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WESTERN CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS

COLORADO SPRINGS FLYERS @ Boston Boogie Monsters - The whole building a team full of CPU players was a good idea.... for the first few games. Now, it's catching up to our walkthrough taping friends from the east. Colorado by 14.

Over The Rhine Red Dots @ OKLAHOMA THUNDER - We weren't even gonna show up for this one, but OK's owner contacted me and told me he needed the concession sales, which we've agreed to split, so I'm gonna bring my team. Seriously though, I was shocked to see just how deep this OK team is. There's no drop-off at all from starter to reserves. That's pretty impressive. We'll lose by 10 (I'm hoping picking against my own team makes the opposite happen)

Reno Marauders @ OKLAHOMA CITY SPARTANS - Oklahoma City's D is showing some signs of weakness after shutting just about everybody out the first half of the season (and by weakness, I mean finally giving up a defensive TD last week). Well OKC, we shut out Reno last week.... Consider the bar set. OKC by 24.

Minden Musketeers @ LITTLE HAITI VOODOO - Minden has 1 CB on the depth chart... They're a funny team. Rumor has it that their player morale is somewhere in the teens.... I think that's probably a shade too high. Have fun Little Haiti. This is the game that makes your stats look retarded.

Buffalo Bullets @ FLORIDA BULLS - Buffalo has an asshat for an owner who's only post on this forum was to tell me the score after I predicted we'd beat his team. I think I'll pick against him all year now. Little things like that make me happy.

LOS ANGELES REIGN @ Minnesota Americans - I think it's funny that a team from Minnesota had to name their team the "Americans" just so people know that Minnesota is actually a part of the USA. Maybe it's the funny accents, or maybe it's the fact that they nominated a former pro wrestler to be their governer that makes it to where the rest of the USA doesn't want to claim their state, but they're not gonna let us forget that they're still officially a part of America. LA finally gets their running game back on track this week after tough match-ups against Oklahoma and Over The Rhine in the past 2 weeks.

San Jose Chupacabra @ FRESNO FIRE - Yuck. Fresno wins 2-0 in OT. One of these two teams will be joining Minden in whatever league is below this one next season.... In fact, I predict that Minden will finally end up in Oceania A before it's all said and done.

Sofpm (seriously, I'm not typing that out) @ VALLONIA BEAVER HUNTERS - Vallonia has knocked off a decent team or two lately. That gives me confidence in them for this game. Beaver Hunters by 10.
 
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I'm legal counsel for the Thunder. And in charge of stadium and concessions. I don't recall a K crossing my desk for 1/2 sales. Let me know if I missed that memo.

Thx.

GL today.

Gnus

ETA: i can't spell evidently.
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There's no way the Chupacabra loses to Fresno. The S-J-C is ready to turn it all around and be the emerging dark horse team in the playoffs.

Write it down...Chupacabra win.
 
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"walkthrough taping friends from the east. "

Proven to be false!!!! The Boston Herald just released a formal apology, and the writer who released it is in the shi$.
 
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Originally posted by Rhuin
"walkthrough taping friends from the east. "

Proven to be false!!!! The Boston Herald just released a formal apology, and the writer who released it is in the shi$.




this just means that they cheated but just did a better job of covering it up than we first thought!
 
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Originally posted by mykel
Originally posted by Rhuin

"walkthrough taping friends from the east. "

Proven to be false!!!! The Boston Herald just released a formal apology, and the writer who released it is in the shi$.




this just means that they cheated but just did a better job of covering it up than we first thought!


A brief history of the New England Patriots.

Before they were caught cheating:
2001 - Super Bowl XXXVI Champions*
2003 - Super Bowl XXXVIII Champions*
2004 - Super Bowl XXXIX Champions*

And after:
2007 - 18-1
 
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Originally posted by danimal
Originally posted by mykel

Originally posted by Rhuin


"walkthrough taping friends from the east. "

Proven to be false!!!! The Boston Herald just released a formal apology, and the writer who released it is in the shi$.




this just means that they cheated but just did a better job of covering it up than we first thought!


A brief history of the New England Patriots.

Before they were caught cheating:
2001 - Super Bowl XXXVI Champions*
2003 - Super Bowl XXXVIII Champions*
2004 - Super Bowl XXXIX Champions*

And after:
2007 - 18-1


Is it possible to hate your own team mates . It wasn't cheating! They broke a rule! They did something everyone else does from the stands or the skyboxes! They were 20 feet closer by being on the field! Ahh well, I suppose if the Cobows of the 90's were busted for the same thing back then(Jimmy Johnson clearly saying he did it all the time, he even said he sent interns to go through the opposing teams trash barrels in the coaches box after games looking for plays scribbled down or play book sheets) I would have ignored common sense to crucify them because I was so jelous of their sucess
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Does Tom Brady now have a Manning Monkey on his postseason back? Just wondering.......
 
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Since Arbiter doesn't want to do this anymore Ill pick up the slack (today only probably - depends on how much time it takes.

Eastern Conference Predictions for week 10.

