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yeah, barcardi is kind of a choad. true story.

Originally posted by Veg
Buda knows they dont do well in the playoffs, you have no excuse but that you suck badly.
this is a good sign.

you've gone from "my dots are so awesome, and the 50 teams that i got added as a GM for makes me popular and cool. you guys just all suck"

to "ok i guess i do suck... but you guys suck more"

acceptance is always the hardest part.

Originally posted by Veg
buda already put a hurting on you, we dont need to crush your hopes and dreams any more.
btw i also like your sneakiness veg. when you wanna climb on the wagon of success, its we. but when you admit buda's shittiness, its "they dont do well"

lol good stuff

Originally posted by bacardi

i dunno there. trolls generally say stupid nonsensical things just to rile people up and piss them off.

we've given shit to:
- buda for going down in round 1
- your spreadsheet for picking ridiculous numbers sometimes
- sga after we beat them, cuz they came at us after beating us
- odessa after we beat them, cuz they came at us after beating us
- veg cuz he calls people out on spelling (while misspelling in his own post) and for having no life (after posting more than anyone)

did we make anything up? all of our shit talking was pretty much how things went down. lemme know if i got any wrong



And let's see.....all that shit talking got you where? Let's take a look...........Oh yeah, in EEPL without a trophy, just like the rest of the teams you talked shit to. Good thing your shit talking is backed up by good dot play. That makes it all worthwhile.

I've got time to kill so I'll do it knowing a lot of teams here pretty well. This is in alphabetical order by conference (cause we all know zeta > alpha) Feel free to complain and they're guaranteed to be wrong or your $ back.

Alpha
1. Minsk Ninjas Roster wise it looks poised to be their year.
2. Sofia Spiders Returning WL team definitely is looking to go back in one season like the Blitzkrieg. Only reason I have them #2 is because of a few young guys on the team but yet another alpha team where anything less than a league trophy is likely a disappointment.
3. Warsaw Wrath. Always been a fan of this team while never having anyone on them. I think they blowout teams more than anyone else. There's really not much difference between the top 3.
4. Blackburn Carnage. Let's see if their upset of Buda was a fluke or not.
5. Vladivostok Voodoo solid team that should make the playoffs and be a dangerous matchup for any first round team.
6. Ares Assassins I'm not sure what to make of this team. Looks good on paper but lost to Spokane last season. come on. I can only presume this is a non gameplanning team till it actually matters squad where they blew a lot of teams out in the postseason last season. If they gameplan every game probably make the playoffs if they don't I would guess it could get iffy.
7. Alexandrovsk Conquerors Might finally be the year they make the playoffs.
8. Apocalypse †Dominated their league last season but took their sweet time in getting here. I hate trying to call where these teams end up. This seems about right though.
9. Buda Pests. Let's face it. They're best known for choking [last season] and pulling a reid (kicking a FG down 7 with less 2:00 to go to lose by 4 and watch sofia go to the WL) I don't think they're built to win it this season but they should give themselves a great chance in another season or two (to finally get a title trophy on that page). This ranking might be a little too low though.
10. Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps just good enough to lose. Basically lost every game by 7-17 last season. Not a pushover but jeez guys. Definitely though potential for ending a playoff team if they improved just a little.
11. Bruges Biaviians weren't all that competitive last season but didn't get blown out really. I'm expecting the same this season.
12. Short Bus all Stars. Great builds but 10 levels below doesn't work unless you're Valhalla.
13. Arkadak Arsenal. I would look at them for next season's run. Don't see enough for this season.
14. Saratov I think they got called up a season too early.
15. Minsk Mullet Mafia Rebuilding for next season (or two)'s run
and CPU players on warsaw ok then.

