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Originally posted by The Strategy Expert
It's funny cause we shot a video one time where I explain to the audience how to build a time machine with using a Q-tip and a gum wrapper and nothing else. It'll probably pop up on Youtube eventually


What type of gum wrapper was the most effective?
 
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Originally posted by coachviking
Originally posted by The Strategy Expert

It's funny cause we shot a video one time where I explain to the audience how to build a time machine with using a Q-tip and a gum wrapper and nothing else. It'll probably pop up on Youtube eventually


What type of gum wrapper was the most effective?


Big Red, if you don't chew it then FUCK YOU
 
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What type of gum wrapper was the most effective?


The inside silvery foil part is the key piece that makes it all work.
 
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And we will all be asking for our time back again. lol.

As for the Monkey brains... I knew a lady back in the day that seriously used to go for that stuff... She said it was a delicacy in India.

Myself... I prefer monkeys locked up in zoos.


how did she prevent the monkey from throwing poo at her?
 
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Originally posted by jfbueno
Originally posted by coachviking

Originally posted by The Strategy Expert


It's funny cause we shot a video one time where I explain to the audience how to build a time machine with using a Q-tip and a gum wrapper and nothing else. It'll probably pop up on Youtube eventually


What type of gum wrapper was the most effective?


Big Red, if you don't chew it then FUCK YOU


Shocking as this might seem to you JF I am a Big Red addict, so FU.
 
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Originally posted by jearly
Originally posted by quicksilver

And we will all be asking for our time back again. lol.

As for the Monkey brains... I knew a lady back in the day that seriously used to go for that stuff... She said it was a delicacy in India.

Myself... I prefer monkeys locked up in zoos.


how did she prevent the monkey from throwing poo at her?


She stapled the diaper on DUHH
 
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Originally posted by The Strategy Expert
Originally posted by coachviking


What type of gum wrapper was the most effective?


The inside silvery foil part is the key piece that makes it all work.


I understood that part TSE, but I was asking what brand of gum would be the most effective to use in this application.
 
JoSCh
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Monkey brains are served chilled, you fucking lowbrow dolts. Learn some manners.

/Julia Childs.
 
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It seems like you might have stolen this from Macgyver lol.. The only dude I know who can build a fully functional off road vehicle with with a rubber band a rearview mirror and crowbar
 
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Originally posted by coachviking
Originally posted by jearly

Originally posted by quicksilver


And we will all be asking for our time back again. lol.

As for the Monkey brains... I knew a lady back in the day that seriously used to go for that stuff... She said it was a delicacy in India.

Myself... I prefer monkeys locked up in zoos.


how did she prevent the monkey from throwing poo at her?


She stapled the diaper on DUHH


Just another problem solved by bullets.
 
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Originally posted by JoSCh
Monkey brains are served chilled, you fucking lowbrow dolts. Learn some manners.

/Julia Childs.


http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/9369/01tableom8.jpg

 
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Originally posted by coachviking
Originally posted by The Strategy Expert

Originally posted by coachviking



What type of gum wrapper was the most effective?


The inside silvery foil part is the key piece that makes it all work.


I understood that part TSE, but I was asking what brand of gum would be the most effective to use in this application.


It doesnt matter as long as you have the foil part, you just take off the outside wrapper and throw that and the gum away, and all you need is the foil piece and the Q-tip and you are ready to start assembling.
 
The Duff Man
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I call BS. Pushing a foil gum wrapper up your butt with a Qtip is NOT TIME TRAVELLING!

Even if it does feel great......
 
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Originally posted by The Strategy Expert
Originally posted by coachviking

Originally posted by The Strategy Expert


Originally posted by coachviking




What type of gum wrapper was the most effective?


The inside silvery foil part is the key piece that makes it all work.


I understood that part TSE, but I was asking what brand of gum would be the most effective to use in this application.


It doesnt matter as long as you have the foil part, you just take off the outside wrapper and throw that and the gum away, and all you need is the foil piece and the Q-tip and you are ready to start assembling.


OK, can we buy the full instruction manual on E-bay?
 
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OK, can we buy the full instruction manual on E-bay?


This made me LOL.
 
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