Bristol Bullets vs. Cleveland Firebirds
The Bullets recovered from their tough opening schedule to go on a 4 game winning streak but are riding a 2 game losing streak now. The Firebirds have been up and down all season struggling to find some consistancy. Very evenly matched teams and while their records say the Birds should run away with this I see the Bullets getting a late TD by Jim "Fireball" Brown to seal the game. Final: 27-24 Bullets

Washed Up Rock Stars vs. Hartford Musician
This weeks battle of the bands pits the one man crew vs the Hartford Musicians Seriously - Hartford Musicians? May as well call them the Garage Band Junkies.....Hartford is known for ESPN, NOT music! Sorry guys, not much to say with this bloodbath, the #2 team in the league comes out strong and dominates from start to finish. Tom Romo will spend most of his time on his back and this time wont be looking up at Jessica! Final: 54-3 Rock Stars (Garage Band Junkies score on a late FG by Just Need One).

Louisville Nighthawks vs. Alcatraz Island Jailbreakers
The AIJ are a tough team despire their record. Unfortunately their formidable front line cant withstand the constant pressure from the Nighthawks running game. Nighthawks squeek this one out to extend their winning streak to 5. Final: 19-16 Hawks (was close to calling the upset and honestly I can see this going either way!)

Atlantic City Atomic Gods vs. Colonial Zoners
The Zoners are riding a two game losing streak that ends today. Their guys come out playing tough and really hand it to the Gods! Is this the dawn of a new day? Were the ACA Gods proven to be a false diety? The answer is yes, the Zoners start their winning streak today (for today) and hand the Gods a new bible to live by! Final 9-0 Zoners

Cincinnati Convicts vs. New York Warriors
Maybe its the tough game the Warriors gave us a few weeks ago. Maybe its the disarray and lack of chemistry on the Convicts but I don't see this even being a match. Josh Chambers is heard complaining after this game to Bengals4Life for some help on the offensive side of the ball and Awesome Butsch agrees for the D. Final: Warrios shut out the Convicts and send them back to jail 69-0

Eleven Wise Monkeys vs. Baltimore Knights
Mismatch of the week? While their records may indicate that to be so pitting the #1 Monkeys vs the #16 Knights I would argue the point. The Knights have made some nice moves on their roster lately and have a good shot at unseating the Monkeys. Unfortunately its just not going to happen. But the Knights will come out throwing and will get hammered by Troy Polamalu (yes, I cant even spell my own guys name!) who picks off Roland 3 times returning one for 42 yards. Big Red Stomper stomps all over the Knights D-Line and makes them look like kindergartners playing tiddly winks and....well.....I can't let slip the twist that Danimal has come up with for our offense this week but remember - I am calling a TD by a surprising player this week! Final: 76-3 Knights (ok, maybe I won't argue the point....)

Boston Massacre vs. San Antonio Stallions
The Boston Massacre are sitting at 9th place and stay there this week. The Stallions will torch their secondary and ride on through like the cavalry trouncing the injuns. How you like dem apples? Final: 40-9 Stallions

Richmond Retros vs. Dallas Rampage Matchup
Wow - the Rampage are for real. They pretty much shut down the #1 Offense in the league last week and are still on a roll this week. The Retros are wishing it was still the 70's so they could at least put on some roller skates and boogie on down at the roller-rink to some groovey tunes. Unfortunately all they will have to console themselves with after this game is the sweet sweet melody of Mr Barry Manilow (borrowed from the Rock Stars of course) and reruns of the Brady Bunch (is it just me or is Jan hot?). The Rampage run wild and bench their starters to start the fourth. Final: 56-0

To all the losers I picked, its nothing personal, I am just having fun
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mykel
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Hey Rhuin - have you seen my QB?

http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=179550

 
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Originally posted by Lord Thomas Drake
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I61FxZ4baWE

THAT IS ALL o_O


At what point in that video do you post your 3-6 record?

Also, Cooter Splitter and Sam I Am have copyrighted the use of anything and everything Sam McGuffie related in this game... As soon as Dirty Dirt's YPC or TD totals are higher than my second stringers, you can use this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZEcxgcuBT4 , but not this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4IJ17ODo_s until you have more yards and TD's than Cooter Splitter..... http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=95356
 
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Originally posted by jktooley
Originally posted by Lord Thomas Drake

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I61FxZ4baWE

THAT IS ALL o_O


At what point in that video do you post your 3-6 record?

Also, Cooter Splitter and Sam I Am have copyrighted the use of anything and everything Sam McGuffie related in this game... As soon as Dirty Dirt's YPC or TD totals are higher than my second stringers, you can use this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZEcxgcuBT4, but not this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4IJ17ODo_suntil you have more yards and TD's than Cooter Splitter..... http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=95356


Sam McGuffie is a fucking queer, what is your obsession with him
 
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Michigan fan all day........... Gonna be nice watching him blow-up in RRod's system
 
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Oregon fan all day Was nice watching them blow up the wolverines Of course thats NOTHING compared to what App State did to them

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