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Originally posted by the47x
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Oakland Gazette
STEVEN YOUNG: A CLOSER LOOK
by Bill Bixby
Steven Young, the prolific running back for the Oakland Nation, has had rumors circulating about his off the field activities. Most notable were the allegations that he had contracted HIV from his ex-boyfriend. Most people close to the star running back say this comes as no surprise. One former classmate of Young's in high school claimed that he was known as a "dick magnet". His starring role in the adult film "Frat Boy Ankle Grabbers 3" while he attended college further cemented her testimony. However, I spoke with Young and he told me that he has a girlfriend now. She is a pre-op transsexual. However, during the interview Steven could not keep his hands to himself and kept taking off his pants. Jackson, being the handsome, muscular Nubian Prince that he is attempted to seduce me! Thankfully Steven's mother called him for dinner and he climbed off of me to join his family for a delicious meal of beef stroghanoff. All of these distractions have not affected Steven's play on the field though as he is 2nd in the league in touchdowns scored. Steven is hoping to get a trophy and win the championship with the support of his new girlfriend. Best of luck to Steven Young and the Oakland Nation in the playoffs!
I think this is more like the Oakland Enquirer, the next story is about some frat boys seeing UFOs right?
Sports Section
Oakland Gazette
STEVEN YOUNG: A CLOSER LOOK
by Bill Bixby
Steven Young, the prolific running back for the Oakland Nation, has had rumors circulating about his off the field activities. Most notable were the allegations that he had contracted HIV from his ex-boyfriend. Most people close to the star running back say this comes as no surprise. One former classmate of Young's in high school claimed that he was known as a "dick magnet". His starring role in the adult film "Frat Boy Ankle Grabbers 3" while he attended college further cemented her testimony. However, I spoke with Young and he told me that he has a girlfriend now. She is a pre-op transsexual. However, during the interview Steven could not keep his hands to himself and kept taking off his pants. Jackson, being the handsome, muscular Nubian Prince that he is attempted to seduce me! Thankfully Steven's mother called him for dinner and he climbed off of me to join his family for a delicious meal of beef stroghanoff. All of these distractions have not affected Steven's play on the field though as he is 2nd in the league in touchdowns scored. Steven is hoping to get a trophy and win the championship with the support of his new girlfriend. Best of luck to Steven Young and the Oakland Nation in the playoffs!
I think this is more like the Oakland Enquirer, the next story is about some frat boys seeing UFOs right?
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Steven Young is a captivating young athlete. That's what inspired me to write this piece. Honestly, I would love to have a player with stats like Steven Young's. As long as Steven performs on the field who cares if he likes to cuddle up with a man at the end of the night and perform in a dimly lit Motel 6 room as well? As long as he isn't shooting people and pushing pregnant women down the stairs that's ok in my book. And from what I've heard (a good reporter never names his sources) Steven should be recieving some post season honors tonight in a 7 man gangbang.
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Originally posted by the47x
Steven Young is a captivating young athlete. That's what inspired me to write this piece. Honestly, I would love to have a player with stats like Steven Young's. As long as Steven performs on the field who cares if he likes to cuddle up with a man at the end of the night and perform in a dimly lit Motel 6 room as well? As long as he isn't shooting people and pushing pregnant women down the stairs that's ok in my book. And from what I've heard (a good reporter never names his sources) Steven should be recieving some post season honors tonight in a 7 man gangbang.
The fact that you write like an actual journalist makes it even funnier than it already was
Steven Young is a captivating young athlete. That's what inspired me to write this piece. Honestly, I would love to have a player with stats like Steven Young's. As long as Steven performs on the field who cares if he likes to cuddle up with a man at the end of the night and perform in a dimly lit Motel 6 room as well? As long as he isn't shooting people and pushing pregnant women down the stairs that's ok in my book. And from what I've heard (a good reporter never names his sources) Steven should be recieving some post season honors tonight in a 7 man gangbang.
