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That wasn't meant to take anything away from the Thunder either. It would've taken a perfect game from us to beat them. Heck of a team.

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Originally posted by jktooley
I spent my night/sunday in jail on my first DUI.
Upstanding guy!

yeah....i'm a complete derelict.....

either that, or I made a mistake and got caught doing what you, or somebody close to you has done before.

I have NEVER driven drunk! Now driving with a "Road Soda" is not driving drunk. It's driving while ATTEMPTING to be drunk

now... if i get a second one, then you can all pile on.

Originally posted by jktooley
yeah....i'm a complete derelict.....

either that, or I made a mistake and got caught doing what you, or somebody close to you has done before.

i make it a practice to do it at least twice weekly just sucks when ya get pinched for it i by some miracle of god have yet to get caught...

- i've hit cars in parking garages
- swirved literally back and forth between lanes of traffic to see how close i could get to the parked cars
- tried to "Dukes of Hazzard" a giant gravel pile in the road
- made a right turn, passed out, and woke up to 4 mailboxes smashing on my bumper followed up by a stop sign going thru my windshield (this was my first incident lol)
- puked on myself while driving because i was too drunk to remember how to pull over
- put my car on cruise control and stuck most of my body out of my window trying to get a damn flier off my windshield
- raced my wife home going ~70-90 mph in a a 35 zone
- raced my buddys croch rocket down a side street in my automatic civic - please note i was putting my car into neutral and revving the engine so i could be cool like the bike, i then proceeded to slam it into drive and squeel away

to be honest i should be in jail or dead with the amount of shit i have done, some how though after all the shit i've pulled my wife gets pulled over after having 2 beers and a shot and blows a .09 (.08 is the limit in WI) and gets herself smacked with the fine - best part about her DUI was when i went to go pick her up i got arrested because i had an unpaid ticket for something stupid, forgot what it was

Sweet man you are the coolest for all your illegal drunk driving. I hope you go to jail so you don't kill anyone.

i never said it was cool i'm just proud of my accomplishments


its like playing russian roulette for the 100th time and still coming out of it as the winner, eventually i know i will either blow my head off or have to say no to the game....today just isnt that day

I'd go ahead and say no to it........ getting busted sucks.

the worst thing is, it was by a state cop, and my brother-in-law is a detective/swat team member for the city... It happened downtown, and there was prob only about a 1/10 chance i'd get pulled over by anybody other than a city cop, and would've been given a ride home.....

i dont doubt getting busted sucks set me back $3500 to hire a lawyer and get her DUI thrown out lmao

i just have that young prick "untouchable" status mentality atm lol

WHEN I DRIVE WITHOUT ALCOHOL DRINKING I BEGIN TO START SHAKING. ALCOHOL MAKES MORE ADDITIONAL SAFENESS DRIVING. IT MAKES MORE FUNNY TOO. GOOD MAKINGS FRISKYMONKEY. I HOPE YOU DRINK DRIVE A POLICE TO DEAD. I QUOTE BLACK MUSIK ON GERMANY'S TOP HIT OF FROM 2002:

"FUCKING THE POLICES"

I HATE THEM. THEY TELL ME NOT FUCK MY GOAT. SHE IS BEING MY GOAT. I PAYED FOR IT. IT MY RIGHT. NOW MUST I DIVORCE.

Originally posted by Hans Hammer
WHEN I DRIVE WITHOUT ALCOHOL DRINKING I BEGIN TO START SHAKING. ALCOHOL MAKES MORE ADDITIONAL SAFENESS DRIVING. IT MAKES MORE FUNNY TOO. GOOD MAKINGS FRISKYMONKEY. I HOPE YOU DRINK DRIVE A POLICE TO DEAD. I QUOTE BLACK MUSIK ON GERMANY'S TOP HIT OF FROM 2002:

"FUCKING THE POLICES"

I HATE THEM. THEY TELL ME NOT FUCK MY GOAT. SHE IS BEING MY GOAT. I PAYED FOR IT. IT MY RIGHT. NOW MUST I DIVORCE.

ok and you thought drinking and driving was bad - i think drinking and posting needs to be regulated

i am just glad i don't live by any of you guys.

I'm just worried about that goat...