve a 4 year ban, nice choice


 
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OK guys, I am pleading with you. At least give Asafa a taste. I fear he is impregnating cheerleaders on the sidelines during games because he knows the ball will likely not go his way. Unfortunately for you, the rest of our secondary is awesome as well, as we have combined for 38 interceptions as a team. As you can see, it does not matter if you throw away from Asafa, you will get intercepted, so spread the love some so he can get an incentive bonus to pay for the likely paternity suits he will be facing this off-season.
 
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