*Compton Couger Corner Chris Grim walks slowly to the mic*
Reporter: "Grim, what do you think about Blake Brown's latest tirade?"
Grim: "I really don't have anything to say about Bobby Brown."
Reporter: "Blake Brown."
Grim: "Whatever."
Reporter: "But... You called this press conference..."
Grim: "Yeah, I know... I just figured that if some Free Agent Level 5 scrub HB was going to make a Press Release, why not me? Seemed everyone was doing something to respond to this guy... Besides, I think I was the only Compton Couger on the roster who hasn't made a press release, seemed like the thing to do."
*Everyone sits around awkwardly for a moment, Grim looks around the room uninterested*
Reporter: "Well... I guess that's it then..."
Grim: "Okay, thank you. Good night."
Reporter: "Grim, what do you think about Blake Brown's latest tirade?"
Grim: "I really don't have anything to say about Bobby Brown."
Reporter: "Blake Brown."
Grim: "Whatever."
Reporter: "But... You called this press conference..."
Grim: "Yeah, I know... I just figured that if some Free Agent Level 5 scrub HB was going to make a Press Release, why not me? Seemed everyone was doing something to respond to this guy... Besides, I think I was the only Compton Couger on the roster who hasn't made a press release, seemed like the thing to do."
*Everyone sits around awkwardly for a moment, Grim looks around the room uninterested*
Reporter: "Well... I guess that's it then..."
Grim: "Okay, thank you. Good night."






























