Originally posted by *Birdman* I screwed up the depth chart and it was blank, but odd it drew defenders into skill positions. fix your depth chart already lol. Tried to scrim but it's still busted.
Finally playing all the stupidly tough Alpha teams is over! Have fun battling it out over there!
1. Arctic Circle Grim Reapers- The Grim Reapers were really feeling up to their name after getting shut out of the castle twice. They were hungry and angry and not really a fun bunch to be around. Then commotion off in the distance and they saw robes, crowns and bears in full combat and they immediately made a dash for the front gate and this time they made it!! Home Sweet Home!
2. Arctic Snow Bears- What a day or two for the Bears they had a lovely meal of fish, discovered an empty building, minus a left over Yak or too, ate until they were bloated. Woke up to some human noise and then chased them into the taiga and ate again. That is a great layer of blubber and a nice win streak they have going.
3. London Peewee Monarchs- The Monarchs had slammed the castle door on the Reapers, had a good laugh, even scraped up a good meal. Then they heard the growling, it appeared that some Snow Bears had snuck in to the castle when the Yaks ran out and they were angry someone had intruded! The Monarchs panicked and fled right back out the front gate with the Snow Bears hot in pursuit, off into the tundra they went and lets just say the Monarchs foot speed was lacking.
4. Philly Philly- I am not sure what has gotten into the Eagles, they are starting to scare more than just us fish with the way they are playing lately. They just brutalized the Nots in that game. Now free to beat up the rest of the Betas and return to the Bowl!!
5. Rome Gladiator Yaks- We had set up the perfect Yak trap, you were going to plunge right in and we were going to hold you under and drown you. Fish Power! Instead you just stompled right over us like we weren't even there, no respect or shits given. Wait! There were some shits given all right, the Yaks crapped all over us in the stompling, we got the wrong end of that one for sure.
6. Mr Coach Kline's DOTS-The DOTS were still on a high after the DOT Bowl win and just ambling along when out of nowhere they bumped into a real grumpy guy with a big, big knife. Mr Coach Kline wasn't going to step aside when asked and instead was removed in pieces, it looked a lot like someone sliced a hot dog up for a kid. Ugly loss but not that bad as they are still in the form of a DOT!
7. Irridescent Ditch Fish- If it weren't for the Bears eating all my WRs and RBs we would have kicked some Yak ass. Instead we landed tail up right in a huge pile of Yak dung.
8. Blitzin' Dots- Blitzin' was riding off in the team bus in a bout of depression after the big loss, Coach was driving and saw a drunk guy in a car swerving down the lane at them. Instead of do the sane thing and hit the brakes the Head Dot let out his rage and floored it!
9. Crashin' Crew!- Drinking the Moonshine, cruising down the road with a dead muscrat on the hood the Crew was feelin as good as some good ol boys can feel. Come over a hill and there is a big ol boulder in the road, no problems just steer right around that thing. But that thing has wheels and is coming right for us, shit toss the whiskey we're going to crash! Ouch! They didn't win that collision.
10. Berlin Yakstaches- The Yak Mustache is all the rage these days i hear, boosts performance and you look good doing it. What a find that was! And look what is that its a fur cap in the middle of a huge car wreck! With that muscrat toupee Berlin will be the talk of the town!
11. Idaho Muskrats-Man that was a bad wreck! Too bad you were mounted on the hood and absorbed most of the impact. This may be the flattest i have ever seen you squished!! Too bad that dude just picked you up and shaped you into a hairpiece. Enjoy the ride!
12. Royal Nots- Sorry that Philly just knocked the Schmuckhead right out of you! Dumb birds always abusing their lessers. Royal Nots really describes you better this season anyway.
Originally posted by stat2883 why don't more teams participate in the scrims? I'm trying to test stuff and tired of playing the same teams lol
I don't know, you don't really give any info away as you can set any preset AI you want on the setting page. You can also scrim teams from the regular rookie leagues for some variety.
Originally posted by blackandgold09 Triple screw up??? haha gg man im not sure i deserve this one
No! I dont even know how i can keep screwing up! Think i loaded the preset then forgot to save. Good game though, glad you didnt let my kicker take you by surprise!
Originally posted by R007C i cant prove it but i can say for an absolute certainty that the fish are throwing these games on purpose there is no doubt in my mind
Originally posted by R007C i cant prove it but i can say for an absolute certainty that the fish are throwing these games on purpose there is no doubt in my mind
But for what purpose? Being top 2 is there best chance to the championship