Warrior General Games

Originally posted by Epark88
Originally posted by ICRockets

They're 0-9, they probably weren't going to be here next season anyway. No big loss imo

Sorry, gotta disagree: an owner with the class and grace of Coach Greedy will be sorely missed.

Even as fierce adversaries back in the A League, CG and his team always treated us Hustlers with the utmost respect, even when he stomped us to win the league title. No small feat mind you, because back then we had some world-class trash-talkers giving him the business every day.

As his Highlanders advanced to Pro, instead of gloating he started sending us PMs encouraging us and giving us advice on how to get there ourselves. We took heed and blasted our way up here in three seasons.

He didn't have to do that for us (and by right he shouldn't have), but he did. Total class and the ultimate gentleman, from beginning to end.

SE Asia Pro is losing a great S1 owner; his ilk is becoming more and more rare in GLB. It was an honor to finally be on his team this season, and I will miss him...

What happened to how you were going to go back to the drawing board and win this season? You suck, you always sucked, your team sucks, greedy sucks, and you are a fucking homo. Go rock your MJ jacket and stare at the crotches of young boys. Leave dotball for the grownups bitch, it's serious business.

Greedy was alright, but the rest of the HKH guys... that's a different story...

srs business

For the record, I overdid the MJ stuff just to piss you geniuses off. I'm not suprised that none of you had the mental capacity to pick up on it.

With fewer guys like CG around, this league exudes all the class and dignity of a Planned Parenthood dumpster...

Originally posted by Epark88
For the record, I overdid the MJ stuff just to piss you geniuses off. I'm not suprised that none of you had the mental capacity to pick up on it.

With fewer guys like CG around, this league exudes all the class and dignity of a Planned Parenthood dumpster...

You only have yourself to blame for that.

Originally posted by Epark88
For the record, I overdid the MJ stuff just to piss you geniuses off. I'm not suprised that none of you had the mental capacity to pick up on it.

With fewer guys like CG around, this league exudes all the class and dignity of a Planned Parenthood dumpster...

Dude, you've been such a douche bag since arriving in SEA Pro that the MJ schtick was believable.

If that gives you any indication of your impact on this league.

Originally posted by Sulfadias0
Originally posted by Epark88

For the record, I overdid the MJ stuff just to piss you geniuses off. I'm not suprised that none of you had the mental capacity to pick up on it.

With fewer guys like CG around, this league exudes all the class and dignity of a Planned Parenthood dumpster...

Dude, you've been such a douche bag since arriving in SEA Pro that the MJ schtick was believable.

If that gives you any indication of your impact on this league.




i have no idea who this guy is...

Originally posted by Epark88
For the record, I overdid the MJ stuff just to piss you geniuses off. I'm not suprised that none of you had the mental capacity to pick up on it.

With fewer guys like CG around, this league exudes all the class and dignity of a Planned Parenthood dumpster...

Wither fewer guys like you and CG around, the league talent pool and IQ just rose dramatically. You're a fucking idiot EDonk. You always have been, you always will be. Out of all the faggots on your faggot team, you definitely sucked the most dick. Are you going to send me another pm now asking what you did to me to deserve this abuse, Edonk? You are such a queer it's unbelievable, just get your gay ass out of here. I am ecstatic that you guys finally realized you couldn't hack it and are packing it in like your idol packed in 8 year old poop chutes.

Now let me get back to my new mission of slapping around BKK. You guys are no longer relevant and it's time to make them gut.

Originally posted by CelticRaider
Originally posted by Epark88

For the record, I overdid the MJ stuff just to piss you geniuses off. I'm not suprised that none of you had the mental capacity to pick up on it.

With fewer guys like CG around, this league exudes all the class and dignity of a Planned Parenthood dumpster...

