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Originally posted by jmarter
Originally posted by Doug_Plank
lmao v well done
think i know them all except for Beijing vs Jam
Yeah, I really butchered one of my favorite songs, this help?
"You know I work all day to get you money to buy you things
And it's worth it just to hear you say you're gonna give me everything"
doh I looked at your original text with fresh eyes today and it jumped out immediately
Originally posted by Doug_Plank
lmao v well done
think i know them all except for Beijing vs Jam
Yeah, I really butchered one of my favorite songs, this help?
"You know I work all day to get you money to buy you things
And it's worth it just to hear you say you're gonna give me everything"
doh I looked at your original text with fresh eyes today and it jumped out immediately
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Originally posted by fool
awesome job Jim!
I'm betting somebody got Beatles Rockband for Xmas.
Rockband ftw...
awesome job Jim!
I'm betting somebody got Beatles Rockband for Xmas.
Rockband ftw...
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Genius, jmarter! 
Originally posted by NickS
I like the theme....
Trouble is, sometimes the Brits get kicked out.....mmmmm
Reminds me of a true story... A long time ago, when I was a college stoner, I had a telephone interview for a sweet job in London. I'm from Belfast in Northern Ireland, and this happened in/around the ceasefire & beginnings of the peace process.
So after a little bit about qualifications, skills, experience BS, I got hit with one of those leftfield questions "If you could have dinner with anybody, alive or dead, who would it be and why?" to which I answered "Well I'd rather stay away from the more predictable choices people offer to this sort of question, like Jesus Christ or Claudia Schiffer, so I think I'd go for Mahatma Gandhi."
The girl on the other end of the phone said "Interesting, why?" And my answer was out a few seconds before I could consider the consequences: "To find out how he got the brits kicked out of India without resorting to violence."
There was silence for several seconds, then I said "Thanks, bye" and promptly hung up, burst out laughing and never heard from them again.
Honest to God true story.
Originally posted by NickS
I like the theme....
Trouble is, sometimes the Brits get kicked out.....mmmmm
Reminds me of a true story... A long time ago, when I was a college stoner, I had a telephone interview for a sweet job in London. I'm from Belfast in Northern Ireland, and this happened in/around the ceasefire & beginnings of the peace process.
So after a little bit about qualifications, skills, experience BS, I got hit with one of those leftfield questions "If you could have dinner with anybody, alive or dead, who would it be and why?" to which I answered "Well I'd rather stay away from the more predictable choices people offer to this sort of question, like Jesus Christ or Claudia Schiffer, so I think I'd go for Mahatma Gandhi."
The girl on the other end of the phone said "Interesting, why?" And my answer was out a few seconds before I could consider the consequences: "To find out how he got the brits kicked out of India without resorting to violence."
There was silence for several seconds, then I said "Thanks, bye" and promptly hung up, burst out laughing and never heard from them again.
Honest to God true story.
Originally posted by fool
awesome job Jim!
I'm betting somebody got Beatles Rockband for Xmas.
I think I've logged about 20 hours since Christmas Eve ... what a great game
awesome job Jim!
I'm betting somebody got Beatles Rockband for Xmas.
I think I've logged about 20 hours since Christmas Eve ... what a great game
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I got one like that. I was interviewing for a job, and at the end they said "and we'll need you to take a drug test" and I replied "No PROBLEM! I know EVERYTHING about drugs!"
I swear to god, I thought that's what they were asking me...
Originally posted by Heffmeister
Reminds me of a true story... A long time ago, when I was a college stoner, I had a telephone interview for a sweet job in London. I'm from Belfast in Northern Ireland, and this happened in/around the ceasefire & beginnings of the peace process.
So after a little bit about qualifications, skills, experience BS, I got hit with one of those leftfield questions "If you could have dinner with anybody, alive or dead, who would it be and why?" to which I answered "Well I'd rather stay away from the more predictable choices people offer to this sort of question, like Jesus Christ or Claudia Schiffer, so I think I'd go for Mahatma Gandhi."
The girl on the other end of the phone said "Interesting, why?" And my answer was out a few seconds before I could consider the consequences: "To find out how he got the brits kicked out of India without resorting to violence."
There was silence for several seconds, then I said "Thanks, bye" and promptly hung up, burst out laughing and never heard from them again.
Honest to God true story.
I swear to god, I thought that's what they were asking me...
Originally posted by Heffmeister
Reminds me of a true story... A long time ago, when I was a college stoner, I had a telephone interview for a sweet job in London. I'm from Belfast in Northern Ireland, and this happened in/around the ceasefire & beginnings of the peace process.
So after a little bit about qualifications, skills, experience BS, I got hit with one of those leftfield questions "If you could have dinner with anybody, alive or dead, who would it be and why?" to which I answered "Well I'd rather stay away from the more predictable choices people offer to this sort of question, like Jesus Christ or Claudia Schiffer, so I think I'd go for Mahatma Gandhi."
The girl on the other end of the phone said "Interesting, why?" And my answer was out a few seconds before I could consider the consequences: "To find out how he got the brits kicked out of India without resorting to violence."
There was silence for several seconds, then I said "Thanks, bye" and promptly hung up, burst out laughing and never heard from them again.
Honest to God true story.
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