Warrior General Games

PackMan97 enters the game.

He looks up the hill and sees an enraged HULK standing atop the hill. He takes out his Tranq gun and loads a dart full of liquid Valium. He takes aim and hits HULK squarely between the shoulder blades. HULK becomes very angry and charges toward PackMan97, however by the time he reaches him, he's feeling a lot calmer and reverted to Bruce Banner. He greets PackMan97 friendly and motions to the top of the hill saying, "All yours buddy, I don't know why I was so intent on staying there. I really don't care anymore.".

PackMan97 ascends to the top of the hill.

Originally posted by HULK
Hulk enters the game.

Hulk looks up the hill and sees Buccs99 touching himself. He pulls out his cell phone and dials. Not far away a bedazzled cell phone starts ringing, and a blonde picks up...

P: This is Paris
H: Hey, I need you to go give someone hepatitis through intercourse
P: Sure thing, anything for you Hulk.

Paris Hilton runs up the hill while stripping her already minimal clothing away from her body. Buccs99 is still standing there playing with his skin boat. Well, that skin boat is going to tuna town, and Paris does a double back handspring landing her infected muff right on Bucc's junk. One thrust and its over. Paris yawns and heads back down the hill, while Buccs99 stands there not knowing what hit him. Hulk just smiles and waits.

A couple of days later, Hulk heads up the hill. At the top, he sees Buccs99 writhing in agony. He's been stricken down with Hepatitis, and has no medicine. Hulk rolls the infected Buccs99 down the hill and laughs.

Hulk owns this hill.

HULK ! NOOOOOOOO !!!!

Cactus enters game

I take hill

Critwit enters the game

Curious as to how Cactus has taken the Hill he climbs to the top asking "Hey Cactus didnt you read the original post? you are supposed to say how you took the hill" "let me show you how its works"

So Critwit said " you see I climbed the hill and preceeded to give cactus a tittie-twister from the depths of hell, something no man would wish upon another, something so fierce you will be putting tape over your nipples just so your shirt doesnt rub them creating excrutiating pain from this day forward"

All at once Cactus realized what was about to happen! He fled the hill leaving Critwit to soak up the rays and enjoy his superior intelligence.

Critwit has taken the hill.

Stales has entered the game...

Stales waits at the foot of the hill trying to figure out the best way to take out Critwit but realizes that this so called "king of the hill" is a momma's boy who isn't allowed to be out past dark. As the sun sets, Crit's mom shows up and ascends the hill pissed off as can be. She pulls Critwit off the hill by his ear and tells him she will be taking away his masturbation privelages. Laughing hysterically at the sudden demise of our former "king of the hill" I take the hill and wait for the next challenger...

JohnnyDollar enters the game.

JohnnyDollar begins to run up the hill at full speed. It is a large hill. JohnnyDollar tires easily. He rests with his hands on his knees looking up the hill. JohnnyDollar musters his strength and makes it up the hill. Stales31 runs at JohnnyDollar yelling. JohnnyDollar runs back down the hill shouting "OH SHIT, OH SHIT, OH SHIT!"

stales31 keeps the hill.

blln4lyf enters the game..

At the top of the hill he sees stales facing the opposite directions taking a piss. Blln thinks to himself, wow this is just too easy. He quietly climbs up the hill and kicks Stales in the back one upon the top. Stales falls down the hill, penis in hand. Blln realizes how much pain Stales must be in, but doesn't care for he has taken the hill.

JohnnyDollar reenters the game.

After gathering himself at the bottom of the hill, JohnnyDollar heads back up the hill. He hears a sound. A rumbling and yelling. This time he will not be afraid of stales31. He screams back and blazes up the hill. stales31 comes tumbling down into JohnnyDollar tripping him up. They tumble down the hill together. JohnnyDollar is covered in piss.

blln4lyf keeps the hill.

Lawdawg95 has entered the game...

Lawdawg95 waits until 0200 and starts an array of psychological warfare that would make the strongest of defenders wilt away and cry to momma. Quietly but determined, Lawdawg95 slowly climbs halfway up the hill and sets loud speakers to point directly at balln4lyf's position. The speakers are mounted in 4 locations and all pointed in towards his location where he is resting confidently from the defense of his position.

Lawdawg95 then presses play on the speaker system and unleashes an un-holy barrage of recordings from xTrav, lolwut, and other assorted GLB douchebaggery. After a mere 15 minutes of these recordings ball4lyf begins to lose his mind and crack. His brain turned to absolute metaphorical mush he runs down the hill in a maniacal fashion and Lawdawg95 slowly collects his items and slowly takes the hill without a battle.

Lawdawg95 takes the hill

JohnnyDollar enters the game.

JohnnyDollar sneaks stealthily up the hill. Halfway up, he realizes lawdawg left a speaker behind. JohnnyDollar turns it on, but forgets he's covered in stales' piss. He is electrocuted and tossed down the hill as "Regulaters" by Warren G blares from the speakers.

lawdawg keeps the hill

All this roleplaying.....WOWZER!

I take the hill

Duff enters the game.

The cold of the grave rolled out of the darkness with him, washing over the hill like some icy tide. Orange eyes ablaze, Duff surveyed the landscape. There was no need for Duff to say anything. His actions would be enough.

Startled by the sudden blast of cold, Cactus71 literally stumbled down the hill into Duff’s grasp. Duff clamped one gauntleted hand around Cactus71s throat. No blow, no gasp for mercy could make him slacken that grip. He squeezed until Cactus71s eyes bulged and his mottled tongue lolled from his mouth. Duff threw him up the hill like a child bored with his toy.

Not yet done with him, Duff strode toward Cactus71 like death itself. At first he did not even draw his sword. His fists were weapons enough. When Cactus71 charged him, Duff smashed his head with such force that his skull almost split open like an old melon.

It was only at the top of the hill that Duff drew his ancient blade. Duff did not slacken his pace, but merely called to Cactus71 as he came. “Face me,” he rumbled, “or flee. There is no third way.”

Duff takes the hill.

Originally posted by The Duff Man
Duff enters the game.

The cold of the grave rolled out of the darkness with him, washing over the hill like some icy tide. Orange eyes ablaze, Duff surveyed the landscape. There was no need for Duff to say anything. His actions would be enough.

Startled by the sudden blast of cold, Cactus71 literally stumbled down the hill into Duff’s grasp. Duff clamped one gauntleted hand around Cactus71s throat. No blow, no gasp for mercy could make him slacken that grip. He squeezed until Cactus71s eyes bulged and his mottled tongue lolled from his mouth. Duff threw him up the hill like a child bored with his toy.

Not yet done with him, Duff strode toward Cactus71 like death itself. At first he did not even draw his sword. His fists were weapons enough. When Cactus71 charged him, Duff smashed his head with such force that his skull almost split open like an old melon.

It was only at the top of the hill that Duff drew his ancient blade. Duff did not slacken his pace, but merely called to Cactus71 as he came. “Face me,” he rumbled, “or flee. There is no third way.”

Duff takes the hill.


false I punch you in the face before any of that

I stay on the hill