Wither fewer guys like you and CG around, the league talent pool and IQ just rose dramatically. You're a fucking idiot EDonk. You always have been, you always will be. Out of all the faggots on your faggot team, you definitely sucked the most dick. Are you going to send me another pm now asking what you did to me to deserve this abuse, Edonk? You are such a queer it's unbelievable, just get your gay ass out of here. I am ecstatic that you guys finally realized you couldn't hack it and are packing it in like your idol packed in 8 year old poop chutes.

Now let me get back to my new mission of slapping around BKK. You guys are no longer relevant and it's time to make them gut.



Dude...

You're damned right I didn't do anything to me personally, and I KNOW you suck. I don't take anything on a message forum personally either, so maybe you can ask Mom and Dad, or your faggot-ass Forum Fan Club for that matter, for an occasional reacharound. I actually enjoy disliking your lame internet-tough guy act. Take it for what it is, a weak-ass, masturbatory attention-whore schtick masquerading as a rivalry between two teams with bad blood. If you are upset about me posting the MJ stuff, well he was a historical figure that influenced millions. I think people like him should be honored, and I am glad that pisses you off.

I hope outside of this game you have a wonderful and productive life. I wish the best for you and your family and friends. But inside the game, I fucking hate you and all of your stupid forum lakeys. Just how it is, it's not personal. You may be (probably are) a good dude, but everything from your sheer stupidity to your dumb circle-jerk fan club playing virtual grab-ass makes me want to expose you as a mental midget and laugh at you about it every time I do.

So best wishes to you in your real life, but I hope to add as much misery and torment to your time on GLB cause I think you and your MENSA pals are scumbags, douches, and fuckheads within the confines of the game.

God bless you and family,
Epark88

Excuse me, I gotta take a dump...

Originally posted by Epark88
Originally posted by CelticRaider

Originally posted by Epark88


For the record, I overdid the MJ stuff just to piss you geniuses off. I'm not suprised that none of you had the mental capacity to pick up on it.

With fewer guys like CG around, this league exudes all the class and dignity of a Planned Parenthood dumpster...

Wither fewer guys like you and CG around, the league talent pool and IQ just rose dramatically. You're a fucking idiot EDonk. You always have been, you always will be. Out of all the faggots on your faggot team, you definitely sucked the most dick. Are you going to send me another pm now asking what you did to me to deserve this abuse, Edonk? You are such a queer it's unbelievable, just get your gay ass out of here. I am ecstatic that you guys finally realized you couldn't hack it and are packing it in like your idol packed in 8 year old poop chutes.

Now let me get back to my new mission of slapping around BKK. You guys are no longer relevant and it's time to make them gut.



Dude...

You're damned right I didn't do anything to me personally, and I KNOW you suck. I don't take anything on a message forum personally either, so maybe you can ask Mom and Dad, or your faggot-ass Forum Fan Club for that matter, for an occasional reacharound. I actually enjoy disliking your lame internet-tough guy act. Take it for what it is, a weak-ass, masturbatory attention-whore schtick masquerading as a rivalry between two teams with bad blood. If you are upset about me posting the MJ stuff, well he was a historical figure that influenced millions. I think people like him should be honored, and I am glad that pisses you off.

I hope outside of this game you have a wonderful and productive life. I wish the best for you and your family and friends. But inside the game, I fucking hate you and all of your stupid forum lakeys. Just how it is, it's not personal. You may be (probably are) a good dude, but everything from your sheer stupidity to your dumb circle-jerk fan club playing virtual grab-ass makes me want to expose you as a mental midget and laugh at you about it every time I do.

So best wishes to you in your real life, but I hope to add as much misery and torment to your time on GLB cause I think you and your MENSA pals are scumbags, douches, and fuckheads within the confines of the game.

God bless you and family,
Epark88

Excuse me, I gotta take a dump...

Is what i sound like when im tarding the forums, Because if it is, I whole heartedly apologize, lol and I promise to never do it again...

one of you celtic raiders should change your name. too confusing, imo.

I don't think it really matters for the teams who have already played the Celtic Raiders. They were easy to beat last season,
and even easier to beat this season. I think Coach Greedy was a standup owner, never had any problems with him. Hell, I've
never even chatted with the guy before. But whatever these guys thought worked in season 5 doesn't work in season 10, and why the hell the "first generation" of dominant teams ever thought they did not have to evolve with the game is beyond me.

