The next one who finally accepted to talk with our host is the GM of the Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals and creator of the Kamper Kampfire, Track6Track7!
Larry: Hi Track! It has been a long time no see! How is it going?Track: Pretty good. I'm trying to find out why some admin I've never heard of banned me from the forums for a day. This may come as a shock to you, Larry, but this is the first time I've ever been banned, so I'm taking it pretty rough. Apparently I was "harassing other users", but I don't remember harassing anyone. I'm seeking clarification on the matter right now, but judging from my inquiries to support on WSI, they'll get back to me in about a week. They probably have me confused with Merc or something, he's constantly harassing people.
Larry: How do you feel now that we are in the preseason?Track: Anxious, really. We have some pretty good momentum right now which we turned into what I think is a stellar recruiting class, and we're a season older and wiser as players and coaches. So I feel good about the upcoming season, but I felt good going into Season 8, and we ended up on the wrong end of about 5,000 Strong I-slams to finish 6-10, so that's always going to be in the back of my mind. I'm ready to get our imaginary dots onto the imaginary dot field and get rid of the preseason jitters.
Larry: You had a good season last year, how do you explain your success?Track: Great agents with great players. I know that sounds like some gay PR answer, but that's the most sincere thing I've ever said on these forums. We've ended up with a shitload of knowledgeable, friendly, and fun people associated with our team over the seasons that crank out great players and strategy. I remember getting forum access to the Rebel Yell when they gutted, and maybe I was naive about what goes on on other teams, but I was just shocked at some of the infighting and stuff that was going on with a couple of the marketplace agents they had recently brought in, because it's never been like that with Ketchikan. Our agents do 99% of the work, we kinda just line everyone up and hand out equipment and oranges for after the game.
Larry: Now, I know you guys since you began in GLB, but for those who dont know you, what is the history of your team and the story about the creation of the Kamper Kampfire?Track: Merc got this team in USA A5 at the start of season two, my player, Quentin Compson, was created and signed on day 1 of season two and started at CB as a level 1 two hours later. We were scrambling to fill out a roster during the first half of the season while insane teams like the invincible level 7 NY-CA Ground Pounders were kicking ass and taking names. We found our sea-legs for the second half of the season and pulled off some big upsets to get in the playoffs, then somehow advanced from the six seed to the conference championship game against the aforementioned 18-0 Ground Pounders, who had beat us 49-10 in the regular season and were steamrolling everyone. We lost 13-3 (
http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=36820), but for us to go up a team of their caliber and not blink really gave us an indication that we could be successful at this game. That's still my favorite game Ketchikan has ever played.
I wish I could say there was some noble purpose behind the Kampfire, but we're basically just goofing on power rankings and people who take them seriously. It was in part making fun of Sportscenter, Larry, you and the gang would always talk about our wins as "upsets" like you were surprised we could beat anyone, so we would do stuff like moving the two-win slow-build team we were playing that week to number 1 in the Kampfire and then crow about how we pulled off another "shocking upset" after we beat them. Stuff like that, it just sort of evolved into something semi-legitimate after I got lazy about trolling.
Larry: Right now, who was for you the most valuable guy on your team last season? And dont say Dravz only, I know he was great!Track: I think you answered your own question. We probably would have ended up the 5-11 everyone was picking us without some of the plays Dravz made. That's a tough question to answer, every single player on our team contributed as much or more than we asked of them. Having said that, we asked more of some players than others, and I think I'd probably have to go with our defensive coach on the field, MLB Igor Rakmanov, who was second in the league in tackles and led the league in INTs. Other guys I'd mention would be WR Umgwana Kickbooti, who had a 1,000 yard season when we were throwing to ten different guys, FS Jim Naples has been insane for several years now and was in the Western Conference MVP race for most of the season, CB Gaston DeFaille has been huge for us since coming over from Moose Jaw in Canada Pro, and the kicker, Money in the Bank, was just that. I'm leaving a lot of people out, but these guys really have to mentioned in all fairness.
Larry; How do you approach this 11th season in GLB?Track: Keep the good stuff, replace the bad stuff with good stuff. Also, try to keep Merc, Ladyzman, and our OC, Tyrone Shoelaces out of jail or from getting stabbed by their Facebook stalkers any more, I'll do my thing when the baby is sleeping. Also, we've developed a dysfunctional game-day scouting/gameplanning ritual of our very own that I'm not really at liberty to discuss, but man it gets the imaginary dots fired up when they learn their assigments! Hungry group of dots that would run though a wall if you ask them to...
Larry: BTW, what happened with Gob Gudpuff, he was my favorite player for a long time?Track: We don't really know. He went inactive soon after the great DE nerf, and we kept him on the team for a long time hoping he would come back someday, but he never did. He was a hell of a DE though, I think islander1 or somebody was making fun of me because I said I had never used a blitz before we got to AAA2, and I said, "You don't understand, we had Gob. We didn't have to blitz."
Larry: Time for a quick prediction: Who has the most chances to win the USAPL crown this season?Track:Mighthawks are going 20-0. If they start sandbagging again though, on paper, you'd have to think it would be the Wolfpack. This is going to come off blunter than I mean it, but they're going to have to prove that they can avoid losing playoff games they have no business losing though. There are probably six teams in the East that could realistically win their conference, but I'd feel pretty safe picking the Wolfpack as a lock for the regular season West title (again, assuming the Mighthawks sandbag.) Anything can happen in the playoffs though.
Larry: Well, it is time folks, thanks Track for coming here, it was a pleasure having you as our guest and good luck for the season to come!Track: Larry, surprisingly, I had fun as well. I'd still hate for you to think everyone was cool now, though; I'd stay away from Ketchikan, Alaska unless you want to get pelted with salmon.
Larry: Last question before I forget, will we see new episodes of the Kampfire this season?Track: There will always be Kampfires as long as I enjoy doing them, and probably even after that if it's still getting us recruits. You're laughing, Larry, and I'm serious as a heart attack. You have such an advantage in recruiting if you have a team that people know for whatever reason, and I know our forum presence has actually got several players to join us over the years. Merc's an aspiring stand-up comedian, we have a TV writer on our team, so that's what we're going for with our public personas; posting stuff that shows our personalities and sense of humor and why we might be a good group of people to join up with for like-minded agents looking for a team. Thanks for having me on the show Larry, I'm out, bitches.