Originally posted by Chaos Knight
Whatever happens, it'll be loud.
....
Also: Getcha popcorn ready!
This 100%
DMP
Whatever happens, it'll be loud.
....
Also: Getcha popcorn ready!
This 100%
DMP
Forum > Pro Leagues > Only one thing can be said about the Haliblack/MEM 2nd round matchup
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Originally posted by Gart888
*sigh*
are you guys telling me i should gameplan and shit for this?
*sigh*
are you guys telling me i should gameplan and shit for this?
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Originally posted by Bushido Zin
Originally posted by Gturtle
or: whatever happens, MEM will console themselves with crystallized methamphetamine and anonymous homosexual intercourse
this would assume that MEM could find anyone to consent to anonymous dirty public bathroom glory hole gay fucking.
We all know how this will end. MEM cries at his computer, wondering why it's so unfair. He desperately craves a human touch at this dark hour, he sends a text message to that really fat chick he met the other day. She has to wash her hair, at 4 PM. Burbling with tears, he steels himself for what he is about to attempt to do. Gently lifting the laptop off his stomach and placing it on the pillow of the bed he's in, MEM sits up and shimmies out of his jorts and garfield boxers. He stretches, the folds of fat make the move difficult, but this time, this time he'll pull it off. He takes two deep breaths and, breathing out, hunches forward with his lips puckered. Almost, he thinks, One more time ought to do it. MEM rocks back and forth, building momentum for this ultimate attempt. He throws his chest forward and, miraculously, makes it. He begins sucking with a look of triumph on his face, though his range of motion is limited by the bulbous and misshapen cellulite enveloping his whole body.. Suddenly, as soon as it began, it came to a crashing end. It spurts into his mouth, down his throat. A small piece has caught! MEM Can't breathe, he gags, trying to clear the blockage, but nothing works, he convulses backwards in a desperate attempt to dislodge it, but is met with failure. The oxygen cutoff heightens the sensations, and he sprays up his chest onto his Three Wolf Moon shirt. He keeps gagging, but all is lost the room begins to darken, but he dies a happy man, knowing that he finally did it.
tl;dr
Originally posted by Gturtle
or: whatever happens, MEM will console themselves with crystallized methamphetamine and anonymous homosexual intercourse
this would assume that MEM could find anyone to consent to anonymous dirty public bathroom glory hole gay fucking.
We all know how this will end. MEM cries at his computer, wondering why it's so unfair. He desperately craves a human touch at this dark hour, he sends a text message to that really fat chick he met the other day. She has to wash her hair, at 4 PM. Burbling with tears, he steels himself for what he is about to attempt to do. Gently lifting the laptop off his stomach and placing it on the pillow of the bed he's in, MEM sits up and shimmies out of his jorts and garfield boxers. He stretches, the folds of fat make the move difficult, but this time, this time he'll pull it off. He takes two deep breaths and, breathing out, hunches forward with his lips puckered. Almost, he thinks, One more time ought to do it. MEM rocks back and forth, building momentum for this ultimate attempt. He throws his chest forward and, miraculously, makes it. He begins sucking with a look of triumph on his face, though his range of motion is limited by the bulbous and misshapen cellulite enveloping his whole body.. Suddenly, as soon as it began, it came to a crashing end. It spurts into his mouth, down his throat. A small piece has caught! MEM Can't breathe, he gags, trying to clear the blockage, but nothing works, he convulses backwards in a desperate attempt to dislodge it, but is met with failure. The oxygen cutoff heightens the sensations, and he sprays up his chest onto his Three Wolf Moon shirt. He keeps gagging, but all is lost the room begins to darken, but he dies a happy man, knowing that he finally did it.
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Originally posted by coachviking
Originally posted by jrry32
Best of luck to your in rehab Haliblack.
qfyour
Originally posted by jrry32
Best of luck to your in rehab Haliblack.
qfyour
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Originally posted by r87
Originally posted by coachviking
Originally posted by jrry32
Best of luck to your in rehab Haliblack.
qfyour
The r was a tribute to your user name TBH. I guess I won't attempt to give you a covert shout out again.
Originally posted by coachviking
Originally posted by jrry32
Best of luck to your in rehab Haliblack.
qfyour
The r was a tribute to your user name TBH. I guess I won't attempt to give you a covert shout out again.
Originally posted by coachviking
Originally posted by jrry32
Best of luck to your in rehab Haliblack.
wat
Originally posted by jrry32
Best of luck to your in rehab Haliblack.
wat
r87
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Originally posted by coachviking
Originally posted by r87
Originally posted by coachviking
Originally posted by jrry32
Best of luck to your in rehab Haliblack.
qfyour
The r was a tribute to your user name TBH. I guess I won't attempt to give you a covert shout out again.
You're drunk sir.
Originally posted by r87
Originally posted by coachviking
Originally posted by jrry32
Best of luck to your in rehab Haliblack.
qfyour
The r was a tribute to your user name TBH. I guess I won't attempt to give you a covert shout out again.
You're drunk sir.
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Originally posted by r87
Originally posted by coachviking
Originally posted by r87
Originally posted by coachviking
Originally posted by jrry32
Best of luck to your in rehab Haliblack.
qfyour
The r was a tribute to your user name TBH. I guess I won't attempt to give you a covert shout out again.
You're drunk sir.
Not yet
Originally posted by coachviking
Originally posted by r87
Originally posted by coachviking
Originally posted by jrry32
Best of luck to your in rehab Haliblack.
qfyour
The r was a tribute to your user name TBH. I guess I won't attempt to give you a covert shout out again.
You're drunk sir.
Not yet
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