When Hong Kong x2 joined forces, I thought at least it would put enough talent into one-room that they could be a .500 team, but holy schmoly -- they totally suck. HKHx2 has raised the bar on 'teh suck' to epic proportions. If you wanna know how to suck really bad, just ask all the guys who were on their teams. Other than seahawks who owns the Portland Aftershocks in USA/AAA1, I think I am the only one who played with Hong Kong who escaped town with any working knowledge of managing the AI scripts.

I don't know if you guys have played the Highlanders yet, or if you played the Hustlers last season, but their defense licks my butthole. It was one of the most atrocious piles of shit I have seen in a long time. And then my other team Moose Jaw Roughriders plays yearly scrimmages vs Kowloon Bay Dragons (part of the HKH franchise), and it was the same criminally
piss-poor defensive alignments.

I mean, seriously, what the fuck? I can't even use "WTF" because this calls for a straight up WHAT THE FUCK?!

I didn't even know one team could truly suck that badly. I didn't run any Defensive AI for basically an entire season until I just took over the Portland Aftershocks like 4 or 5 games ago -- and as I got into, I realized one thing: Keep It Simple Stupid!

All these fucktards running around with all these bullshit cockamamie defensive alignments give me a case of the giggles. Do people really think that just because you have a play creator available means that you have turn into Steve Spurrier of defense? Just because you can draw up a bunch of wacky nonsense on the offensive side of the ball doesn't mean that wacky bullshit works on defense.

Anyways, whatever.

I could question these fuckholes until my fingers are sore from typing, but nothing would ever sink through. I don't have any hard feelings for anyone on the Hustlers, and I never knew anyone on the Highlanders, I just think the HKH crew were a bunch of stubborn, egomaniacal twits. These are the same SOB's who ran me out of town for knowing the game better than they did. Constantly citing their worthless fucking trophies as being the reason why they know everything and don't ever need to heed my advice. Why are the trophies worthless? Because they represented a foregone era of GLB.

This mother resets itself ever 50 days and forces you to re-learn what you thought you knew. If you are so stuck on your goddamn self that you can't listen, hash things out, and come to a common conclusion: Then go shove it up your asses. There was never a brighter day than the moment I realized the Flames were a great bunch of agents all just playing the game for fun; where everyone wanted to get better, and checked their egos at the door. It was the one place I finally didn't have to deal with all this bullshit about 'we won back to back trophies, we are gods, we know everything, you don't belong here'.

Not that HKH actually said that exact line, but that was their motif -- it was all about how storied their history was. Well, you know what Epark? You were always the problem. You and that little turd Fuzzball, the same scatmuncher who abandoned ship the moment he realized the ship was sinking. Not that Epark isn't a good guy, he's a decent fella, but he's a wicked fool. The moment HKH couldn't run Strong I slam 75% per game, was the end.

Good luck becoming Heroes, or whatever the hell the plan is. Not like anyone around these parts would know anything about Hong Kong, because you guys quit posting on the forums the moment you couldn't talk shit anymore. Inferior little bitch-sized egos have a tendency to shrink away from the limelight once the 15 minutes of fame wears off.

Just had to spit that nasty taste out of my mouth.

tl;dr

Originally posted by sirallan
tl;dr

I really doubt you know how to read, you illiterate son of a bitch.

/stirring the pot

but really, the post wasn't for you to read, so who gives a fuck? Doesn't mean you have to be a filthy scab about it.

I liked the Hustlers and the Highlanders, and was hoping the merge could salvage the fate of two once-proud franchises. Plenty of cool agents on those teams, Greed, Koldfront, LaSeeno, Coach Greedo, Epark, just to name a few. Yeah they talked trash, but no worse than most, and a lot of it was pretty funny.

I wish them well in whatever future incarnations of the team take shape.