Warrior General Games

Originally posted by Cro
And you're here because??

HOOD!

irresistible_force
I think we all share the same opinion in this thread. Thank you very much for the write-ups and we all appreciate it!! I suggest that the admins award you with some bonus flex points for your write-ups!

Originally posted by Tomcic
irresistible_force
I think we all share the same opinion in this thread. Thank you very much for the write-ups and we all appreciate it!! I suggest that the admins award you with some bonus flex points for your write-ups!

Good idea. They should give him a title, as well. Like "prognosticating mofo" or something

Originally posted by Tomcic
irresistible_force
I think we all share the same opinion in this thread. Thank you very much for the write-ups and we all appreciate it!! I suggest that the admins award you with some bonus flex points for your write-ups!

I love this guy!

Game 11 post game review................(work in progress!!!)

Before the predictions, I will say it is getting tight out there. Playoff hopes are becoming surer or slimmer depending on your record. The great eye of put up or shut up is upon us. And the great eye sees all teams!!!! What does it see? What does it see? Soon will end the time of long winded predictions and begin the time of acronyms......


Odessa Mojo vs. South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice
The epic game 11 has played!!!! We said it could not be done!!! The mighty MadMustaff said it should not happen, would not happen, and could not happen!!!! SHOULDA - WOULDA - COULDA!!! is now SMACKEN' - WHACKEN' - CACKLIN'!!!! The undefeated era has come to a close!!!! And how good it was!!!! We have been waiting for this game for sooooooooo long!!!! And now.....the RUMBLE!!!! has turned into a CRUMBLE!!!!! for the mojo's. LARDADDY says the Mice are now the MOFO MICE!!!! I AM NOT TO BE TAKEN LIGHTLY!!!!!!! GODDDAMN!!!!! The pyramid defense was BRILLIANT!!!!! SIMPLY BRILLIANT!!!! I could just end the season here!!!! I'm D - O - N - E!!! No shampionship for you Madmustaff!!!! That was Pure << wait for it >> Dotball << wait!!! >> Excellence (PDE!!!)..... WOW!!!!! But enough about me....back to the game..... Odessa came out in the first with the early fieldgoal. Otto came back with a TD in the Second. Nothing in the third!!! But the fourth...... Oh the Fourth.... Looked like a remake of a Rocky Balboa Movie where it came down to a bloody-bloodfest!!!!! <<WHAM!!!! for WHAM!!!!! >> I lost count!!!! But I digress. Great game here folks!!!! Great game!!!!! They will keep this game on record for future training I am sure. Two epic teams with two legendary owners and players that just left it all on the field!!!! And this is regular season!!!! WOW!!! GG!!!! Nicely done Lardaddy!!!! Well played Madmustaff!!! See you two in the playoffs...... I'm going to change my Superman underwear now and lie down!!!! Goodnight!!!!!




Asau Golden Eagles vs. The Cult of Personalities, Wu!
And still flying even higherl!!!! Sorry Wu!!! I think the eagles may have beaten you back below Pacific Pro!!! Is 81 a record??? Anyone??? Anyone?? :crickets: WOW!!!! So sorry Wu!!!! Eagles flying so high right now, they now look like dots to the other teams that look like dots. Eagles won by 22 plus a lot more!!!!



Republic of Benin vs. Nairobi Warthogs
Nairobi not looking good even yet!!! Swan song here? Dropped like it is hot by the eagles and hawks and now the BIG B!!!! .... back to back to back and now on your back!!! Still do not deserve it but the more you fall, the harder you will be hit!!! Or the speed of the fan will increase proportionately...or something like that!!!! The truth is definitely hurting, especially on the bottom, on the way to the bottom. Just wait till the sudden stop!!!! The great eye sees all!!!! Did I tell you that? 9 points of shut up were put up against the Warthogs. All I can say is Sunday Funday no longer stands in your way now in the race to the bottom. One down, two to go....... So bad!!!! Who wants it less?


