Warrior General Games

Originally posted by The Lurker
Originally posted by bberyquiet

Wow-beat East Coast by 31 and Canberra by 24 and drop 8 points to number 6. You guys are tough. But then again, someone didn't put Banzai in their top 10?!?!?! How they are not #1 until they lose is crazy. To be the man,...

I've had you guys at #4 since week 1, second among all Alpha teams behind Tonga. I would have kept you there again this week, but I couldn't get my vote in on time. Mean Machine and Grinnell look very strong though, so there's no shame in falling behind them in the polls.

Yeah, they both look pretty darn impressive. And the top 3, can't argue with them, maybe just the order. Let's see how the season plays out-should be competitve year.

Originally posted by bberyquiet
Originally posted by The Lurker

Originally posted by bberyquiet


Wow-beat East Coast by 31 and Canberra by 24 and drop 8 points to number 6. You guys are tough. But then again, someone didn't put Banzai in their top 10?!?!?! How they are not #1 until they lose is crazy. To be the man,...

I've had you guys at #4 since week 1, second among all Alpha teams behind Tonga. I would have kept you there again this week, but I couldn't get my vote in on time. Mean Machine and Grinnell look very strong though, so there's no shame in falling behind them in the polls.

Yeah, they both look pretty darn impressive. And the top 3, can't argue with them, maybe just the order. Let's see how the season plays out-should be competitve year.

No, lets not. Let's just end now while Tonga is on top and give us the flippin' trophy!

Originally posted by Vilita
I hardly think its the price we're worried about More like the 23:55 hour transit time. We literally have to jog off the field week 3, straight to the airplane in full gear, and walk off the plane still wearing the same gear just in time for kickoff in scranton, then have to do the same thing again to get back.

Very annoying. You should be forced to play all your games away, as they are actually a logistical impossibility with the games schedule.

You should invest in a WABAC (i.e., Wayback Machine), like I did. Most people don't realize this, but Mr. Peabody actually programmed the WABAC Machine to transport you through both time AND space. So, like me, you can spend all week preparing for the game at home. Then, about an hour before kick-off, you can bang your girlfriend - or nautilus's girlfriend like I do - jump in the WABAC machine, and transport yourself to two days before the game in the appropriate city.

Then you can prepare for two more days, play the game, have a nice recoup period with a groupie or two in that city, and transport yourself back to moments before the game in your place with your girlfriend - or in my case, nautilus's girlfriend. Then, to really impress her, you can go back and bang her again. She'll think you were on Viagra or something, but you can honestly tell her, "No sweetheart (or "No bitch", like nautilus's girlfriend likes it), I can just get ready again in that amount of time naturally."

It's a win-win for eveyone but nautilus.

Originally posted by steinrat
Originally posted by Vilita

I hardly think its the price we're worried about More like the 23:55 hour transit time. We literally have to jog off the field week 3, straight to the airplane in full gear, and walk off the plane still wearing the same gear just in time for kickoff in scranton, then have to do the same thing again to get back.

Very annoying. You should be forced to play all your games away, as they are actually a logistical impossibility with the games schedule.

You should invest in a WABAC (i.e., Wayback Machine), like I did. Most people don't realize this, but Mr. Peabody actually programmed the WABAC Machine to transport you through both time AND space. So, like me, you can spend all week preparing for the game at home. Then, about an hour before kick-off, you can bang your girlfriend - or nautilus's girlfriend like I do - jump in the WABAC machine, and transport yourself to two days before the game in the appropriate city.

Then you can prepare for two more days, play the game, have a nice recoup period with a groupie or two in that city, and transport yourself back to moments before the game in your place with your girlfriend - or in my case, nautilus's girlfriend. Then, to really impress her, you can go back and bang her again. She'll think you were on Viagra or something, but you can honestly tell her, "No sweetheart (or "No bitch", like nautilus's girlfriend likes it), I can just get ready again in that amount of time naturally."

It's a win-win for eveyone but nautilus.


I think I just pissed myself!

By the way, get off of Nautilus' girlfriend.















I just did.

Great work!

Originally posted by TheKingOfVa
Great work!

Thank you. I'm glad to see someone appreciated it.

Originally posted by McGruffHawk
Eeks . . . I'm honored, but I think I had Tonga no higher than 6th or 7th.

I agree, I would go as far as maybe 16th or 17th.

Don't get Steinrat started on Wayback machine talk...

Looking back at the rankings, I could see how the top 5/6 could be considered top gun. In West Scranton, we have a bit of chemistry recovering to do.

Originally posted by sxewesley
How in the hell does anyone not vote Banzai #1, let alone leave them out of the top ten entirely?

Crazy.

Ever heard a catty bitch cut down another woman she's jealous of? It's fine though. Polls aren't championships, and that's why we play. You can't vote us out of the playoffs, though I'd like to see the clever fella behind it come out and explain who they think the better 10 teams are and what evidence that's based on.


or ya know, they could keep hiding like a bitch. Either way, we'll see them on the field.

Originally posted by Vilita
I hardly think its the price we're worried about More like the 23:55 hour transit time. We literally have to jog off the field week 3, straight to the airplane in full gear, and walk off the plane still wearing the same gear just in time for kickoff in scranton, then have to do the same thing again to get back.

Very annoying. You should be forced to play all your games away, as they are actually a logistical impossibility with the games schedule.


If you're flying in that far, you gotta get Grotto's pizza while you're there!

Originally posted by nautilus
Don't get Steinrat started on Wayback machine talk...



Does he have a pet boy named Sherman?

Originally posted by EMPIRE
Originally posted by nautilus

Don't get Steinrat started on Wayback machine talk...



Does he have a pet boy named Sherman?

Yes. And before every game, he cups my balls.

What? He's the equipment boy. He's in charge of ensuring that all of the jock straps are properly fitted with protective cups. What did YOU think I meant?!?!

Perverts.

Originally posted by steinrat
or nautilus's girlfriend like I do

I heart Naut's gf.

I don't even know who nautilus' girlfriend is.

But even with that, I still think I somehow hooked up with her. I'll get back with you on how that worked.

Originally posted by JuniorMcSpiffy
I don't even know who nautilus' girlfriend is.

But even with that, I still think I somehow hooked up with her. I'll get back with you on how that worked.

Yeah she told me about that, even said you talk her and her friend into a 3way.
http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u177/biglatimer/FatChicks.jpg

Shes lost a lot of weight since then though.
http://www.irserious.com/images/2007/10/hotgh.jpg