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Originally posted by Primate
My brother has had some pretty strange experiences.

One night, he was putting in a little extra effort, and decided to pleasure his girlfriend orally. He got right to work, but knew immediately that he had made a horrible mistake. He ended up with a mouthful of something that was thick, sticky, activating the old gag reflex, generally nasty flavored, and had chunks of something fruity in it.

After spitting it out, and recovering, she admitted that she had a yeast infection, and a friend had told her that yogurt would clear it right up. So she force fed a small tub of blueberry yogurt into her twat, let it ferment all day, and served it to my brother.


not impressed tbh
 
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Originally posted by Cactus71
Originally posted by Primate

My brother has had some pretty strange experiences.

One night, he was putting in a little extra effort, and decided to pleasure his girlfriend orally. He got right to work, but knew immediately that he had made a horrible mistake. He ended up with a mouthful of something that was thick, sticky, activating the old gag reflex, generally nasty flavored, and had chunks of something fruity in it.

After spitting it out, and recovering, she admitted that she had a yeast infection, and a friend had told her that yogurt would clear it right up. So she force fed a small tub of blueberry yogurt into her twat, let it ferment all day, and served it to my brother.


not impressed tbh


Having known a lot of women from Arkansas, I know why.
 
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Originally posted by Primate
. So she force fed a small tub of blueberry yogurt into her twat, let it ferment all day, and served it to my brother.


Wait, she knew she had to take it out of the container.... right?
 
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Originally posted by Primate
Originally posted by Cactus71

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My brother has had some pretty strange experiences.

One night, he was putting in a little extra effort, and decided to pleasure his girlfriend orally. He got right to work, but knew immediately that he had made a horrible mistake. He ended up with a mouthful of something that was thick, sticky, activating the old gag reflex, generally nasty flavored, and had chunks of something fruity in it.

After spitting it out, and recovering, she admitted that she had a yeast infection, and a friend had told her that yogurt would clear it right up. So she force fed a small tub of blueberry yogurt into her twat, let it ferment all day, and served it to my brother.


not impressed tbh


Having known a lot of women from Arkansas, I know why.


I'm not from arkansas
 
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thunderdoozer
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So, when are we going to hear the yogurt story?
 
coyote4848
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I prefer strawberry.
 
Procrustes
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cactus wasn't impressed, guys.
 
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Originally posted by Catullus 16
cactus wasn't impressed, guys.


Was he hoping for more yeast?
 
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Originally posted by RoRichard2
Originally posted by Catullus 16
cactus wasn't impressed, guys.

Was he hoping for more yeast?


maybe he was there?
 
coyote4848
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Was it the "fruit on the bottom" kind?
 
Ladyzman
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This thread didnt deliver...
 
Procrustes
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Originally posted by Ladyzman
This thread didnt deliver...


milhouse is not a meme.
 
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your brother... RIGHT...
 
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Originally posted by Bockaneer
your brother... RIGHT...


 
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