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Originally posted by jktooley
Originally posted by The Duff Man

I am 33 and I have never been asked this by my doctor. I think he is coming on to you.

yeah, one of my friends is 38, and said his doctor has treated him the same way.....

creepy

Most people would kill for a doctor to come on to the them. Run with it.

a guy walks into a bar looking very distraught. the bartender asks him why he is so upset. the man explains, "I just had my first rectal exam today." The bartender replies, "Well, that's pretty normal these days once you reach a certain age. I wouldn't be too concerned." but the man exclaims, "yeah, but I just realized that the doctor's hands were on my shoulders!"

Originally posted by Maik Jeaunz
a guy walks into a bar looking very distraught. the bartender asks him why he is so upset. the man explains, "I just had my first rectal exam today." The bartender replies, "Well, that's pretty normal these days once you reach a certain age. I wouldn't be too concerned." but the man exclaims, "yeah, but I just realized that the doctor's hands were on my shoulders!"

Oh, his doctor fucked him. I get it.

Originally posted by Drago
Originally posted by Maik Jeaunz

a guy walks into a bar looking very distraught. the bartender asks him why he is so upset. the man explains, "I just had my first rectal exam today." The bartender replies, "Well, that's pretty normal these days once you reach a certain age. I wouldn't be too concerned." but the man exclaims, "yeah, but I just realized that the doctor's hands were on my shoulders!"

Oh, his doctor fucked him. I get it.

oh, that's what it means? I thought it was about a 3-armed doctor. still funny, though.

Originally posted by Drago
Originally posted by Maik Jeaunz

a guy walks into a bar looking very distraught. the bartender asks him why he is so upset. the man explains, "I just had my first rectal exam today." The bartender replies, "Well, that's pretty normal these days once you reach a certain age. I wouldn't be too concerned." but the man exclaims, "yeah, but I just realized that the doctor's hands were on my shoulders!"

Oh, his doctor fucked him. I get it.

Speaking from experience?

Originally posted by The Duff Man
Originally posted by Drago

Originally posted by Maik Jeaunz


a guy walks into a bar looking very distraught. the bartender asks him why he is so upset. the man explains, "I just had my first rectal exam today." The bartender replies, "Well, that's pretty normal these days once you reach a certain age. I wouldn't be too concerned." but the man exclaims, "yeah, but I just realized that the doctor's hands were on my shoulders!"

Oh, his doctor fucked him. I get it.

Speaking from experience?

Oh, you're saying I understood the joke because my doctor fucked me. I get it.

Originally posted by The Duff Man
Originally posted by Drago

Originally posted by Maik Jeaunz


a guy walks into a bar looking very distraught. the bartender asks him why he is so upset. the man explains, "I just had my first rectal exam today." The bartender replies, "Well, that's pretty normal these days once you reach a certain age. I wouldn't be too concerned." but the man exclaims, "yeah, but I just realized that the doctor's hands were on my shoulders!"

Oh, his doctor fucked him. I get it.

Speaking from experience?

That's what causes the temper tantrums when Monmouth gets beat...he feels like he's being owned again.

Originally posted by djgomez33
Originally posted by The Duff Man

Originally posted by Drago


Originally posted by Maik Jeaunz



a guy walks into a bar looking very distraught. the bartender asks him why he is so upset. the man explains, "I just had my first rectal exam today." The bartender replies, "Well, that's pretty normal these days once you reach a certain age. I wouldn't be too concerned." but the man exclaims, "yeah, but I just realized that the doctor's hands were on my shoulders!"

Oh, his doctor fucked him. I get it.

Speaking from experience?

That's what causes the temper tantrums when Monmouth gets beat...he feels like he's being owned again.

Oh I get it, you're saying that my getting joke was from getting fucked by my doctor and it reminds me of when GLB dots beat me. Hey, how the fuck did you losers get to USA Pro again? I don't see any AAA trophies.

Wait, when was the last time you were relevant here? A regular season win last year?

http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/9412/picture1oxe.png

Looks pretty relevant to me.

Originally posted by Drago


Oh I get it, you're saying that my getting joke was from getting fucked by my doctor and it reminds me of when GLB dots beat me. Hey, how the fuck did you losers get to USA Pro again? I don't see any AAA trophies.

We didn't need one. Bort realised teams like ours were good enough to hang with teams like yours.

Originally posted by Drago


Wait, when was the last time you were relevant here? A regular season win last year?

Maybe one stands out to you the most but it was actually 14 regular season wins and 1 in the play-off's.

Originally posted by Doomsday
Originally posted by Drago



Oh I get it, you're saying that my getting joke was from getting fucked by my doctor and it reminds me of when GLB dots beat me. Hey, how the fuck did you losers get to USA Pro again? I don't see any AAA trophies.

We didn't need one. Bort realised teams like ours were good enough to hang with teams like yours.

Originally posted by Drago



Wait, when was the last time you were relevant here? A regular season win last year?

Maybe one stands out to you the most but it was actually 14 regular season wins and 1 in the play-off's.



I'm sure Bort "realised" his mistake then.

So you've never been relevant here, that's the point you're making?

Originally posted by Drago


I'm sure Bort "realised" his mistake then.

I'm not sure how you see it as a mistake. Lincoln has and still does compete well at this level. I guess you are entitled to you own opinion of course.

Originally posted by Drago

So you've never been relevant here, that's the point you're making?

Not my point. I was just pointing out that we won more than just a game last season.

How the hell did JKTOOLEY'S bailing out on getting his ass checked out today digress into yet another Nav V Monkeys pissing contest.


I'm not complaining I just was wondering.

Originally posted by coachviking
How the hell did JKTOOLEY'S bailing out on getting his ass checked out today digress into yet another Nav V Monkeys pissing contest.


I'm not complaining I just was wondering.

It IS a thread about assholes.

Drago loves attention.