Warrior General Games

Originally posted by R007C
i cant prove it but i can say for an absolute certainty that the fish are throwing these games on purpose there is no doubt in my mind

We aren't throwing them, but we also aren't game planning and don't care about winning in the regular season. Until the Beta side toughens up and forces our hand i would rather spend time on rankings than on game plans! But come playoffs it is all go!

Originally posted by *Birdman*
We aren't throwing them, but we also aren't game planning and don't care about winning in the regular season. Until the Beta side toughens up and forces our hand i would rather spend time on rankings than on game plans! But come playoffs it is all go!


sounds like you have your priorities straight

PeeWee Gold Season 119 Week 12 Power Rankings!

Pretty straight forward week of games this time around. Starting to get the playoffs on the horizon, Alpha is looking like 3 team sprint for the finish and the more interesting race.

1. Arctic Circle Grim Reapers- Settling in nicely this week, only a little incident with flying reindeer trying to bust down the gate, but they were easily sliced and diced and turned into a splendid BBQ. Reapers hoping for a long stay at the top.

2. Arctic Snow Bears- After digesting the Monarchs, the Snow Bears ran across the cutest little creature scurrying across the ice, it was disfigured and resembled a hat. The Snow Bears took pity on the poor thing and put it out of its misery. Muscsnacks, Yum!

3. Philly Philly- Philly has never liked the guys from Berlin, well i guess the Philly fans have never liked anyone! But ripping the hair off their face was a little bit rude if you ask me even though i do think it improved Berlins looks. The Eagles flight of terror continues with another easy win, they are having quite the time lately, soaring to a 4 game win streak.

4. Rome Gladiator Yaks- The Yaks didn't even notice the Nots, just trampled right over them like they didn't even exist, i guess they don't really exist if the Yaks dont even notice them. The days of Yaks being tamed by the Nots are ancient history at this point.

5. London Peewee Monarchs- Headed back south in the Monarch bus, beaten and bruised and not feeling as Royal as a couple games ago the Head Monarch saw a drunken fool barreling down the road right at them, in an apparent fit of rage Robbnva hit the gas and drove straight into them causing an ugly collision that didn't seem to damage the bus at all, but the car was a mess.

6. Mr Coach Kline's DOTS- The Reapers threw the little pieces of DOT dogs in a ditch for some fish to eat and we fish came right after the easy win, they were definitely resembling the food from back at the hatchery and we were excited for a good meal. Instead the DOTS turned sour and bubbled up inside us like alka-sletzer in a seagull and we swelled up and popped like bubble wrap in the sun.

7. Irridescent Ditch Fish- Fish are headed south to their warm ditch in a hurry. No leadership, no plan and just an all around mess this week. To the point we have been fined for tanking!! I tell you that we are injured, the Bears and Eagles and Yaks and Reapers and DOTS decimated us, its hard to even field a team. Tanking, ha, we just suck! Can't even set a depth chart right!

8. Blitzin' Dots- After that crash the Dots ditched the bus and hitched up the old sled and hit the airways back north, why were they driving anyway when they are flying reindeer. They took a stab at taking over a nice looking castle only to be sliced and diced and knocked from the air by a magical flying Scythe. Scary!

9. Crashin' Crew!- Shit! That was like Deja Vu! I swear we just were hit by a bus just last week? Maybe not, maybe we just dreamed it. Gotta lay off the liquor. Can't remember a thing, too much time spent in concussion protocol lately.

10. Berlin Lakofstaches- I guess Yakstaches have no effect on Eagles, sort of like pepper spraying a snake nothing happened and the Eagles just ripped the muscrat hat and yak stache right off of Berlins face.

11. Idaho Muskrats- So from hat to digestive track! How is it feeling inside that Bear? Seen any Fish WRs in there? RBs? I am sure they are there somewhere, so if you could just flush them out we would appreciate it!

12. Yak Loving Nots- There was once a day when the Nots were feared throughout the land! No, that couldn't be? Even the Yaks feared them! Okay, maybe not. Another easy win for the furry ones.

yum...bbq

should be a good week to the finish here gl everyone

Originally posted by *Birdman*
We aren't throwing them, but we also aren't game planning and don't care about winning in the regular season. Until the Beta side toughens up and forces our hand i would rather spend time on rankings than on game plans! But come playoffs it is all go!