The Dogs of War vs. New Orleans Gurupies
Last time these two teams met........ Hmmmmmmmmm.......... .... Who cares at this point!!! The answer to this question is now the Dogs of WAR are the BIG DOGS!!!! Who is barking now New Orleans? Seems the ball tank in New Orleans is running a bit low these days...... Let's see..... . Let's see... wait... I think the Dogs of War have some extra they could loan you!!!! But they would want it back in the playoffs!!!!OOOOhhhhh that is so RAW!!!!!!! Seems Mauler got that break he needed at 13:12 in the fourth. Looking for a run perhaps? Perhaps you THOUGHT WRONG!!!!! Sniffin' the wrong end of the DOGS will cost you!!!!!Sometimes a little....sometimes all you got. Looks like this rivalry will continue well past and beyond this game and season. All about the BARK and the BITE with these two teams!!!! GG both teams!!! Better game to the DoW!!!! The standard prediction said the Dogs had what it takes to win the game. The great eye also said that the Dogs of War would put up more than shut up here. We wanted it closer....and it was.... , but not enough to turn the tide here for my fellow teammates! Dogs of WAR by 4....or 2 Sorry New Orleans.....(little) roof...(little) roof...


All The King's Royal Men vs. Orlando Prime Timers
The Kings Men Say.... We won this for KING, KOUNTRY, AND BLING!!!!! In Orlando language, that means for the SKIPPER, the GIPPERS, and the STRIPPERS!!!! So sayeth the KING of BLING!!!!! Thrills, Frills and the real DEALS in the Royal Land while the Prime Timers have to go back whacked to increase their stacks of the smack attacks that were laid down by the King's packs....of men!!! How you like them apples? Not quite a complete beat down but it still hurts to drink the "JUICE" just the same. Need I say more? Turns out that Orlando was not the one!!! But the machine still churns its gears on the dots!!! No break for the Prime Timers!!! No moment of comraderie!!!! No spoils for the suffering victims of the victors!!! Where's the love for the Prime Timers that you had man??? It is right there between loot and lunch....of which you have none!!!! "If you ain't got no money take your BROKE ASS HOME!!!!! G - L - A - M - O - R - O - U -S!!! The life of the King!!!!" The party begins in the King's court!!! "Great game King" they heard from the street as the door closed behind me.... You want to know more, buy the BOOK!!!! BAM!!!!
But I digress. It just goes on and on!!! Game after game!!! No break!!! And i am none the better for it!!!!



Fire Breathing Rubber Duckies vs. Miami Red Hawks
Lower than an Eagle but higher than a Hawk!!! hawks, not what you wanted to be? But that is what it is!!! Looks like all the ducks were in line this time. All I can say is this.....You knew this was coming!!! You knew this and what did you do? Like being in the matrix!!! The problem was not your technique. It was not even the FG at 1:21 in the 4th. The prosecution calls the player to the stand!!!!!! State your name for the court!!!! DaReal_Returnerz. Do you know what you have done? YES.. The issue sometimes comes down to one player!!! One simple mistake!!!! One time!!!!! Do you recall the events of one said punt which did have its occurrence at approximately 14:32 within the time constraints of the 4th period of the 11th game of the 35th season in the year of our great Lord two thousand thirteen? ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!!!! On second thought...don't ...because YOU CANNOT HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!! You think that is air you are breathing Mr. DaReal? Do you think that is food you are eating? It is not!!!!! It is Cro!!!!!! Repeat after me....Nom!!! Nom!!! Nom!!! Nom!!! Nom!!! Nom!!! How would you like it.....Yellow and rubbery or white and Quacking? Your choice!!!! YUCK!!!! T2, you can call this Fire Breathing, Rubber Duck inquisition off before it is too late!!!! They didn't mean it..... Honest!!! They take back everything they said.... Call it off!!!!!..... Looks like the Rubber Duckie Radar (RDR) scoping you guys were doing was almost enough. But almost don't make it in WL!!!! This is the big BOYS...or in this case, the BIG BIRDS!!! And these were a bunch of Angry BIRDS!!!!! TOMCIC had strategically fooled the standard predictor and grabbed the Bull by The Horns (so to speak) but it was not enough to bring down the Ducks!!! What'd I say?? What'd I sya?? Valen....beware of the owner of the Duckies. He too you must kill!!!! Lose and you eat Cro. Well open wide and c'mon in.......Cro's back on the menu and its not lookin' good. Last time you make that mistake!!!! At least we will close the doors behind you.......maybe next game Hawks!!!!! Sorry that the post game reviews getting so brutal!!!!! Great game Duckies!!!!


