Originally posted by Hampe
Originally posted by Kevin Smith
Originally posted by Hampe
Originally posted by Gturtle
3/10
Decent post by WELP standards, wouldn't read againThat's some nice cat face paint you got there. Did mommy do that for you?
No, he did it for mommy.R-r-r-r-r. Kinky.
I'm picturing in my mind a Deadwood meets The Birdcage scene. Kind of a gayed up Old West scene.
I'll give Eturtle credit. Don't get me wrong, fellas. He's still a raging queen, but he's butch. He strapped his chaps on, walked into a hostile bar with his bare ass hanging out the back and stared down the barrel of a whizzinator.
Looks like he told his buddy Untouchable that he was going to stare down the internet monsters. I can just see him swishing through that bar with a feather boa around his neck and Untouchable at his side making sure the boa didn't touch the ground. Untouchable was whispering to him "you look really butch and hot".
Then, Eturtle peered through his Village People cop sunglasses with a steely glare, a 5 o'clock shadow that he'd been cultivating and trimming neatly for 4 days and his favorite cat face paint and told Kevin Smith to pour him a Cosmopolitan. Kevin stared back with a fresh wax on his head reflecting in ETurdle´s Rayban aviators and a lip ever so slightly quivering and said "would you like a little extra chambord?".
Meanwhile, Hampe was sitting in the corner whispering to his companions that ETurdle was a "real bytch" and that he'd like to "claw his eyes out" all the while actually admiring ETurdle's swashbuckling, internet-cool style.
Originally posted by Kevin Smith
Originally posted by Hampe
Originally posted by Gturtle
3/10
Decent post by WELP standards, wouldn't read againThat's some nice cat face paint you got there. Did mommy do that for you?
No, he did it for mommy.R-r-r-r-r. Kinky.
I'm picturing in my mind a Deadwood meets The Birdcage scene. Kind of a gayed up Old West scene.
I'll give Eturtle credit. Don't get me wrong, fellas. He's still a raging queen, but he's butch. He strapped his chaps on, walked into a hostile bar with his bare ass hanging out the back and stared down the barrel of a whizzinator.
Looks like he told his buddy Untouchable that he was going to stare down the internet monsters. I can just see him swishing through that bar with a feather boa around his neck and Untouchable at his side making sure the boa didn't touch the ground. Untouchable was whispering to him "you look really butch and hot".
Then, Eturtle peered through his Village People cop sunglasses with a steely glare, a 5 o'clock shadow that he'd been cultivating and trimming neatly for 4 days and his favorite cat face paint and told Kevin Smith to pour him a Cosmopolitan. Kevin stared back with a fresh wax on his head reflecting in ETurdle´s Rayban aviators and a lip ever so slightly quivering and said "would you like a little extra chambord?".
Meanwhile, Hampe was sitting in the corner whispering to his companions that ETurdle was a "real bytch" and that he'd like to "claw his eyes out" all the while actually admiring ETurdle's swashbuckling, internet-cool style.
