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kHarmaKillz
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Originally posted by Chris Layne to God
Dear Lord, I don't ask for much, but can you please send me a qualified OC?


 
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http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=1106766
LEVEL 21 RB
 
kingjonb
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I'm still on the market, but maybe next time you'll find a GM of 99 other teams who actually has time for yours.
 
kHarmaKillz
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Finally found an OC.

All we need now is a level 28-31 Receiving HB, or a 28-31 speed HB that is willing to build up catching.. You will get atleast 20 plays a game, but will need to change your player name to Epic "Hall Of Fame HB", and will need to stay with the team for the remainder of your 10 season career.. PM 'Chris Layne" if interested.
 
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Originally posted by todoubled
http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=1106766
LEVEL 21 RB


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kHarmaKillz
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EPIC now plays in Minor League Level 31 #1. We have an OC, and a great defensive scout. Its going to be a fun season.. Our league is dirty.
 
cubsluver22
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EPIC is a bunch of idiots!!!! stay far far away from these dudes. they lie about everything they say!!!!!!
 
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GLB cult?
 
kHarmaKillz
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Extra! Extra! Read All About It!!
ernierenm has recently revealed to the team that he is actually a female with extremely active, sensitive hormones. He broke his 10 season commitment with the team because he felt our OC 'spoke like a dick' in reply to a very stupid question. Our OC replied with an apology, which was very unnecessary, considering his first replay was no where near offensive.

ANYWAY.. EPIC is now in pretty dire need of three players to fill the void the kid left.

Currently Seeking:
- Pure Blocking FB
- Left Guard
- Cornerback

Player Requirements:
- Preferably between the levels of 28 and 31.
- Booster and CEer.
- Preferably a slow-built player.
- Must be a knowledgable agent capable of maintaining your player.
- You will need to commit for the remainder of your player's career. All of our players were committed for the full 10 seasons after we started our team.
- You will need to change your name to Epic _____ ______, The blanks being the name of a hall of famer at your position. Ex: Epic Barry Sanders.

What We Have To Offer:
- Full equipment coverage.
- A very solid, dedicated player base.
- A 16-0 regular season record last season.. Lost in the championship by 4.
- A very fun, knowledgable group of people that can give advice on what to do with your player.

If you're interested in any of the positions, PM me with as much detail about your player as possible. If you have AIM/MSN/YIM, or any other messengers, please include those as this is an urgent matter and instant messaging would speed the process along..
 
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Originally posted by Chris Layne
Finally found an OC.

All we need now is a level 28-31 Receiving HB, or a 28-31 speed HB that is willing to build up catching.. You will get atleast 20 plays a game, but will need to change your player name to Epic "Hall Of Fame HB", and will need to stay with the team for the remainder of your 10 season career.. PM 'Chris Layne" if interested.


You dont ask for much do you...
 
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see what happens now that you have an oc lol.
 
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Originally posted by jbleich
Originally posted by Chris Layne

Finally found an OC.

All we need now is a level 28-31 Receiving HB, or a 28-31 speed HB that is willing to build up catching.. You will get atleast 20 plays a game, but will need to change your player name to Epic "Hall Of Fame HB", and will need to stay with the team for the remainder of your 10 season career.. PM 'Chris Layne" if interested.


You dont ask for much do you...


Lol!
 
kHarmaKillz
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Legit players will have no problem with these requirements. They'll realize they'll be taken care of for the rest of their careers.
 
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Why not tell them Chris that you don't know how to handle issues either you went off on me as well. I have some issues at home that are more important than this game. With you and the OC being complete DICKS !!! You made my decsion on not wanting to be here very easy. I really hope people know this stuff its a game stop being such a dick to people . Ya i got pissed about asking a question that some newbie OC jumped down my throat on. No need to do that he could have just answered me on why it was like that. So now you lost 3 players . Then you go on your form and call me all sorts of names and crack on me ya i saw them. So even if i was having a bad day that i needed to cool off you pushed the button as well and lost.. good for you i hope your OC screws you with his system .
 
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I didn't go off.. my entire team, INCLUDING YOUR FRIENDS, can vouch that I was not the problem. Our OC spoke some harsh words in response to your question, apologized, and you retaliated like a child..
 
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