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Scrody
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The season is lost for the Phoenix because our runningback isn't a very good QB. We are straight up boned.
 
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this forum is getting worse than Canada. Infact that is about all that is here now is a bunch of whiney babies that want to suck on randy's balls so bad they have to make everything about him.
 
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meaningless preseason win is meaningless
 
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Originally posted by Kcirdor
this forum is getting worse than Canada. Infact that is about all that is here now is a bunch of whiney babies that want to suck on randy's balls so bad they have to make everything about him.


you're one of the few that backs him up at every turn, hmmm
 
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Originally posted by Scrody
The season is lost for the Phoenix because our runningback isn't a very good QB. We are straight up boned.


the season's done man, it's over, better start getting your letter to Bort ready because we are going straight back to AAA next season,

all HB's are going to have to get their throwing soft capped or no one is going to recruit them
 
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No blowouts...which is a good thing. Biggest win was Ufa's over the someone gutted Dogdandy Dragons
 
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Originally posted by henne
No blowouts...which is a good thing. Biggest win was Ufa's over the someone gutted Dogdandy Dragons


Then the league must be fixed, Randy's job is done, and everyone can start telling some damn jokes,
 
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Originally posted by kenyon1977
Originally posted by henne

No blowouts...which is a good thing. Biggest win was Ufa's over the someone gutted Dogdandy Dragons


Then the league must be fixed, Randy's job is done, and everyone can start telling some damn jokes,


+1.....atleast on the jokes. Lets lighten this place up
 
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Q: What do you call a UFA Panthers' cheerleader with two brain cells???














A: pregnant
 
HoustonMark
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Originally posted by kenyon1977
Originally posted by henne

No blowouts...which is a good thing. Biggest win was Ufa's over the someone gutted Dogdandy Dragons


Then the league must be fixed, Randy's job is done, and everyone can start telling some damn jokes,


A woman is learning how to golf. She has been teaching herself to play for more than three months and she is really bad. She decides to consult a golf pro.

When she sees the golf pro, she explains how bad she is and he tells her to go ahead and hit the ball. She does. The ball goes about 50 yards into the brush slicing to the right. The golf pro says to the woman, "I can see that you have a lot of problems. Your stance is bad, your head is all over the place, and the worst thing is that grip."

When she asks what can be done to fix the situation, he suggests, "Grab the club gently, as if you were grabbing your husband's "club". When the feeling is right, go ahead and swing." She does just that and the ball goes off the tee perfectly straight for about 275 yards.

The golf pro says to the woman, "That is unbelievable, I didn't think you would do that well. But now on to your next problem...
How are we going to get that golf club out of your mouth?"
 
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GG percival. You should have won that game, no idea why you passed up a FG from the 20 with 1 minute left...but damn good defensive battle.
 
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Originally posted by tobias funke
the look has decided to disband because we spent 2 weeks planning for our scrim and only scored 3 points it was a good season though


lulz i hope you're kidding about the gameplanning stuff...
 
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oh and some jokes:

Why did the cow eat all the grass in the field ?
Because it's a cow and that's what they do.

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?
1 unless the ladder is unstable then there would be the need for another blonde to stable the ladder.

Q: What's worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
A: Being raped.

Q: How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One.

Q: What is purple and, when thrown against the wall, causes the neighbor's phone to ring?
A: Coincidence.

Two men are sitting in a pub.
One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.'
The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'


A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar, sit at the end and start having some drinks. Two hours later, they come out with a better understanding of each other and a mutual respect, the beginnings of a friendship that last a lifetime.


A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called, the duck is then taken to a near by park and released.


A man walks into a pub. He is an alcoholic whose drinking problem is destroying his family.
 
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Another one:

"Knock Knock!"

"Who's there?"

"Jim"

"Jim who?"

"Jim Smith....your next door neighbor. My lawn mower just died and my lawn is half mowed. Can I borrow yours?"

"Sure, I'll open the garage for you."

"Thanks buddy, I owe you one."
 
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Originally posted by HoustonMark
Originally posted by kenyon1977

Originally posted by henne


No blowouts...which is a good thing. Biggest win was Ufa's over the someone gutted Dogdandy Dragons


Then the league must be fixed, Randy's job is done, and everyone can start telling some damn jokes,


A woman is learning how to golf. She has been teaching herself to play for more than three months and she is really bad. She decides to consult a golf pro.

When she sees the golf pro, she explains how bad she is and he tells her to go ahead and hit the ball. She does. The ball goes about 50 yards into the brush slicing to the right. The golf pro says to the woman, "I can see that you have a lot of problems. Your stance is bad, your head is all over the place, and the worst thing is that grip."

When she asks what can be done to fix the situation, he suggests, "Grab the club gently, as if you were grabbing your husband's "club". When the feeling is right, go ahead and swing." She does just that and the ball goes off the tee perfectly straight for about 275 yards.

The golf pro says to the woman, "That is unbelievable, I didn't think you would do that well. But now on to your next problem...
How are we going to get that golf club out of your mouth?"


classy lady!!
 
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