I appreciate the nod for the pro-bowl and want to thank everyone for voting me in. I am sure they may have been swayed by my league leading attractiveness, as no one is as pretty as me.
To the haters, I am sorry you are mere pedestrians and upset. The good news is with surgery, many of you can at least be allowed in the same clubs as I, but you will still need to mill about the door and look mournfully on as I abscond with your ladies at my private table where my charm and the Cristal flow in equal amounts.
Unfortunately there are no surgeries that will help you match my performance on the field.
-Dweezil
(OOC - Thanks for the votes. I think the voting tends to go to the person with the best 'stats' but stats are sometimes selfish measures (like INT's for a CB) and not an adequate measure of performance. So while I appreciate my voting to the pro-bowl I feel that some good players may have been left out. It happens in the real NFL. Sometimes its the flash and the dash, and that's to be expected as its more a pageant than a game. Good luck to everyone next year. I look forward to improving while still maintaining my selfish stats. Maybe next year I'll deserve this more)
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