The fact that you write like an actual journalist makes it even funnier than it already was
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Yea sorry Steven Young, it's hard to be a has been when your a never will be. It's alright you might make it to the playoffs because you got carried by your teammates, but we all know that the first round your ass is done. Hey just like in that film you made remember?
One more question, did you get the HIV before or after that film?
One more question, did you get the HIV before or after that film?
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Originally posted by Unsaid Equinox
Yea sorry Steven Young, it's hard to be a has been when your a never will be. It's alright you might make it to the playoffs because you got carried by your teammates,we all know that the first round your ass is done. Hey just like in that film you made remember?
One more question, did you get the HIV before or after that film?
o hey gues lets all post in some guys forum because my name is Chris M. Pritchett dissing Steven Young because i play in a bullshit league where i outlevel everyone, and act like im vicious because i have more yards
- Unsaid Equinox
Yea sorry Steven Young, it's hard to be a has been when your a never will be. It's alright you might make it to the playoffs because you got carried by your teammates,we all know that the first round your ass is done. Hey just like in that film you made remember?
One more question, did you get the HIV before or after that film?
o hey gues lets all post in some guys forum because my name is Chris M. Pritchett dissing Steven Young because i play in a bullshit league where i outlevel everyone, and act like im vicious because i have more yards
- Unsaid Equinox
the47x
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Although Steven may come off as grouchy sometimes I can assure he is as gentle as a lamb. During our interview he teared up when reminiscing of the first time he met his childhood here, Elton John. "If there were more people like Sir Elton on this planet, the world would be a much better place, especially when the lights go out! HEYYY! But seriously, who doesn't like the song 'Crocodile Rock'?"
On another note, I heard something else remarkable about Steven. An anonymous source revealed to me that Steven can fit THREE billiard balls in his rectum. AT THE SAME TIME! Surely this is some type of World RECORD that the good people at Guiness should be notified of! Steven Young never ceases to amaze me!
On another note, I heard something else remarkable about Steven. An anonymous source revealed to me that Steven can fit THREE billiard balls in his rectum. AT THE SAME TIME! Surely this is some type of World RECORD that the good people at Guiness should be notified of! Steven Young never ceases to amaze me!
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Originally posted by the47x
Sports Section
Oakland Gazette
STEVEN YOUNG: A CLOSER LOOK
by Bill Bixby
Steven Young, the prolific running back for the Oakland Nation, has had rumors circulating about his off the field activities. Most notable were the allegations that he had contracted HIV from his ex-boyfriend. Most people close to the star running back say this comes as no surprise. One former classmate of Young's in high school claimed that he was known as a "dick magnet". His starring role in the adult film "Frat Boy Ankle Grabbers 3" while he attended college further cemented her testimony. However, I spoke with Young and he told me that he has a girlfriend now. She is a pre-op transsexual. However, during the interview Steven could not keep his hands to himself and kept taking off his pants. Jackson,
who is Jackson?
Sports Section
Oakland Gazette
STEVEN YOUNG: A CLOSER LOOK
by Bill Bixby
Steven Young, the prolific running back for the Oakland Nation, has had rumors circulating about his off the field activities. Most notable were the allegations that he had contracted HIV from his ex-boyfriend. Most people close to the star running back say this comes as no surprise. One former classmate of Young's in high school claimed that he was known as a "dick magnet". His starring role in the adult film "Frat Boy Ankle Grabbers 3" while he attended college further cemented her testimony. However, I spoke with Young and he told me that he has a girlfriend now. She is a pre-op transsexual. However, during the interview Steven could not keep his hands to himself and kept taking off his pants. Jackson,
who is Jackson?
Last edited May 23, 2008 21:06:12
the47x
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My apoligies. Thank goodness I posted the story here before it was printed today in the Oakland Gazette. My editor also found that typographical error. You see, Steven Young bears an uncanny resemblance to NFL Running Back Steven Jackson and I was just so excited to write my breakout story that I suffered a mental lapse. Thank you for your sharp eye, Vexxet. The Gazette is looking for people like you to help edit!Everyone makes mistakes, that's why pencils have erasers!
