Warrior General Games

Originally posted by Rusty Trombone
wow, domenico scaramanzia lead the playoffs in passing yards and passing td's? but esl is a runing team?!?!

THAT IS CRAZY!!!

agreed, blew my mind

Originally posted by ktsui
NACJAC WILL DOMINATE YOU.

The only thing pelicans will be screaming is "daddy"

Since it looks like the World Playoffs will not happen this season, it will be fun to send you off with an 0-1 record against the LSP.

Originally posted by HurricaneBear
Originally posted by Rusty Trombone

wow, domenico scaramanzia lead the playoffs in passing yards and passing td's? but esl is a runing team?!?!

THAT IS CRAZY!!!

agreed, blew my mind

I don't really know how to respond to the ESL mind trick of pretending like you are posting in your private team forums. WHew....it's gonna take me awhile to get used to this league.

Originally posted by TaintStick
Wow...all the creative, ball-busting, a-holes from the Pro league, and the best response that can be mustered is a quote pyramid. *sigh*

You have to earn our effort

Originally posted by Tigerbait0307
Google Screaming Pelican. Yeah!! Get ready bitches!!

There are 3 definitions from Urban Dictionary

1. When you are bangin a broad on the beach and you pull out dip your dick in the sand and then continue to hit it.

2. When you're banging a chick on the beach and then throw her in the ocean and suffocate her in the sand and proceed to fuck her while she's screaming for air.

3. When you're getting head on th beach, right before you blow your load, grab a fistful of sand and throw it in her eyes.

And then there's the One Eyed Screaming Pelican: Similar to the Screaming Pelican. When you are banging a chick on the beach, and you stick your dick in the sand; snatch her eye out and procede to skull fuck her.

Who the fuck comes up w/ this?

Originally posted by Punk Rock Jocks
Why did he circle the Hong Kong Hustlers?

Because we're the favorites to come in and make some serious racket up in the martha focker. Rock Jocks, didn't you guys get owned in the Zeta Championship? Just curious to how you got here, did he just give the teams that made it to the conf. championships a walk through? Or did you have to request it?

My favorite is the angry unicorn. Its when a lesbian puts a strap on on her forehead.

Originally posted by zebo13
My favorite is the angry unicorn. Its when a lesbian puts a strap on on her forehead.

The Hindenberg is the best.

When going at it doggystyle, pee in the condom, pull out and start swinging it over your head. When she looks back to see why you stopped, yell out HINDENBERG and smack her in the face with the piss filled condom.

Originally posted by zebo13
Originally posted by Punk Rock Jocks

Why did he circle the Hong Kong Hustlers?

Because we're the favorites to come in and make some serious racket up in the martha focker. Rock Jocks, didn't you guys get owned in the Zeta Championship? Just curious to how you got here, did he just give the teams that made it to the conf. championships a walk through? Or did you have to request it?

I think we were stuck to your guys' cleats from when you walked all over us.

Originally posted by boomer82
Originally posted by zebo13

My favorite is the angry unicorn. Its when a lesbian puts a strap on on her forehead.

The Hindenberg is the best.

When going at it doggystyle, pee in the condom, pull out and start swinging it over your head. When she looks back to see why you stopped, yell out HINDENBERG and smack her in the face with the piss filled condom.

LOL... The Angry Stephen Hawking: When a couple are participating in a flying 69, and the woman is head first down, and the man cums, gets weak in the legs and falls to his knees causing the women to hit her head on the floor breaking her neck. the next day she will resemble an Angry Stephen Hawking.

Originally posted by Punk Rock Jocks
And then there's the One Eyed Screaming Pelican: Similar to the Screaming Pelican. When you are banging a chick on the beach, and you stick your dick in the sand; snatch her eye out and procede to skull fuck her.

Who the fuck comes up w/ this?

dunno but I like the way they think

Alabama Hot Pocket - When you drop a deuce in the chicks vajayjay and then eat her out.

Originally posted by Punk Rock Jocks
Originally posted by zebo13

Originally posted by Punk Rock Jocks


Why did he circle the Hong Kong Hustlers?

Because we're the favorites to come in and make some serious racket up in the martha focker. Rock Jocks, didn't you guys get owned in the Zeta Championship? Just curious to how you got here, did he just give the teams that made it to the conf. championships a walk through? Or did you have to request it?

I think we were stuck to your guys' cleats from when you walked all over us.

ROTFLOL!...

Originally posted by TaintStick
Get used to seeing this. LSP is here to stay.

http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/6402/lspontopoftbpub0.png

Fuck yea. I could get used to seeing a season end with HKH at 14-2 and a championship trophy...that's sexy. Thanks for the confidence vote.