Originally posted by coachviking
Originally posted by HULK
Lots of bowing towards Mecca I suspect.
Uh which way is Mecca again Hulk? I figure I already sacrificed a chicken, Made a donation to the Church of Whale Penis, watched a BYU football game V Notre Dame football game and cheered for both teams, assisted at a bris, I'm trying to make as many deities happy as I can before our dot's kick off today.
You forgot all the Far East Religions. So, real quick, make sacrifices (a bowl of rice for each will work) to:
--any and all of your family ancestors that might be able to help
--any and all of the nature kami; you know, trees, wind, rivers and that crap
--each of the three gods of Hinduism
Also, walk The Middle Path of Buddhism, honor your family (including Muck?) for Daoism, and play your roles correctly in each of the Five Relations for Confusionism.
That might do it. After all, there's a hell of a lot more people in Asia than here in the US.
Originally posted by HULK
Lots of bowing towards Mecca I suspect.
Uh which way is Mecca again Hulk? I figure I already sacrificed a chicken, Made a donation to the Church of Whale Penis, watched a BYU football game V Notre Dame football game and cheered for both teams, assisted at a bris, I'm trying to make as many deities happy as I can before our dot's kick off today.
You forgot all the Far East Religions. So, real quick, make sacrifices (a bowl of rice for each will work) to:
--any and all of your family ancestors that might be able to help
--any and all of the nature kami; you know, trees, wind, rivers and that crap
--each of the three gods of Hinduism
Also, walk The Middle Path of Buddhism, honor your family (including Muck?) for Daoism, and play your roles correctly in each of the Five Relations for Confusionism.
That might do it. After all, there's a hell of a lot more people in Asia than here in the US.






