People game plan?

Thanks for the write ups. It’s weird Philly jumps us and we go down despite winning and a better record but don’t question the genius that is birdman

That is funny, usually you have to lose to go down and win to go up! Guessing i must have read the first sentence i wrote and assumed you lost again when i was moving teams around, though none were supposed to move this week, so sort of like my depth chart lately, one big fail! I am in a groove!

Originally posted by Robbnva
People game plan?

Only for our scrims, we go all out there.

gg snow bears

gg monarchs

Gg to you too

Originally posted by R007C
gg snow bears

GG to you as well. Was kind of hoping for an upset but no luck lol

Just noticed the big game this week. If the Yaks get defeated then the Arctic Reapers clinch 1st place. Therefore winning the race to get beat by the Dots in the first round.

always nice to have a meaningful game at this point in the season, gl yaks

PeeWee Gold Season 119 Week 13 Power Rankings!

Playoff race time! These last 3 weeks will be fun seeing how Alpha finishes up. Beta is decided already but 2 through 4 are still up for grabs.

1. Arctic Circle Grim Reapers- Reapers were trying to get a little peace and quiet back in the new place, but that huge growling noise coming from the gates was driving them nuts and had to be fixed, so they heated up some nice hot oil and used it to lube up the giant hinges and the Big White Bears standing outside. Looks like they should boil some more oil and sharpen the Scythe because there is a hairy mob on the Horizon.

2. Philly Philly- The Eagles are enjoying their little winning flight they are currently on, today they were flying high above a lonely dirt road and saw a car swerving along below. Just for kicks they went into a stoop straight at the drunkards only to pull up at the last moment and deliver a huge shit right completely covering the windshield! They laughed as they flew off watching the car careening off the road.

3. Rome Gladiator Yaks- Yaks are on a roll again smashing Nots, pounding little beavers and just enjoying life the past few games. They are perched on top of the standings in Alpha and have two games in a row to determine who wins the conference. They have amassed the full herd and are marching on the castle to stomp the Reavers top seed hopes this week.

4. London Peewee Monarchs- So the Monarchs liked how they just ran the team bus right through the Crew and they have decided to just go head on, full plow mode for a few games. They barreled right through the DOTS and never once did the QB attempt a pass. London Battering Rams sounds like a good name.

5. Arctic Snow Bears- The Bears really liked eating that Yak they found in the castle, so they headed back hoping to find another easy meal. Only when they arrived the gates were up, so they were growling and snorting and starting to just rip them down when hot black stuff came flying over the gate and stained their fine white fur and it burned too. The Bears went screaming, tearing off into the Arctic ice, leaving their 10 game win streak behind.

6. Irridescent Ditch Fish- Fish have deleted all the depth charts but one! We are getting smarter all the time and it wont be long until we magically morph into Superfish and splash ass on you all... HA HA... What was that shadow?

7. Mr Coach Kline's DOTS- DOTS played the Monarchs well, the offense is looking better. Minus that all out assault on the D line who knows how it would have gone. Feel like the DOTS are on the cusp of jumping into the teams that could win the bowl discussion. It might be next season before fully there, but it is only a matter of time.

8. Blitzin' Dots- The Dots road hasn't been a fun one this season, so i am sure they enjoyed beating up on the Nots in what i will call the Not Dot Bowl. Loser had to move to GLB2 and play without the dots, bye Luxury.

9. Crashin' Crew!- So after those two wrecks the Crew decided to get off the paved roads and away from traffic. They were flying along a dirt road through the mountains, everything going well when a huge bird came right at them, they screamed and everything went black and then there was a flying sensation, and then some big trees and rocks and the Crew had Crashed yet again.

10. Berlin Tailstaches- Fishtail to the face! It sort of resembles a Mustache only smells a lot more feminine. Sure Berlin will enjoy that as they sure aren't enjoying winning.

11. Idaho Muskrats- Thanks for finding our WRs for us, they were a bit stinky, but still we appreciate your efforts. Too bad as soon as you were shat out you were trampled again by the Yaks, they just love smashing on the mini Beavers.

12. Dot Loving Nots- The Dot Loving Nots, i like it much better than that fancy name you use. And being kind to Dots is exemplary behavior, i hope you remember to behave as well next time you play the Fish. Enjoy GLB2.