Originally posted by TaintStick
Originally posted by The Phinisher
Dear Celtic Raider,
It's so nice to see a Raider's fan somewhere on the forums. It must be really exciting, you know, thinking about next years football season. Run DMC, the really fat QB who falls asleep a lot, and the really awesome receiver Al Davis drafted this year... I mean shit, you guys should probably slip out of the top five draft picks next season.
By the way, is it true what I heard? That all Raiders fans like to get dressed up in shiny bejeweled clothes to go to the games? I would have thought that kind of thing would be more common in San Francisco.
Sincerely,
The Phinisher
HUH?!?!?!?
Originally posted by The Phinisher
Well Gay BB,
Like I was saying, the general acumen of the LSP (Or the Lisps most refer to them as) is similar to that of Al Davis. The only real difference is that the Oakland Raiders have a rich tradition to draw upon (if the fan can remember far enough into the antediluvian era of the NFL, whereas the Lisps have only their celebrated alternative lifestyles to draw upon.
The whole getting dressed up thing, you know, the "theme days" that Lispy fans are famous for is another similarity. Though the themes the Lisp management come up with, like "Shore Leave Sailors Day" or "First Ladies Day", let alone the most popular one, the "Spartan Bunk Day", which is often covered by Lifetime (I hear there is a original reality show starting about a group of Lispy fans).
Anyway, I say we'll see you on the field of contest. Just keep the piles clean. K?
-The Phinisher
WTF?!?!
Seriously Bra's....can you please get someone in these forums that actually talks shit about GLB? Instead of someone that can't stop talking about bedazzlers and semen day. Oh wait...he's a FB....nm....continue on gaylord.
Dear TaintLicker,
It must be an honor to be a general manager for the Lisps. Are the rumors true? Are you really the "equipment" manager? Must be a dream come true for a person of your limited intellectual stature/ sexual predilections.
Allow me to apologize for the nonGLB discussion. Were those too obscure for you? Or is it more of an issue concerning vocabulary? From a cursory glance at your player names I am assuming that you rode (or ride most likely) the short bus to school. Lots of brainstorming went in to those, especially the last few. I understand. Though I wonder if Queerbait is going to ever start accruing more pancakes.
Also I understand completely what your saying about fullbacks. Larry Csonka, Craig Heyward, Lorenzo Neal, Barry Word and Cory Schlesinger. Seriously gay.
I wonder though, Taintlicker, if your village is able to make do without its idiot when you are online. That aside, I have decided that it would be wrong for me to continue to humiliate you mentally. Tomorrow, in the virtual world, I will have opportunity to do so....well... Virtually.
Regards,
The Phinisher