Carthage Clash vs. Sunday Funday
Carthage needed this game to keep the streak alive!!! Sunday needed the win to feed that craving of crushing the playoff hopes of hopeful teams!!!!! Sweet or Sour? That is the question here. Sour Cathage.....I SAID SOUR!!! Now make the face!!!! MAKE THE FUNDAY FACE!!!!!!!
Sunday Funday gets to see you make the sour face!!!! SOOOOO SWEEET!!!!! Now that was a Funday Face!!!!



Venom Dotball Academy vs. La Flama Blanca
VDA won by 60 here. I said that La Flama Blanca sees nothing to gain by beating this team. They actually felt that VDA would cause more damage to themselves and other teams with a win here. It turned out to be the case. Well played!!! Well played indeed!!! Screws up my predictions now since Venom moved up to a 3-way tie!!!! Thanks a a lot!!!! Always one team trying to spoil it for the rest of us!!!! You're not fooling anyone you know. Nice game VDA>



That's all I got. That is all I can take!!!!
Try to keep up because the Next game is coming up!!!!

F5 F5 F5

Glb should give flex to folks like this. Heaps even

Game 12 Standard Predictions.............................


Rank ... OFF ... DEF ... S.o.S. ........ W-L-T Team
1.. ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.479 ........ 10-1.... Graz Grizzlies
2.. ........ 2 ...... 10 ........ 0.463 ........ 10-1.... Odessa Mojo
3.. ...... 12 ........ 1 ........ 0.430 ........ 10-1.... South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice
4.. ...... 10 ........ 4 ........ 0.463 ........ 9-2...... Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated
5.. ........ 3 ........ 5 ........ 0.496 ........ 8-3...... Asau Golden Eagles
6.. ........ 5 ...... 11 ........ 0.570 ........ 7-4...... South Side Mafia
7.. ...... 13 ........ 6 ........ 0.529 ........ 7-4...... Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
8.. ...... 14 ........ 3 ........ 0.388 ........ 8-3...... Brazilian Dirty Sanchez
9.. ........ 7 ...... 21 ........ 0.463 ........ 8-3...... Coxsackie HOOD Hugos
10 ........ 9 ........ 8 ........ 0.496 ........ 7-4...... The Dogs of War
11 ........ 4 ...... 15 ........ 0.537 ........ 6-5...... Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers
12 ........ 6 ...... 19 ........ 0.562 ........ 5-6...... Cincinnati Shockers
13 ...... 17 ...... 13 ........ 0.463 ........ 8-3...... Republic of Benin
14 ...... 16 ........ 7 ........ 0.488 ........ 6-5...... Fire Breathing Rubber Duckies
15 ...... 24 ........ 9 ........ 0.554 ........ 6-5...... New Orleans Gurupies
16 ...... 23 ...... 17 ........ 0.570 ........ 6-5...... Orlando Prime Timers
17 ........ 8 ...... 12 ........ 0.496 ........ 5-6...... Venom Dotball Academy
18 ...... 22 ...... 14 ........ 0.521 ........ 4-7...... STEEL City Mafia
18 ...... 18 ...... 18 ........ 0.471 ........ 5-6...... Carthage Clash
18 ...... 20 ...... 16 ........ 0.554 ........ 5-6...... All The King's Royal Men
18 ...... 15 ...... 22 ........ 0.496 ........ 4-7...... Sunday Funday
22 ...... 28 ...... 20 ........ 0.579 ........ 3-8...... Definition of Insanity
23 ...... 11 ...... 28 ........ 0.471 ........ 4-7...... Ultimate Fighting Championship
24 ...... 26 ...... 23 ........ 0.529 ........ 3-8...... OffTopica Miracle
25 ...... 25 ...... 31 ........ 0.455 ........ 4-7...... E-City Mercenaries
26 ...... 19 ...... 24 ........ 0.364 ........ 5-6...... Porto People Eaters
27 ...... 21 ...... 30 ........ 0.479 ........ 3-8...... Miami Red Hawks
28 ...... 31 ...... 26 ........ 0.537 ........ 3-8...... District 9 Prawns
29 ...... 27 ...... 27 ........ 0.545 ........ 2-9...... La Flama Blanca
30 ...... 30 ...... 25 ........ 0.512 ........ 3-8...... Nairobi Warthogs
31 ...... 29 ...... 29 ........ 0.479 ........ 1-10.... Moose Jaw Roughriders
32 ...... 32 ...... 32 ........ 0.562 ........ 1-10.... The Cult of Personalities, Wu!

