Originally posted by Charlie Wooters
Originally posted by vladykins
Any god that demands I worship it or deserve eternal punishment is not a supreme being. It is a petty, vindictive creature that must be worshiped or you will pay. Sounds more like Paris Hilton than a guide to higher morality.
OTOH, if there is a supreme being that has half the characteristics ascribed to it, it will not care if I spent all Sunday in church or not. More so, given the vastness of the universe, I'm really not important enough in the grand scheme of things.
Also, San Marcos has an excellent chipotle salsa. No chunks, so yello fear not break his chips.
if you want, I can be "God" and I don't demand worship, and want you to live it up anyway you want, the only condition is that after you die, I demand a payment of 19.99 (plus shipping and handling) for a snuggie that you must be burried or cremated in, other than that do as you wish
If I'm in a snuggie, then it is cremation.