those ladies can be fun, and for the right price you can get them to do anything. What's fun is to go jogging for awhile and don't shower for a couple days, make sure your junk is ripe and fuckin nasty, then when she complains tell her you'll pay double, and right when she gets down to sucky sucky, lift your balls sack, rub it on her face, and run like hell so she can't call her pimp in on you too quick,
if there is a blinking red light anywhere in the room she's a fuckin cop,
if you got to a run down motel and there are more than two cars in the parking lot she's a cop,
if she doesn't speak english and is fresh off the boat, rape her and run without paying!
Originally posted by ibflounder Got in trouble with my wife one time for even looking at Craigslist hookers with some friends.
She didn't talk to me for a month
she's pissed because she can make you jump through every hoop in the world just to get a blow job and you can replace her for 50 bucks instead, tell her to take out the trash her damn self.
Originally posted by Madcow8me But they all wanted roses, I dont have any damn roses? Do I have to buy the Roses first and then give it to them? Thats stupid, why dont they just take money? I guess they are whores for a reason... I guess I'll just go back to masterbating to animal planet...
Originally posted by Outlaw Dogs All women are whores, some like Roses, movies, and Dinner, some like money up front. In the end you will have to pay for it.