Zeta
1. Odessa Mojo. They always have an overloaded team talent wise and it's hard these days without their type of network to fill a squad.
2. Cape Town Cubicles. Yeah, another projected no trophy but they've always built well and are really finally primed to have a shot at actually get one--and it'd be a heck of a worthwhile one to get. I probably will call them Crap Town again this season.
3. Ctown Hoodlums--well if they finally gameplan.
4. Stalingrad Gryphon Army. Ex WL team and by far the oldest EEPL team is looking for some revenge this season.
5. Nolaha K&B Purple Spider Pigs some of those dots just look a little too young to me (despite solid lolbars) to be a title contender but they're definitely a solid team that nobody should overlook.
6. Russian Revolution long time EEPL team and not a pushover but not really a team that I've ever thought would contend for the title no matter what their record was. Maybe this season they'll finally prove me wrong.
7. Rome Raiders--have a few of the best players in the league imo (might be biased) and are really poised to finally make the playoffs.
8. Buffalo War Zone--took a step back last season but still a solid squad and should still make the playoffs.
9. Estonian Wife Carriers--always have been good enough to make the playoffs but never quite good enough to get a matchup that would allow them to get out of round 1.
10. Rome Black Nights--I'm just not sold on this team. Back to back titles is good but a few of those builds I doubt I'd have even tried to recruit if I still had a team. Another mystery squad to me.
11. Bucharest Warriors--one of the teams I know nothing about so this is just a guess. First time in pro is always rough though.
12. Portland Niners--I had a player on there last season and he did very well with what he had. I haven't seen how he's improved this team (since I can't see everybody's builds anymore haha) but he really did have several starters that just didn't have pro builds and they still beat cape town.
13. Macedonia Diadochi a few guys are relatively young but dark rogue always builds good players. I'd say they're a season away. If not this team could be really dangerous in a playoff match (with everybody else declining and these guys improving).
14. Vilnius Velociraptors A season or two away I think.
and teams that'll go to AAA so who cares.

This sim is always changing so who knows what it'll actually be when the season starts but this is just a list I came up with at 8 am so w/e lol.

hate to say this but it does appear alpha as a group is better than zeta as a group. we'll find out shortly though.

Good stuff, Wheat. Thanks.

And always good to hear a zeta guy finally admit that alpha >>>zeta.

Maybe we can get evileyez to finally agree this season??

Too busy scouting teams in AAA as to get a leg up for next season

RR too low

Hood plans to gameplan some

Originally posted by wheatrich

12. Portland Niners--I had a player on there last season and he did very well with what he had. I haven't seen how he's improved this team (since I can't see everybody's builds anymore haha) but he really did have several starters that just didn't have pro builds and they still beat cape town.

Translation, I'm better then the rest of you

TOriginally posted by wheatrich
I've got time to kill so I'll do it knowing a lot of teams here pretty well. This is in alphabetical order by conference (cause we all know zeta > alpha) Feel free to complain and they're guaranteed to be wrong or your $ back.

Alpha

8. Apocalypse †Dominated their league last season but took their sweet time in getting here. I hate trying to call where these teams end up. This seems about right though.





o_O.....Took our sweet time to get here?? We started in Season 7 and have been promoted 5 of 6 seasons, accumulating a record of 96-17, including 2 League Championships. Not sure where you did your research, if you did any, but you are WAY OFF .

Appreciate you taking the time to do this, interesting read. I would like to think we will be a playoff contender, but I guess only time will tell.....

Some new pro teams hit the ground running while others smack into a wall. We'll find out soon enough. Then there's the sophomore slump.

Originally posted by Luke Pass

o_O.....Took our sweet time to get here?? We started in Season 7 and have been promoted 5 of 6 seasons, accumulating a record of 96-17, including 2 League Championships. Not sure where you did your research, if you did any, but you are WAY OFF .

Appreciate you taking the time to do this, interesting read. I would like to think we will be a playoff contender, but I guess only time will tell.....

i dunno man giving up 69 points is a lot even for a preseason game

Originally posted by Stephenthegreat
i dunno man giving up 69 points is a lot even for a preseason game

I noticed that, and told my DC to get tactics set and get the D set up......Haven't done any scouting or gameplanning yet, being its preseason, but either way we got trampled on.......next game we have, could be the same......should help prepare us though.

Thanks for doing these wheat

12. Short Bus all Stars

Nothing to see here. No need to gameplan for us

I predict any team owned or controlled by wheatrich to gut and fold before the season begins AGAIN!!