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Originally posted by Tim Harper
Typical Harper thread, typical late on arrival with the thread again.

Every year they don't win a title, is another year I get to make a thread like this and laugh at their failures. I just figured it is always fun to see what their excuse they have this season. Probably a regurgitated version of last year's thread posted here.

Here is last seasons thread for reference of excuses.
http://goallineblitz.com/game/forum_thread.pl?thread_id=2461164



Wow, funny how Tim Harper would be the resident expert on failure. Do you still have a LB in the league? We can never tell.

Tim Harper wouldn't be shit if he didn't sign up before everyone else. All his players have is levels.

Originally posted by Sik Wit It
Tim Harper wouldn't be shit if he didn't sign up before everyone else. All his players have is levels.

but that's just it. He's still shit. He's shitted his way out of USAPL with his fail Mustangs, despite having every advantage in the game. That's what you call fail.

This thread failed to deliver.

Originally posted by Ladyzman
This thread failed to deliver.

fortunately for Drago, his girl doesn't.

Originally posted by islander1
Originally posted by Sik Wit It

Tim Harper wouldn't be shit if he didn't sign up before everyone else. All his players have is levels.

but that's just it. He's still shit. He's shitted his way out of USAPL with his fail Mustangs, despite having every advantage in the game. That's what you call fail.

What's hilarious is he was all speed, more speed, and only speed. Once the S2 changes hit the moron never adapted.

[missed tackle: Tim Harper]

Originally posted by Drago
Originally posted by islander1

Originally posted by Sik Wit It


Tim Harper wouldn't be shit if he didn't sign up before everyone else. All his players have is levels.

but that's just it. He's still shit. He's shitted his way out of USAPL with his fail Mustangs, despite having every advantage in the game. That's what you call fail.

What's hilarious is he was all speed, more speed, and only speed. Once the S2 changes hit the moron never adapted.

[missed tackle: Tim Harper]

Thats because the rest of you guys were morons that inaugural season. If you had ever played Madden or any other sports game you would know physical attributes far and away outweigh everything else. i know for a fact Harper had extensive knowledge of Madden 05 for sure, before signing up for GLB. Really the only thing that probably hurt Harper is the way Flames decided to tell everyone the secret about speed and acceleration.

Originally posted by Doomsday

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/godzilla.htm - Tim Harper



Fucking Godzilla. Rises from the depths, sucker punches and then retreats like a little bitch. Go be a fucktard somewhere else douche... actually don't, just stay off of the forums altogether since you have nothing to contribute.

Do the world a favor and stay in mommas basement eating Apple Jacks and playing Madden, crushing the CPU on easy with a team full of players named after yourself that you created with 99 in every attribute... Gotta stroke that ego. BTW, remember to take sporadic breaks to jerk off into your catcher's mitt while you look at yourself in the mirror, wouldn't want Timmy getting sick of Timmy.

Does anyone else get the strong smell of ether in this topic now?

Originally posted by aj58078
Originally posted by Drago

Originally posted by islander1


Originally posted by Sik Wit It



Tim Harper wouldn't be shit if he didn't sign up before everyone else. All his players have is levels.

but that's just it. He's still shit. He's shitted his way out of USAPL with his fail Mustangs, despite having every advantage in the game. That's what you call fail.

What's hilarious is he was all speed, more speed, and only speed. Once the S2 changes hit the moron never adapted.

[missed tackle: Tim Harper]

Thats because the rest of you guys were morons that inaugural season. If you had ever played Madden or any other sports game you would know physical attributes far and away outweigh everything else. i know for a fact Harper had extensive knowledge of Madden 05 for sure, before signing up for GLB. Really the only thing that probably hurt Harper is the way Flames decided to tell everyone the secret about speed and acceleration.

so how does this address drago's point that he can't adapt?

maybe he didn't try to adapt, he tried to anticipate changes bort would make...but those changes never happened.

(fuck my WR)

Funny how little Timmy started a thread slamming Monmouth and it instantly turned into a thread pointing out the amazing level of Fail the Timmy himself has attained.

Ironic yet not unexpected result.

Originally posted by coachviking
Originally posted by monkeyskin

If you guys want to laugh at him more.. I had inboxed him to see what he was going to do with his players after season 6, and he never replied back like some diva, lol.

We won the gold season 7.

Harper is special Look at all the titles his dots have won since season 2

Tim Harper 0
Greg Alstot 1 (riding drinkings coat tails)
Deangelo Jennings 0
Brandon Jennings 0
DeMarcus Ogden 0
Tarvaris Washington 0
Jamarcus Fitzgerald 8 God Bless the Yetis

His 8 Lower leveled dots 0

So aside from Fitzgerald who made it sucking on Minihusk and Mike Rogers skills, Harper has managed to be on 1 title team at any level with his 14 players over the last 7 seasons and he is going to give Monmouth shit for winning the Western conference in the best league in GLB three of the last 4 years

Owned

Originally posted by Mercaptopropyl
Originally posted by aj58078

Originally posted by Drago


Originally posted by islander1



Originally posted by Sik Wit It




Tim Harper wouldn't be shit if he didn't sign up before everyone else. All his players have is levels.

but that's just it. He's still shit. He's shitted his way out of USAPL with his fail Mustangs, despite having every advantage in the game. That's what you call fail.

What's hilarious is he was all speed, more speed, and only speed. Once the S2 changes hit the moron never adapted.

[missed tackle: Tim Harper]

Thats because the rest of you guys were morons that inaugural season. If you had ever played Madden or any other sports game you would know physical attributes far and away outweigh everything else. i know for a fact Harper had extensive knowledge of Madden 05 for sure, before signing up for GLB. Really the only thing that probably hurt Harper is the way Flames decided to tell everyone the secret about speed and acceleration.

so how does this address drago's point that he can't adapt?

He wouldnt have had to adapt if Flames hadnt been such a dolt.

Originally posted by aj58078


He wouldnt have had to adapt if Flames hadnt been such a dolt.

I dunno, Flames going public was pretty brilliant actually.