The Devil's inferiority complex (IC) almost makes me want to head over to Jersey to take him up on his "offer" to kick my ass. I imagine that anyone pathetic enough to say he'll kick my ass (over the internet, of course) would actually get into a real fight with someone he's never met. And, getting back to his IC, I'd assume he's slightly built and probably has never won a fight in his life (if he even has the balls to actually fight someone). He'll probably come back at me with something along the lines of "I'm a pro boxer" or "I'm 6'10", 265, all muscle."
But the truth of the matter is that he has no idea who I am. Maybe I'm barely over 5 feet tall, or maybe I'm well over 6 feet tall. Maybe I'm scrawny, maybe I'm built like a tank. Want to test your luck?
I would say put your money where your mouth is, but it doesn't exactly work in this instance. So instead, why don't I put my fist where your mouth is?
Enough is enough, buddy. Stop acting like your tough stuff and maybe - just maybe - you won't be the laughingstock of the whole league. Remember, this is about football, not about proving yourself to people you don't know. Think about it.

That felt good