NEXT WEEK'S MATCHUPS
Exp Score  Matchup
  50 -   14    Graz Grizzlies def. Porto People Eaters
  20 -   19    Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated def. Brazilian Dirty Sanchez
  41 -   31    Coxsackie HOOD Hugos def. Ultimate Fighting Championship
  33 -   16    South Side Mafia def. Definition of Insanity
  31 -   15    Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry def. OffTopica Miracle
  43 -   15    Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers def. District 9 Prawns
  30 -   22    Cincinnati Shockers def. STEEL City Mafia
  28 -   25    E-City Mercenaries def. Moose Jaw Roughriders
  27 -   13    South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice def. Carthage Clash
  49 -   14    Odessa Mojo def. Nairobi Warthogs
  49 -   16    Asau Golden Eagles def. Miami Red Hawks
  25 -   20    Fire Breathing Rubber Duckies def. Republic of Benin
  29 -   18    The Dogs of War def. Orlando Prime Timers
  34 -   10    New Orleans Gurupies def. The Cult of Personalities, Wu!
  33 -   24    Venom Dotball Academy def. Sunday Funday
  28 -   19    All The King's Royal Men def. La Flama Blanca

Originally posted by Tomcic
irresistible_force
I think we all share the same opinion in this thread. Thank you very much for the write-ups and we all appreciate it!! I suggest that the admins award you with some bonus flex points for your write-ups!

What an enhancement to the game; Win or lose, games I could care less about, etc, etc...irresistible force is EPIC!

Game 12 PAINFUL predictions done!!!!!


E-City Mercenaries vs. Moose Jaw Roughriders
Uuughhhh really? Really??? Predict this game??? Really?? Ok!!! I'll do it!!!! Mercs win!!! Wrong Conference!!!! << AWKWARD!!!! >>



South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice vs. Carthage Clash
The MOFO Mice will win by 10!! After that epic game 11, they can do no wrong. The Clash would just give the game to the Mice out of respect for Lardaddy; if they did not need this so badly. And we would all understand. But......and I say but....this is WL!!!! And this is a home game for the Clash. And Carthage has a rule that no one!!! I mean no one comes into their house and pushes them around. NO ONE GODAMMIT!!! Well...... with the exception of the Mojo,......... and the Prawns (they were great),......... and the King's Men (who paid them off of course). Other than that ....NO ONE PUSHES THEM AROUND!!!! Well maybe except the MICE!!!! BUT That is it!!! That is where they draw the line. Hey, I'm with you guys!!!! Mice by 10!!! GL Carthage!!! You will need it to get to the playoffs.



Odessa Mojo vs. Nairobi Warthogs
The Mojo will win by 23. This is an interesting game. Not really sure this is what GLB intended. See, the Nairobi team is now in a race to the bottom!!!!!!! Or so it seems. Managed to push Sunday Funday up and out of the way. How could a win here by Odessa advance them past La Flama....towards the bottom? Interesting. My experts have never had to answer the reverse contra-positive of the inverse equation that defines the direction of a season record where the dots in question formulate a formula that increases the prostrate.. ., I'm sorry, the probability that a said team will lose which positively will affect their record......... negatively. What I am trying to say here is a win here will actually improve the Warthogs standing towards the bottom. WOW!!!! I just don't get it. Can't get it!!! Will never get it!!! DONE!!! Mojo by 23. Final answer!!!!! << SCREAM!!!!!! >>



Asau Golden Eagles vs. Miami Red Hawks
Standard prediction says Eagles by 33. This will take some effort. We still pick the eagles. Bad deal for the Hawks....but you knew that in the Ducks game. Some backwash with that Cro? This must be awful for Valen and Tomcic!!! To see your dreams of WL crumbling under the weight of defeat!!!! To see your team get man-handled game after game after game!!!! To have begun this season with nothing but the hope that expertise and possible favorable sims would carry you only to find those mighty wings hitting the ground and trampled underfoot!!! To have come so close where you thought you could, just once, sample the sweet taste of victory only to be force fed Cro from a pumping Rubber Bottle!!!! To have to sit on parched ground, grounded and pounded by backwash, while those eagles fly higher and higher still, to new heights of splendor and recognition. ..... To be marred and stigmatized by having to listen to a never ending torrent of sad songs that just drags on and..... Well, you get the picture!!! My experts really like the Hawks here!!! But the stats have us convinced to go with the Eagles by 13. It was a close call. Sorry hawks!!! I'm pleading the fifth!!!! GL both teams!!!!


Fire Breathing Rubber Duckies vs. Republic of Benin
Standard prediction has Duckies by 5. This will be a good game. Benin will not give up easily. The experts had decided to go with the duckies this game..... however, due to certain circumstances beyond our control we have decided to change our thoughts and favor The BIG RoB!!!!! Benin has surprised us several times this season and we are trying to get a grip on how they think, game plan, and prepare. If we could just see the offensive and defensive formations along with player stats, play books, and percentages....then we would have a better idea just how to gauge things. Because the owners will not cooperate with all that information, we have to guess. So, that is why they call it a prediction. Just though I would clarify that. Anyway, Benin needs this game to guarantee a playoff spot. Put out the promos to make it happen. Would be a good call in our book. Got a game on your hands here Duckies. Going over to somebody else's stadium and having to play before their fans. It will be a good game!!!! Duckies need this game more IMHO. But what do I know. Number 4 versus number 8. On the bright side, a Benin loss here would automatically enroll you in the Cro eating reunions going forward. << YUCK!!!!! >>


The Dogs of War vs. Orlando Prime Timers
The standard prediction has The dogs of war by 11. This game sees Orlando coming off a 2 game loss at 7th versus the dogs off a 4 game win in 5th. The great eye says Orlando is looking in the wrong direction and that is bad. Here's why..... Some sage advice was gleaned from the last game where the Dogs did some razzle-dazzle on New Orleans. Here it is... Do not sniff the wrong end of the dogs!!! That's it. If it happens either they get away from you or they give you face funk!! which is short for confusion. Can you say game changer?? Dogs are all game planning right now. Got a direction to perfection!!! <== I like that!!! Not sure if it will all work out though. I want to go with the Prime Timers here. But i just cannot find the stuff to back it up. Calling up my team of Gut-Instinct Dudes has found them on vacation/location for the Diet Burrito Eating camp edition of myth busters!!!! Whatever!!! Dogs by 11. DAMN!!! Not fair Orlando!!! Not fair!!!


New Orleans Gurupies vs. The Cult of Personalities, Wu!
Going with New Orleans here no matter what the standard prediction says. Wu been werry bad!!! Bad Wu!!!!! Bad Wu!!!!!
Side Note: You guys (Vladykins) have been great sports with all this forum stuff. Don't worry, we got more for you. Just making sure you can take it!!!!
New Orleans, you know what to do!!!! Don't let me down Mr. Arscola and Mr Zable!!!!!! Not now while i am so, so, ....... fragile!!!!



Venom Dotball Academy vs. Sunday Funday
Standard prediction has Venom by 9. Going with VDA here. I went all the way back to the beginning with these two teams. Back then, we had Sunday Funday ranked number1 with VDA ranked number 10. If we move the rankings based on time, << scribble.... scribble... >>, and then make according adjustments based upon reality, << scribble.... scribble... >>, and then recalculate based on Sunday Funday new ranking, << scribble.... scribble... >>, and finally move VDA according to the same formula, we end up with Sunday Funday at rank 12 with VDA at rank 9, but in a 4 way tie....interesting. The prediction was actually right on with a correction to VDA where they lost a game they should have won. Still going with VDA here by 9. This would dash the Sunday playoff dream though.... I love it when I'm right.... We constantly have to recheck stuff to ensure we get the highest possible caliber of prediction to our teams. Thank you. Thank you all. GL both teams.



All The King's Royal Men vs. La Flama Blanca
Standard prediction has the King's Men by 9. La Flama wants this game. This is the game La Flama has been waiting for to prove to the King that the needs of the many out weigh the needs of the few!!!!! The King of Bling and his men are part of the few so you have to lose!!!! Not goot for the ratings here King. You will have to crush the Blanca uprising and bring an end to those who would see the kingdom in ruins!!!!! My experts say the King must win this game to mathematically stay in the running. Sometimes we have to put down the fluff, get down in the ruff, and play some serious dotball. The Mojos do it. The Mice prove it!!! VDA teaches it!!! And you guys have done it!!!!! But you got to do it again!!! A win here will prove your steadfast loyalty!!! Another call to ARMS!!!! For Compliance!!! For the royal land!!! For THE KING!!!!!!!!!


GL Out there everyone!!!!
Do your best because if it doesn't work out, it is all your fault!!!!!!!!

GAME FACE!!!!!!

Game 12 PAINFUL post game review!!!!!


South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice vs. Carthage Clash
The MOFO Mice will win by 10!! 12 and done!!! Remember Carthage.....that no one!!! I mean no one, at this point, comes into their house and pushes them around. The line has been drawn!!! Told you I was with you guys. GG Mice!!! And Carthage...... GL going forward. You will need it to get to the playoffs.



Odessa Mojo vs. Nairobi Warthogs
The Mojo won the game and Nairobi moved up a negative notch to 15. Swan song was sung already.....but it is still playing over and over in reverse. All I can say is Miami no longer stands in your way now in the race to the bottom. Two down, one to go....... So bad!!!! Who wants it less?



Asau Golden Eagles vs. Miami Red Hawks
Eagles won by 37. GG!!! That is 7 straight!!! Flying higher still.... Hawks have the swan song singing......... Nothing more to say here. Was a good try hawks!!! First class.



Fire Breathing Rubber Duckies vs. Republic of Benin
Went with Benin and Benin won!!!!! Did I see a mini helmet? Good call!!!!! Well done to avoid the Cro. The ducks are quacking but it ain't good quacking!!!! This loss puts the Duckies at the end of their rope in the 8th position with some good teams left on their schedule. We will if they can hold on!!!!!! Well done Benin!!!! Welcome to the playoffs!!!!!



The Dogs of War vs. Orlando Prime Timers
We had the Dogs of War by 11 and orlando came out and won the game by 9. GG Orlando. Looked at the game and just straight dotball. Orlando just made some more of the plays that were really needed. GG Both teams!!!! GL going forward as both teams here have the same records at this time.


New Orleans Gurupies vs. The Cult of Personalities, Wu!
I was going with New Orleans here no matter what the standard prediction says. Sorry Wu!! New Orleans won!!!!! I still feel....fragile. It will pass. GG New orleans but you are not out the woods yet. And be careful Wu.... the Warthogs want to take your spot on the bottom. I say...let 'em have it.



Venom Dotball Academy vs. Sunday Funday
Standard prediction has Venom by 9. VDA won by 3. It was a close game....but....SF was still plagued by unfortunate interceptions and fumbles!!! I believe SF might have won if not for that!!!! Still champions....even when they are going home!!! GG Venom. GL both teams going forward...but I think VDA is going to need it more.



All The King's Royal Men vs. La Flama Blanca
Standard prediction had the King's Men by 9. I told you that La Flama wants this game. This was the game La Flama had been waiting for to prove to the King that the needs of the many out weigh the needs of the few!!!!! The King of Bling and his men are part of the few so you have to lose!!!! A SHUTOUT 33 is quite a statement!!!! Well played La Flama If only you played like that all season....but I digress... You were firing on all cylinders on both sides of the ball. The King could not get his clothes on nor could they get anything going. It was ugly. Does not look good King at 10th place. 4 games to go and it will not be a cake walk!!!! +1 for La Flama!!! It is getting Brutal!!!!


We know the time and effort put into each team and players. The effort was noble and a good attempt!!! So sorry! But..... It is still all your fault!!!!!!!!