Unsaid Equinox
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Originally posted by chronic23
Originally posted by Unsaid Equinox
Yea sorry Steven Young, it's hard to be a has been when your a never will be. It's alright you might make it to the playoffs because you got carried by your teammates,we all know that the first round your ass is done. Hey just like in that film you made remember?
One more question, did you get the HIV before or after that film?
o hey gues lets all post in some guys forum because my name is Chris M. Pritchett dissing Steven Young because i play in a bullshit league where i outlevel everyone, and act like im vicious because i have more yards
- Unsaid Equinox
I outlevel everyone are you fucking stupid? I played in USA BBB league and I was a level 4-10 while I was in the league (keep note I was middle or lower in level range for the league and played back-up) so suck my left nut you dumb fucking cunt. Grow some fucking nuts and stop RP on a fucking website, get some pussy you ignorant mother fucker.
Originally posted by Unsaid Equinox
Yea sorry Steven Young, it's hard to be a has been when your a never will be. It's alright you might make it to the playoffs because you got carried by your teammates,we all know that the first round your ass is done. Hey just like in that film you made remember?
One more question, did you get the HIV before or after that film?
o hey gues lets all post in some guys forum because my name is Chris M. Pritchett dissing Steven Young because i play in a bullshit league where i outlevel everyone, and act like im vicious because i have more yards
- Unsaid Equinox
I outlevel everyone are you fucking stupid? I played in USA BBB league and I was a level 4-10 while I was in the league (keep note I was middle or lower in level range for the league and played back-up) so suck my left nut you dumb fucking cunt. Grow some fucking nuts and stop RP on a fucking website, get some pussy you ignorant mother fucker.
Eric the Great of Antarctica
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Wow, i think we just found someone that Steven passed his HIV to. That guy has issues. Obviously a lover's quarrel.
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Originally posted by Unsaid Equinox
Originally posted by chronic23
Originally posted by Unsaid Equinox
Yea sorry Steven Young, it's hard to be a has been when your a never will be. It's alright you might make it to the playoffs because you got carried by your teammates,we all know that the first round your ass is done. Hey just like in that film you made remember?
One more question, did you get the HIV before or after that film?
o hey gues lets all post in some guys forum because my name is Chris M. Pritchett dissing Steven Young because i play in a bullshit league where i outlevel everyone, and act like im vicious because i have more yards
- Unsaid Equinox
I outlevel everyone are you fucking stupid? I played in USA BBB league and I was a level 4-10 while I was in the league (keep note I was middle or lower in level range for the league and played back-up) so suck my left nut you dumb fucking cunt. Grow some fucking nuts and stop RP on a fucking website, get some pussy you ignorant mother fucker.
you are level 13 playing against a 8-10 defense. Get some pussy? The people that get pussy usually dont brag about it on an online forum to random guys.
Originally posted by chronic23
Originally posted by Unsaid Equinox
Yea sorry Steven Young, it's hard to be a has been when your a never will be. It's alright you might make it to the playoffs because you got carried by your teammates,we all know that the first round your ass is done. Hey just like in that film you made remember?
One more question, did you get the HIV before or after that film?
o hey gues lets all post in some guys forum because my name is Chris M. Pritchett dissing Steven Young because i play in a bullshit league where i outlevel everyone, and act like im vicious because i have more yards
- Unsaid Equinox
I outlevel everyone are you fucking stupid? I played in USA BBB league and I was a level 4-10 while I was in the league (keep note I was middle or lower in level range for the league and played back-up) so suck my left nut you dumb fucking cunt. Grow some fucking nuts and stop RP on a fucking website, get some pussy you ignorant mother fucker.
you are level 13 playing against a 8-10 defense. Get some pussy? The people that get pussy usually dont brag about it on an online forum to random guys.
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