PeeWee Gold Season 119 Week 9 Power Rankings!
Well it was odd having a Beta team at the top of the charts, happily order has been restored and the arrogant, cocky conference is back on top.
1. Rome Gladiator Yaks- Heck yes! Go Yaks! Kick all them fancy folk out of the castle and shit and shed all over the place. Try out the beds, crush some couches, raid the pantry and eat the flowers. Let in the filth!
2. Arctic Circle Grim Reapers- Made a race to the castle gates when they saw the Monarchs fleeing, they nearly had it only to see a big furry tounge stuck out at them and the gates slamming right afterwards! Might as well go after those fancy folks, they looked beaten up and likely won't be expecting the scythe from behind.
3. London Peewee Monarchs- I mean you really deserved it, trampling the Yaks favorite meadow! They really don't take kindly to folks messin with their food supply! Oh, the Dept. of Agriculture told the Reavers to F off and they are headed your way right now. No worries or nothing.
4. Arctic Snow Bears- After seven wins in a row those irridescent fish, freezing their fins off spawning up your frozen ass river look like easy prey. And we may be! Why do you all live up here in this god forsaken wasteland of snow and ice. But seeing we swam all this way we will feed you poisoned pufferfish, end that win streak and get back home.
5. Philly Philly- So Eagle talons just go right through muskrats, same as they do us fish. I think hunting us poor water creatures from the sky is rude, Couldn't you go chase some bunnies, yaks and squirrels somewhere. Hate you hovering above us in the rankings, sooner you lose the better for us fishes sanity.
6. Irridescent Ditch Fish- Dots look just like fish pellets, straight from the hatchery! Tasty, tasty, we will need the energy to get north and splash the snow bears win streak. Stupid eagle go away, we see you there and we aint coming out til you leave.
7. Blitzin' Dots- Tough to blitz fish, especially in our polluted home ditch. We are virtually untouchable here. But enough about that you have the Big Game this week!! The DOT Bowl! We have been waiting all season long to see who has to change their mascots name for next season!
8.Mr Coach Kline's DOTS- Taking the former champs like that, you will be holding onto that "K" for now! I hope you have your hopes hard up for the DOT Bowl. Loser will have to give up the name and be called all kinds of horrible things the rest of the season.
9. Cuckhead Royal Nights- Mr. Coach Kline dangled that big old "K" right in your face, but it looks like you couldn't handle it and you are still just the noughts.
10. Crashin' Crew! - Okay, so just because the car has a live driver doesn't mean he passed drivers Ed. or even can even see over the dash. It is just moosh the gas peddle and see what sort of mess we find ourselves in when it comes to a stop.
11. Idaho Muskrats-Oh, i see you should have snagged that other "k" from Mr Coach after all you could have used it as a kicker instead of poor OC Nolan Briggs, who doesn't even get stats when he kicks off anyway!
12. Berlin Bare Lips- No Snow Bear fur either, poor lads, you do look a bit odd without any facial hair. Win this week and you can put that nice shiny helmet over your mug and save the Berlin folk the fright.