Warrior General Games

GLB reports: after turing down several requests by us and other reporters for the last few days Darshan Armani, Las Vegas Legends' new tailback finally spoke with us for a few minutes after todays practice.

GLB: are the new surroundings what you thought they were? and what are your opinions of the USA BBB#13 league so far?

Armani: I am loving Vegas, it's a great place to be, especially this time of year, the weather is hot, and so are the woman! As for USA BBB#13...im looking forward to running through, around and past the competition to stand out as the #1 Back in the league!

GLB: What are your projections for the team and yourself for the rest of the season...and beyond..perhaps?

Armani: I project that we will sneak into the playoffs, which after a horrific start, we will be happy with that. If we make it in....then it's ours for the taking, with the talent on this team, there is no reason we cant sneak up form the lower ranks and upset some of the top teams in our conference! As for me, I am hoping to finish out at 1300 plus yards, and show the league that it's going to be next to imposible to stop us offensively!

GLB: We look forward to hearing more from you Darshan, I see since you came over, a couple of former teamates with the same agent also came on board, did this have anything to do with you?

Armani: Yes, Brandi and William came on board, and are both excited as I am. This is a great team, with a great owner, and even Greater potential! I will say that qb's will be looking twice towards william when he is coming off the end there is not many who can stop him, and if they do get it off, they better think twice before they throw towards brandi..Bmac set the world on fire last season with 11 pics, 5 went for 6! It's definately exciting!

GLB: Thanks for the interview and best of luck to all you guys!

Armani: Thanks, and look out USA BBB#13!

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Player Attributes

Physical Attributes Football Skills
Strength: 29.19 Blocking: 14.3
Speed: 77.12 Tackling: 7
Agility: 49.12 Throwing: 14.3
Jumping: 14.3 Catching: 14.3
Stamina: 32.41 Carrying: 23.06
Vision: 34.12 Kicking: 7
Confidence: 20.12 Punting: 7

Special Abilities

Elusive Back Abilities
55543

Power Back Abilities
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give me a speedy power back anyday...

Originally posted by TtD
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Player Attributes

Physical Attributes Football Skills
Strength: 29.19 Blocking: 14.3
Speed: 77.12 Tackling: 7
Agility: 49.12 Throwing: 14.3
Jumping: 14.3 Catching: 14.3
Stamina: 32.41 Carrying: 23.06
Vision: 34.12 Kicking: 7
Confidence: 20.12 Punting: 7

Special Abilities

Elusive Back Abilities
55543

Power Back Abilities
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Dammit boy

Fresno Times caught up with the Jaguars owner Illini98 for a brief question/answer session regarding the Legend's late season roster moves.

Times: Illini, what's the scoop on the Legend's new HB Darshan Armani, how big of threat do you feel he is, and did Fresno pursue him at all prior to his signing with LV?

Illini: Well, it's tough to say really, the kid's got the talent, but it takes more than talent to make it here in the BBB 13. Up until now he's been playing in the minors, everyone up here is a little stronger, faster, and quicker and it's hard to say how he'll fare against that type of competition. Some players can't handle it, they soon leave to pursue more attractive stat lines against lesser competition. He could turn out to be a great one, he's got the physical gifts, but only time will tell if he can put it together on the field.

The Tucson Tribune recently caught up with Nighthawks defensive coordinator Mr. Moses to inquire about the Legends' acquisition of Darshan Armani...

Tribune: Coach, how do you feel about the signing of Darshan Armani?

Moses: Who?

Tribune: Darshan Armani... the halfback. He signed today.

Moses: Did he sign with us?

Tribune: Uhh, no sir. He signed wit-

Moses: Did he sign with San Diego?

Tribune: No sir. He signe-

Moses: Then shut the f*ck up and get that $#^@&* microphone out of my face, thumb d*ck.

lol

After hearing the responses from the rest of the league Darshan Armani's agent willm gave a response.

Willm: My client relishes the challenges thrown out by players and coaches alike in the USA BBB#13 league! and it's an insult that they would think my client comes from the minors, africa AA#3 is one of the tougher conferences in GLB, other than the pro and AAA leagues that have been established! The talent up is here is old, and not up to date with caliber of players built and trained in the new era of GLB! But, Darshan wanted me to be sure and let you all know that he is honored to be a member of the league, and is thrilled at the oppurtunity to prove himself to you all!!

To bad you don't play against us Crows in the East. Our LB's could probably hold you to under 50 yards or less.

To bad Owen and Flandy are leaving though

The Teabagger Tribune recently talked to Tallahassee owner Hatemobster about the end of the season,playoffs,and his thoughts on the Las Vegas Legends new halfback.

Tribune: With there being only 4 games left in the regular season what do you think about your team's chances to go undefeated.

Hate: Well we do have a couple tough games left but I think we should be able to make it happen. Now that we've locked up a spot in the season 4 playoffs our concerns have shifted to that.

Tribune: Speaking of the playoffs is there any certain team you'd rather face than another?

Hate: It's all going to depend on who boosts and how they spend the skill points. You could have a stacked team with all level 30 guys, but if they have crappy builds than it won't help you out. I do think we matchup well against a few of the teams though. Should be an interesting time.

Tribune: Word around the street is the Las Vegas Legends have acquired a new halfback to make their late season playoff push. Are you scared or intimidated by this in any way?

Hate: Open build = epic fail....he should just be thankful that we already played the Legends so he doesn't have to go through his first teabagging. Scars most players for life. Plus I've heard that Dog Raw wants to eat his face so that can't be too good. Waaaay too much talent in the BBB West on defense. And as far as being the #1 back is concerned.....he's not even better than our backup. Remember when the Thunder got a new halfback? Yea....look how that turned out.

Baggers we'd destroy yall now

Breaking News!

This Just In from action 7 Teabagger Tv.


Originally posted by jp7833
Baggers we'd destroy yall now

That is a direct quote from the mastermind of the 5-7 Las Vegas Legends.

More breaking news!

City officials in Tallahassee were trying to figure out who put laughing gas through the city's sewer system causing all citizens to laugh uncontrollably. This was the case until it was just found out that the entire city was laughing at jp's quote and not because of gas.
"hahahahahahha it was haha just so hahahhha funny hahhahaahah that he could hahahah think like that hahaahaha" said Tina Toaster, wife of the Teabagger's star Quarterback Rob.

Originally posted by jp7833
Baggers we'd destroy yall now

better hurry up and get that 8th seed then

I'm fairly certain as a coach I have a better record than you do Hatemobster

What have you done for me lately?