Father Brian went on a fishing trip in Canada. While out on the fishing boat, he caught a big un. The deck hands say Father Brian, that's a huge God damn fish. Father Brian says, look gentleman, even though I am out here fishing, I am still the in the presence of our Lord. The Deck hands tell Father Brian, I'm sorry Father but up here in Canada, that is what this fish is called, It's called God damn. Father Brian apologizes and asks if he could take this one home to show Sister Mary.
Back at home, Father Brian calls Sister Mary and tells her he has caught a fish that will be a great feast. He asks Sister Mary to cook the fish for him and that she should invite brother Thomas over for supper since he is new and all. While Sister Mary is cooking up the fish, he explains to Sister Mary that in Canada, they call this fish a God Damn.
Father Thomas ring the doorbell and father Brian invites him in. They sit down and start talking when Father Brian asks , Hey Sister Mary, is that God Damn fish ready yet? Sister Mary says it's ready , lets eat. So they take to the table. Father Brian says wow that is a big God Damn fish. Sister Mary says well this God Damn fish tastes yummy. They look at Father Thomas after he takes a bite and asks, what do you think Father Thomas? Father Thomas says, well ya know I have only been here for less than an hour but I am digging you mother fuckers!
I suppose this might get locked now since it appears that God might not have a sense of humor, although I never met him, so he might think a lot of things in this post is funny $@!#.
I suppose this might get locked now since it appears that God might not have a sense of humor, although I never met him, so he might think a lot of things in this post is funny $@!#.
I do have a sense of humor.
But theirs a fine line between getting attacked because of my religion and cracking jokes with someone.
Originally posted by Godisgreat Originally posted by Biodome
I suppose this might get locked now since it appears that God might not have a sense of humor, although I never met him, so he might think a lot of things in this post is funny $@!#.
I do have a sense of humor.
But theirs a fine line between getting attacked because of my religion and cracking jokes with someone.
You thought it was funny to call someone stupid. Is it actually cracking a joke with someone when making fun of someone's knowledge about a cpu program.
Originally posted by permastoned Seriously, says the guy who randomly pops up and calls randoms stupid, I didn't see anybody else taking whacks at each other.
By all means sin all you want, I'm SMART enough to know their is no "God"...
Clearly you have the sense of humor of every other 5 year old across the country, you can dish it out but not take it...
Well I've got something to tell you, maybe in a language you'll understand.
Nananabooboo
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I hear he exists, I believe he created the heavens and the Earth, no?