Originally posted by Pallow
Fact: Bort pays us in food stamps
Fact: I once saw a homeless man on the street and he gave me money.
Fact: I haven't seen a shower in over a year. Yesterday, someone asked me if I was French
Fact: I once kissed the "ring" to get some smack.
Fact: I'm off to sleep in my bed, which is a dumpster behind Applebees.
I so sad 
lolwat?
Ebt cards are the method now, pretty sure food stamps have been gone for some time

I would bet 25% of the beggers on seattles streets make more than you and your warrior game co workers
I have seen your face, while you may smell fine you need much more than a shower
eh, I won't even get into what kind of ring you were kissing
I do believe the Warrior games staff frequents Applebees, just not bort or dd, when was the last time you've been to cicis pizza?
I went to a Cici's one time and it was amazing, a buddy had told me about it and I was like holy shit this is the place for me.. I show up and it wasn't living up to the hype but then sure enough I hear this voice 3 booths behind me and its this lady bragging about how its her birthday and her son is taking her out with her grand kids and I hear this guy 2 mn later tell his mom to STFU and he starts arguing with her telling her to stop embarassing him, then 5 mn later he leaves and she is making a crazy scene how when she went up to go to the bathroom her son left her on her birthday and she can't believe he did this to her again, then she started ranting about how two years ago he had bought her a gift card to red lobster for $100 and when she went to pay the bill there was .58 left on the card and she was just ready to off herself, seriously if anyone hasn't been to Cici's pizza it is must see TV