I thought I come on here and give a preview of our team for our opponents. If you want to scout us, this is the only preview you need to read until the envitable, a championship and a bump to AA. Our opponents gonna shit bricks after they read this preview.
The Washington Capitals have been around for 2 season. Since than, we have had four name changes(we use to be stationed in Delware, than moved to Washington D.C., than became the Washington Uppercase, and now officially the Washington Caps.)
In Season Two, the Washington Capitals ended the season 10-6 with one playoff loss. In Season Three, the Caps ended the season 13-3, with a 1-1 playoff record. If we look at current trends, the Caps should end the season 16-0 or 15-1 and have a 4-0 playoff record. But projections look like a 20-0 season.
Now lets take a look at each position on OFFENSE.
QB - Michael Nylander - Michael Nylander was the top QB last year in the league. He replaced TD Pass, an aging QB that was 5 levels above Michael that couldnt get the job done. He tripled his yardage and had 15 more TDS from his rookie year to his sophomore. The leagues MVP has set his sight on his first championship in Season 4. Frequently called the Tom Brady of BBB4, Michael Nylander looks to even improve his numbers and victories in Season 4.
RB - Olaf Kolzig - Olaf, who hails from South Africa and is the only foreigner on the team, is the second head of the double headed monster that is Michael and Olaf. He improved in every rushing catergory known to man. He averages 100 yards per game and scored 15 TDS in season 3. Defenses have a hard time slowing down this rushing machine.
FB - Hevvee Traphixx - The fullback position was dead in the water in Goalline Blitz and in the NFL. But Hevvee made the position sexy again, he brought the position back from the dead and made it a valuable position again. He is mainly a blocking FB and he is responible for many of Olaf's big runs during Season 3. Called the Darrly Johnson of BBB4, he has reinvented the position and most teams look to him to build their FB's. BUT TOO BAD HE HIDES HIS ATTRIBUTES TO THE PUBLIC. hahaha
WR1 - Denali Goldberg - Denali Goldberg is a new addition to our team. When GoalLine Blitz disbanded their european development league, he jumped to the Capitals. With championship experience and one of the toughest WR's in the European Leagues to bring down, Denali is a valuable addition to the Caps. We call him D.G or as most people know him as Da Guardian.
WR2 - Peter Rad - Peter Rad has been with the team since its inception and has been a guiadance for the new receivers on the team. Everytime he catches the ball, we get a first down, since his YPC is MONSTER AT 9.5. Peter Rad is known around the league as the smartest person on the field at any given time.
TE - David Hater - Most teams shit on their TE and make them just another routine player. But not the caps, we utilize every single position including TE. David Hater had a great season last year with 4 TD's(up from 0 in Season 2) and a 11.5 yard per catch average. David Hater is up their in stats with other TE's. He shares snaps with Reginald Denny who is also comparable in stats with David Hater. We use both TE's and use them smartly.
C - Randy Jealous - Known as IHOP among his teammates, this pancake machine has been the starting center since day one. His ability to get off the line and push defenders back is what has made Randy the most enduring center of all of BBB4. His back up Craig Berbue has also stepped up the plate and showed massive improvement and is being hailed as the next great center.
OT - John Erskine, Ted Leonsis, and Christian Bale - The big three ready to fucking rock your world. The main reason why Nylander and Olaf were successful in Season 3 were because of the front meanies. John Erskin is the run blocking tackle. Ted Leonsis, who was traded for TD Pass, but came to rejoin the Caps, is our other run blocking tackle. and of course Christian Bale, a pass and run blocking OT is our double threat. Try to get your defenses through these bad boys, bitches.
LG - Alfie Crow - Our starting left guard defends both the run and the pass. He increased his pancakes from 19 in Season 2 to 66 in Season 3. Alfie Crow is a player that backs up his shit and makes his defenders eat "crow" literally. He is also the most underpaid LG in the league for his performance/pay ratio. at 88,000 a year, Bort predicts he will get a $500,000+ deal in Season 6.
