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Jack Del Rio
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so much nerdrage
 
Skanker irl
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Originally posted by Jack Del Rio
so much nerdrage


 
bacchuspoet
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ITT:

Junior McSpiffy and Serge make some idiot butthurt window-licking helmet wearing toddlers cry so much that I've been laughing for the last four pages. I mean, honestly, if a thread is more than two pages since last I looked at it I don't generally go back to see what I've missed. It's just not worth the time and effort.

This however... THIS thread is proving to be so entertaining that I would have gone back far more than I had to so I could see exactly how far JMS can make these fucks look like the dots they are obviously SO very proud of.

Thanks for the entertainment guys!
 
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Originally posted by Skanker irl
Originally posted by Jack Del Rio
so much nerdrage



group hug?
 
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Originally posted by bacchuspoet
ITT:

Junior McSpiffy and Serge make some idiot butthurt window-licking helmet wearing toddlers cry so much that I've been laughing for the last four pages. I mean, honestly, if a thread is more than two pages since last I looked at it I don't generally go back to see what I've missed. It's just not worth the time and effort.

This however... THIS thread is proving to be so entertaining that I would have gone back far more than I had to so I could see exactly how far JMS can make these fucks look like the dots they are obviously SO very proud of.

Thanks for the entertainment guys!


have you been reading a different thread?

we've been talking about how that team that "backs down from NOBODY" actually backs down from everybody.
 
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Originally posted by bacchuspoet


now that's weird. for some reason i had you down as one of my GLB "friends".

odd.

 
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Originally posted by Catullus 16
have you been reading a different thread?

we've been talking about how that team that "backs down from NOBODY" actually backs down from everybody.


Nah, same thread. I understand your bitch about it. Truth be told, a lot of people over the past few seasons have complained about the Kai backing down from their challenge. Don't blame you for wanting to play them. Don't blame them for turning you down. The only relevance that has is what started the pillaging of your GLB soul.
But my point is that if I had a nickel for every poster that came in here and did the whole, "(sniff-sniff) The bad mean old KobraKryfucktardassholes won't play us" thing... Well, I'd have a lot more money in my pocket than I do now. It used to be that skanker or ITS would do their best to smack down said posters, with lukewarm results. But Spiffy... I don't think he was recruited for his player so much as his ability to make people like you look like, well, like you have two overheating brain cells each trying to outdo the other.
If you wanted advise that you certainly didn't ask for, I would tell you to quit while you're a mile behind. Save some dignity, man.
 
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Originally posted by Catullus 16
now that's weird. for some reason i had you down as one of my GLB "friends".

odd.



Tried to recruit your guard for a team I was on a few seasons ago.
 
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Originally posted by bacchuspoet
Nah, same thread. I understand your bitch about it. Truth be told, a lot of people over the past few seasons have complained about the Kai backing down from their challenge. Don't blame you for wanting to play them. Don't blame them for turning you down. The only relevance that has is what started the pillaging of your GLB soul.
But my point is that if I had a nickel for every poster that came in here and did the whole, "(sniff-sniff) The bad mean old KobraKryfucktardassholes won't play us" thing... Well, I'd have a lot more money in my pocket than I do now. It used to be that skanker or ITS would do their best to smack down said posters, with lukewarm results. But Spiffy... I don't think he was recruited for his player so much as his ability to make people like you look like, well, like you have two overheating brain cells each trying to outdo the other.
If you wanted advise that you certainly didn't ask for, I would tell you to quit while you're a mile behind. Save some dignity, man.


ah, but you misunderstand.

i couldn't care less about playing cobra kry. seriously. i never offered the challenge and the challenge wasn't issued without context. moreover, i don't care that cobra kry is a bunch of loudmouths with no team who don't know how to trashtalk -- that's their fully earned reputation and nothing i (or they) would ever say could enhance/change that.

the only complaint here is that they agreed to do hazy's tournament, waited until he had the whole thing structured and seeded, then turned tail after they saw their matchup. we were going to win anyway (that's the whole point), so it's no skin off our nose. i feel bad for hazy, but that's what happens when you take cobra kry at their "word".

so the only thing happening here is that i get some mild entertainment out of throwing people's words back in their face (hence my signature). cobra kry is the team that tried to say 2+2=5. moreover, they're committed to that position, which makes this so pathetically simple. like mcspiffy said -- "An accomplishment? Not at all. Picking off Cobra Kai is like poaching...."

and ignoring the fact that he evidently doesn't quite understand what "poaching" is, let me say i'm not entirely impressed with his internet skills... although he obviously has a huge hole to climb out of, considering he was anti-cobra kry before and now has to eat his own words (see above). if you think he's been successful, i guess that's your own bias talking... personally, i think he puts the "shill" in "shrill'.

at any rate, this is the easiest ammo cobra kry has ever handed me, so i'm going to continue to use it. if they buckle and actually play us, we'll win that, too. gotta love a win-win.
 
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Originally posted by bacchuspoet
Tried to recruit your guard for a team I was on a few seasons ago.


actually i think it was during the whole "name the conferences after satchmo" thing... i liked your approach and actually recommended you for a moderator gig.

take that as you will, i guess.
 
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What you're failing to understand, and I'm not going to try to explain it any more after this, is that while they opted not to play your game, you are currently playing THEIR game. Every post you put in this, or any, Cobra Kai thread is a win for them.
 
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Originally posted by Catullus 16
i liked your approach and actually recommended you for a moderator gig.


You bastard.

Thanks for the thought, but that is a gig I would never ever EVER want unless it was a paying job. And screw Flex, I'm talking real money. I don't get shit on for pretend money.
 
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Originally posted by bacchuspoet
What you're failing to understand, and I'm not going to try to explain it any more after this, is that while they opted not to play your game, you are currently playing THEIR game. Every post you put in this, or any, Cobra Kai thread is a win for them.


oh, tut-tut.

what makes you think they're the only one capable of restructuring reality to their choosing? what makes you think that i'm not also playing a game?

frankly, your logic here is exactly what an embarrassed person would spew in an attempt to dodge the truth... do you honestly think it fools anyone?
 
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Originally posted by bacchuspoet
You bastard.

Thanks for the thought, but that is a gig I would never ever EVER want unless it was a paying job. And screw Flex, I'm talking real money. I don't get shit on for pretend money.


ha, well, i feel similarly.

but it was meant as a compliment at the time, though.
 
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we are scrimming a real team....the Benitos, not time for these scrub teams.
 
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