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Originally posted by JohnnyDollar
Originally posted by coachviking

Originally posted by JohnnyDollar


Originally posted by coachviking



Originally posted by JohnnyDollar




TBH, I am not looking forward to playing San Diego. It will be like that time I laid that chick in special ed. Yeah it was satisfying and it ended pretty much the same way as all my encounters, but afterwards I felt bad. Like I was in a no win situation. If I didn't lay her, that would have made me gay ya know? So, we'll win, but I won't enjoy it that much. I will also likely realize I have a drinking problem.

If you can afford to get drunk what's the problem

Girls from special ed blowing up my pager! And why do I still have a pager?! It's like I'm stuck in the 90s.

Dude pagers make you look cool. Dr. Dollar paging Dr. Dollar

I know, but BP uses a rotary phone so it comes through all jumbled. I can't tell what number to call!


Sorry my bad, my pager was blowin up 911 and I had to find a payphone. This would be the point where I make up some 1-800 smart ass number for you to call that reflects poorly on the fact that you GM 20 teams but only have 5 players so you can get a homepage full of trophies. Wasn't clever enough to figure the 800 number thing out..so forget it.

Originally posted by JohnnyDollar
Originally posted by coachviking

Originally posted by JohnnyDollar


TBH, I am not looking forward to playing San Diego. It will be like that time I laid that chick in special ed. Yeah it was satisfying and it ended pretty much the same way as all my encounters, but afterwards I felt bad. Like I was in a no win situation. If I didn't lay her, that would have made me gay ya know? So, we'll win, but I won't enjoy it that much. I will also likely realize I have a drinking problem.

If you can afford to get drunk what's the problem

Girls from special ed blowing up my pager! And why do I still have a pager?! It's like I'm stuck in the 90s.

I admit it, I laughed.

Originally posted by JohnnyDollar
Originally posted by coachviking

Originally posted by JohnnyDollar


Originally posted by coachviking



Originally posted by JohnnyDollar




TBH, I am not looking forward to playing San Diego. It will be like that time I laid that chick in special ed. Yeah it was satisfying and it ended pretty much the same way as all my encounters, but afterwards I felt bad. Like I was in a no win situation. If I didn't lay her, that would have made me gay ya know? So, we'll win, but I won't enjoy it that much. I will also likely realize I have a drinking problem.

If you can afford to get drunk what's the problem

Girls from special ed blowing up my pager! And why do I still have a pager?! It's like I'm stuck in the 90s.

Dude pagers make you look cool. Dr. Dollar paging Dr. Dollar

I know, but BP uses a rotary phone so it comes through all jumbled. I can't tell what number to call!

I saw this on a bathroom wall in USA A once

For a disapointing time call BP at 1-800-not hung

hey MEM,

speaking of getting kicked in the nuts, how'd this one feel?

http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=473961

Originally posted by da raiders
hey MEM,

speaking of getting kicked in the nuts, how'd this one feel?

http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=473961

Probably about the same as this one did.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=473966

Originally posted by Modok
Originally posted by da raiders

hey MEM,

speaking of getting kicked in the nuts, how'd this one feel?

http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=473961

Probably about the same as this one did.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=473966

we already talked about that. try & keep up.

Originally posted by da raiders
hey MEM,

speaking of getting kicked in the nuts, how'd this one feel?

http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=473961

So the best you can do is a pull up a post of a team that you have nothing to do with beating us. Kind of like in high school when you had to pay the big kids to protect you from the bully.

Here are a few games that you were actually involved in against Monmouth.


http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=42495
http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=76999
http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=373223

Originally posted by BP
Originally posted by JohnnyDollar

Originally posted by coachviking


Originally posted by JohnnyDollar



Originally posted by coachviking




Originally posted by JohnnyDollar





TBH, I am not looking forward to playing San Diego. It will be like that time I laid that chick in special ed. Yeah it was satisfying and it ended pretty much the same way as all my encounters, but afterwards I felt bad. Like I was in a no win situation. If I didn't lay her, that would have made me gay ya know? So, we'll win, but I won't enjoy it that much. I will also likely realize I have a drinking problem.

If you can afford to get drunk what's the problem

Girls from special ed blowing up my pager! And why do I still have a pager?! It's like I'm stuck in the 90s.

Dude pagers make you look cool. Dr. Dollar paging Dr. Dollar

I know, but BP uses a rotary phone so it comes through all jumbled. I can't tell what number to call!


Sorry my bad, my pager was blowin up 911 and I had to find a payphone. This would be the point where I make up some 1-800 smart ass number for you to call that reflects poorly on the fact that you GM 20 teams but only have 5 players so you can get a homepage full of trophies. Wasn't clever enough to figure the 800 number thing out..so forget it.




If you can't insult in a creative manner, please to be taking your lame ass to Western Europe A#5. Those kind of Bush League antics will not be tolerated here in the Pros. Your slow response time lets me know that you put way too much time into that response. You should have been able to come up with a a 1-800 number quite easily. They are the wind sprints of insults. For example, 1-800-My WR-HAS-THE-SUCK-ATTRIBUTE-SOFTCAPPED. See, I just thought of that. Off the top. I will be creating a Private forum in which I will be instructing people how to better insult people on internets. Invite sent.

Originally posted by da raiders
Originally posted by Modok

Originally posted by da raiders


hey MEM,

speaking of getting kicked in the nuts, how'd this one feel?

http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=473961

Probably about the same as this one did.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=473966

we already talked about that. try & keep up.

so you all and MEM are arguing about who got kicked in the nuts harder? By all means, please proceed.

Originally posted by Modok
Originally posted by da raiders

Originally posted by Modok


Originally posted by da raiders



hey MEM,

speaking of getting kicked in the nuts, how'd this one feel?

http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=473961

Probably about the same as this one did.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=473966

we already talked about that. try & keep up.

so you all and MEM are arguing about who got kicked in the nuts harder? By all means, please proceed.

My sack still be sore from game one. SDL's still hurts from last season though.

Hmmm all I can see in this thread is no one is at the bar and chasing women just hanging around in this thread promoting online penis envy. Games are games, what happens one season has nothing to do with what may or may not happen the next.

Originally posted by Jaxx
Hmmm all I can see in this thread is no one is at the bar and chasing women just hanging around in this thread promoting online penis envy. Games are games, what happens one season has nothing to do with what may or may not happen the next.

Women are too fast, and it's a bit early to drink on PST. Plus, my epeen needs some stroking!

Originally posted by JohnnyDollar
Originally posted by Jaxx

Hmmm all I can see in this thread is no one is at the bar and chasing women just hanging around in this thread promoting online penis envy. Games are games, what happens one season has nothing to do with what may or may not happen the next.

Women are too fast, and it's a bit early to drink on PST. Plus, my epeen needs some stroking!

sorry took me a while to respond, I was digging through my shit to find a pic of Drago's wife..I knew I had in there somewhere.

http://cdn.davesdaily.com/pictures/756-ugly-face.jpg

gives good head BTW.

I'm not really that quick with the 800-jabs....too busy thinking about how I'm gonna spend my weekend. I'm figuring I'll hang a 5 lb weight from the end of my penis using some shoelaces and see if I can get it going to 2" by monday..wish me luck.

This is like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob.

Originally posted by jrry32
This is like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob.

if you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball