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Originally posted by Doug_Plank
Originally posted by robelder

Originally posted by Doug_Plank


At least David Koresh could sing



Really, how was Jesus's pitch. I'm not sure I've read any first hand accounts.


No shit, there are no first hand accounts of JC


It is called history. First hand accounts can be documented. The person who records it would be considered first hand, the guy that repeats it (you or me) would be second hand. Haven't you ever read a book?

Here's some advice. Go to school, learn something, get at minimum a GED, and when you know something, come back and we can have an intelligent conversation.
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Originally posted by robelder


Originally posted by Doug_Plank


No shit, there are no first hand accounts of JC


It is called history. First hand accounts can be documented. The person who records it would be considered first hand, the guy that repeats it (you or me) would be second hand.


Are you saying the gospels were firsthand accounts of Jesus?

Just because some dumbass like you is the first to write something, doesn't make it a firsthand account

Stupid sack of shit






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http://www.roflposters.com/christianity-my-god-has-a-hammer-your-god-vas-nailed-to-a-cross-any-q-liestiolls/927342/
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Originally posted by Rusty Trombone
Originally posted by fool

Jesus made it to Pro, got gutted, then decided to return and slowbuild, and his followers have been waiting for his return to pro league (rapture) ever since.


but where does a chocolate shitting bunny fit into all of this?!?!?


Little known fact, Jesus kept a rabbit suit on him at all times.
 
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Originally posted by Doug_Plank
Originally posted by robelder



Originally posted by Doug_Plank



No shit, there are no first hand accounts of JC


It is called history. First hand accounts can be documented. The person who records it would be considered first hand, the guy that repeats it (you or me) would be second hand.


Are you saying the gospels were firsthand accounts of Jesus?

Just because some dumbass like you is the first to write something, doesn't make it a firsthand account

Stupid sack of shit








Whoa, whoa, whoa, Sir Cuss A Lot! Let's get you a dictionary so you can insult me without acting like a hillbilly with 3 teeth that knows 9 words. Unless that is what you are then, my apologies.

Second, yes actually if you are going to talk about the Bible I would expect that you would know that Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John were all writers documenting their first hand accounts of what that had seen personally. So they were first hand accounts of his life. Any historian, religious or not, agrees Jesus was a real personand that these 4 writers also existed and wrote these historical accounts of what happened. They may think they were liars, but there are first hand accounts of Jesus.

Third, I'm not sure why I would be stupid unless, you just didn't know how to say, Doug Plank was severely confused and thought there was not any first hand accounts about the life of Jesus.
 
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Originally posted by fool
http://www.roflposters.com/christianity-my-god-has-a-hammer-your-god-vas-nailed-to-a-cross-any-q-liestiolls/927342/


I'm not preaching to anyone Fool. LOL. Sorry.

You can follow anyone one you want Fool. Don't get touchy. This is all about pretend football and how Pilate is going to hell and the Cobras will dominate. Religion won't save your team this season!
 
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Is this thing still going on? Isn't it naptime yet for the kiddies?
 
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Ok guys back to GLB. I found who the cobras really are.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kMqhcQhiN8
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Originally posted by Tigerbait0307
Ok guys back to GLB. I found who the cobras really are.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kMqhcQhiN8


Had I made that video, I would have been proud of it! It was pretty funny.
 
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Originally posted by haole
Is this thing still going on? Isn't it naptime yet for the kiddies?


Yep, probably all preseason for sure with nothing better to do.
 
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Originally posted by robelder
Any historian, religious or not, agrees
Jesus was a real person that these 4 writers also existed and wrote these historical accounts of what happened.


LMAO

wow you're an idiot

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Originally posted by Doug_Plank
Originally posted by robelder
Any historian, religious or not,
agrees Jesus was a real person and that these 4 writers also existed and wrote these historical accounts of what happened.


LMAO

wow you're an idiot





Yeah pretty much. No way that is true. Keep dreaming buddy
 
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Originally posted by robelder
They may think they were liars, but there are first hand accounts of Jesus.


They would not think that they are first hand accounts if they believe they are lies. They would believe fiction. Are there first hand accounts to Harry Potter? No. First hand accounts are only of things that truly happen, that they can witness.
 
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(mental note, Doug and Bruiser won't be at the post game prayer....done)

Anyway, so what's up with the recruiting up here, I used to have to go try and find guys, now I have to turn down all these guys who want to leave their current SEA Pro teams to come play for the team they see as the obvious favorite?
 
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Originally posted by DubsOnD
(mental note, Doug and Bruiser won't be at the post game prayer....done)

Anyway, so what's up with the recruiting up here, I used to have to go try and find guys, now I have to turn down all these guys who want to leave their current SEA Pro teams to come play for the team they see as the obvious favorite?


thats weird...pretty sure i turned you down... >_>
 
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