Originally posted by LordEvil A bottle of Jack, some Zanax and an Axe, Now we're talking!
You forgot the duct tape, the heavy plastic trash bags, the 50' piece of rope, the mop bucket, the rubber gloves, a bottle of Pine-sol, and a pack of Juicy Fruit. LOL I always wanted to get trashed and go to Wal-Mart after midnight to buy all of that stuff just to see what the clerk would do.
Originally posted by juiceweezl You forgot the duct tape, the heavy plastic trash bags, the 50' piece of rope, the mop bucket, the rubber gloves, a bottle of Pine-sol, and a pack of Juicy Fruit. LOL I always wanted to get trashed and go to Wal-Mart after midnight to buy all of that stuff just to see what the clerk would do.
ok. seriously. after having woken up from the induced stupor and realized it wasnt the day I thouthg it was, and continued drinking, I now feel the need to go get arrested or something. I was copacetic, but my drunkedness lvl has risen to the + 9.
11:00 is a tad late to call on freinds and see who can stomach me coming over, and I dont do the drunk driving thing very well. if at all.
Originally posted by vladykins It's Capn and egg nog season!
A preacher friend of mine told me once that egg-nog was actually elf cum. Needless to say, I have never tried it!!
If you want to try a very good tequila that doesn't carry the price tag of Patron, try El Jimador. Very Good!!! Crown Reserve with a splash of ginger ale is my favorite. And when it is really cold, Wild Turkey 101 on the rocks!!!
My "Powerade" drink that I used to take with me to class in college in old powerade/gatorade bottles
1 can Red Bull 8-oz Orange Juice shots of : Vodka (orange/mandarin flavored are acceptable) Triple Sec Blue Curacao
"shots of" is an arbitrary number having to do with how bad your classes are for the day. Usually 1-2 of each could get me through my Psychology classes. The Blue Curacao and the Yellow/Orange of the Red Bull and Orange juice turns it this gross powerade blue green color.
Originally posted by juiceweezl You guys suck. 1 glass, 2 rocks, double shot of Crown Reserve, 1 squeeze of lime wedge. If it's not that, it's 2 rocks, double shot of Petron silver, and 2 lime wedges.
Real liquor doesn't have vanilla or butterscotch nor does it have the name, "Bailey's."
Man I wish I were at home with a whiskey right now!