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DigitalDaggers
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Oct 19, 2013 18:10:55

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Originally posted by Darkus Black
Americans don't understand sarcastic humour. You are in deep doo doo now.

does this doo doo come from a small cow or a far away cow?

Matty The Drone
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Oct 19, 2013 18:11:30

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happy cows come from Cali

Jampy2.0
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Oct 19, 2013 18:11:42

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Originally posted by JBStar23
GLB Joke:

A mathematician, a physicist, an engineer went again to the races and laid their money down. Commiserating in the bar after the race, the engineer says, "I don't understand why I lost all my money. I measured all the horses and calculated their strength and mechanical advantage and figured out how fast they could run..."
The physicist interrupted him: "...but you didn't take individual variations into account. I did a statistical analysis of their previous performances and bet on the horses with the highest probability of winning..."
"...so if you're so hot why are you broke?" asked the engineer. But before the argument can grow, the mathematician takes out his pipe and they get a glimpse of his well-fattened wallet. Obviously here was a man who knows something about horses. They both demanded to know his secret.
"Well," he says, "first I assumed all the horses were identical and spherical..."

Sounds like GLB at the end

cubsluver22
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Oct 19, 2013 18:11:49

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Originally posted by DigitalDaggers
does this doo doo come from a small cow or a far away cow?

Probably isn't gonna be a fat cow anymore

ateam1026
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Oct 19, 2013 18:11:50

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Originally posted by DigitalDaggers
does this doo doo come from a small cow or a far away cow?

Co-owner speaks like a 3-year old.

ATLFan
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Oct 19, 2013 18:11:54

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Originally posted by Darktanian

A user insulted you?

To be honest, I didn't feel very insulted. Not a big fan if jean shorts, but bananas are my third favourite fruit.

Care to elaborate on how bananas and jean shorts are insulting, I'm confused.

foofighter24
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Oct 19, 2013 18:12:27

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Originally posted by Darkus Black
I feel like this has the power to make the universe implode somehow.

The universe is a massive circle jerk, I am convinced.

JBStar23
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Oct 19, 2013 18:12:32

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Savitar
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Oct 19, 2013 18:12:33

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Originally posted by foofighter24
Good thing he didn't, since the "poster" he would be reporting is an admin with access to who is reporting his multi.

Welcome to page 37.

RufusBrutal
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Oct 19, 2013 18:13:13

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Originally posted by Longhornfan1024
Stop being a condescending asshole to your customers and just address the issues.

+1

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Oct 19, 2013 18:13:19

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Originally posted by ATLFan
To be honest, I didn't feel very insulted. Not a big fan if jean shorts, but bananas are my third favourite fruit.

Care to elaborate on how bananas and jean shorts are insulting, I'm confused.

people love making those "X wears jorts" signs on college game day.

i also enjoy bananas!