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This is the official Maksim Maksov thread. All other Maksim threads are not official this is the only one.

Rules -

1) Do not post anthing bad about Maksim Maksov in this thread.

Here are Maksims thoughts on how GLB can improve
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They should introduce endzone dances and stuff so I can really show the crowd what I've got. Also I think that my player should get a cut of all the merchandise the team is selling because of me, maybe 20% of every Maksim jersey and 50% of my rap cd which will be hitting the stores in 2 months. I might even make a Maksim T-shirt design using my excellent photoshop skills and put it online for you all to critique, maybe I can get them printed up and you guys can buy them, I think $10 a shirt is a realistic price. I can then use this money to buy flex points and dominate GLB even more than I have been so far!

As well as a superstar sportsman I have got the business skill of Donald Trump, but a bit more ruthless than Trump.

I'm an innovator at this game not a follower, I make the rules and I play hard wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo yeah baby!!11

Here are some chants that my fans have made up for me -

Lets go Maksim, lets go!

Big bad Mak attack, what you gonna do.

Aint no stoppin Maksov, hes on the move.

Maksim Maksov he is the best, give him the ball and he'll do the rest. Touchdowns, field position hes got it all, just look out (insert teams name here) cos hes gonna score.

M to the A to the K to the S to the O to the V, Who needs Owens when we've got he.

See you guys in the Superb owl game, lock & load!

Maksim sucks dick.

Originally posted by Necro82
Maksim sucks dick.

Read the rules, jeez.

Originally posted by Maksim
Originally posted by Necro82

Maksim sucks dick.

Read the rules, jeez.

That's the only reason I posted...Just teasing. =p

Maksim may suck dick but he can't even compare to the collective dick sucking machine that is the New Orleans Saints.

why can't i post anything bad when i cant find anything good to say about your players?

Maksim, Maksim he's our leader,

He's the one that sucks our peter,

For a Nickel or Dime,

He'll do it anytime


Little bit of grade school humor for ya.

Originally posted by Curufin
Maksim may suck dick but he can't even compare to the collective dick sucking machine that is the New Orleans Saints.

Says the Falcon fan. We'll see who's on top at the end of the year. We're gonna do big things this year and you dirty birds will still be in the gutter. The worst of the South. =p