RG - Bruce Boudreau - Known as the strongest guard in BBB4, this 75+ str assraping machine is back for another season. He is a run blocking guard and is making the move to be a double threat. The crowds scream BRUCEIE, BRUCEIE, AFTER A MONSTER PUT DOWN. He is also the heaviest person on the Caps at 323lbs. Known as a down to earth guy, Bruce bite off Wylo's dick in the infamous brawl in downtown DC.
The Defense guide will be coming in a few days.
The Washington Capitals have been around for 2 season. Since than, we have had four name changes(we use to be stationed in Delware, than moved to Washington D.C., than became the Washington Uppercase, and now officially the Washington Caps.)
In Season Two, the Washington Capitals ended the season 10-6 with one playoff loss. In Season Three, the Caps ended the season 13-3, with a 1-1 playoff record. If we look at current trends, the Caps should end the season 16-0 or 15-1 and have a 4-0 playoff record. But projections look like a 20-0 season.
Now lets take a look at each position on OFFENSE.
QB - Michael Nylander - Michael Nylander was the top QB last year in the league. He replaced TD Pass, an aging QB that was 5 levels above Michael that couldnt get the job done. He tripled his yardage and had 15 more TDS from his rookie year to his sophomore. The leagues MVP has set his sight on his first championship in Season 4. Frequently called the Tom Brady of BBB4, Michael Nylander looks to even improve his numbers and victories in Season 4.
RB - Olaf Kolzig - Olaf, who hails from South Africa and is the only foreigner on the team, is the second head of the double headed monster that is Michael and Olaf. He improved in every rushing catergory known to man. He averages 100 yards per game and scored 15 TDS in season 3. Defenses have a hard time slowing down this rushing machine.
FB - Hevvee Traphixx - The fullback position was dead in the water in Goalline Blitz and in the NFL. But Hevvee made the position sexy again, he brought the position back from the dead and made it a valuable position again. He is mainly a blocking FB and he is responible for many of Olaf's big runs during Season 3. Called the Darrly Johnson of BBB4, he has reinvented the position and most teams look to him to build their FB's. BUT TOO BAD HE HIDES HIS ATTRIBUTES TO THE PUBLIC. hahaha
WR1 - Denali Goldberg - Denali Goldberg is a new addition to our team. When GoalLine Blitz disbanded their european development league, he jumped to the Capitals. With championship experience and one of the toughest WR's in the European Leagues to bring down, Denali is a valuable addition to the Caps. We call him D.G or as most people know him as Da Guardian.
WR2 - Peter Rad - Peter Rad has been with the team since its inception and has been a guiadance for the new receivers on the team. Everytime he catches the ball, we get a first down, since his YPC is MONSTER AT 9.5. Peter Rad is known around the league as the smartest person on the field at any given time.
TE - David Hater - Most teams shit on their TE and make them just another routine player. But not the caps, we utilize every single position including TE. David Hater had a great season last year with 4 TD's(up from 0 in Season 2) and a 11.5 yard per catch average. David Hater is up their in stats with other TE's. He shares snaps with Reginald Denny who is also comparable in stats with David Hater. We use both TE's and use them smartly.
C - Randy Jealous - Known as IHOP among his teammates, this pancake machine has been the starting center since day one. His ability to get off the line and push defenders back is what has made Randy the most enduring center of all of BBB4. His back up Craig Berbue has also stepped up the plate and showed massive improvement and is being hailed as the next great center.
OT - John Erskine, Ted Leonsis, and Christian Bale - The big three ready to fucking rock your world. The main reason why Nylander and Olaf were successful in Season 3 were because of the front meanies. John Erskin is the run blocking tackle. Ted Leonsis, who was traded for TD Pass, but came to rejoin the Caps, is our other run blocking tackle. and of course Christian Bale, a pass and run blocking OT is our double threat. Try to get your defenses through these bad boys, bitches.
LG - Alfie Crow - Our starting left guard defends both the run and the pass. He increased his pancakes from 19 in Season 2 to 66 in Season 3. Alfie Crow is a player that backs up his shit and makes his defenders eat "crow" literally. He is also the most underpaid LG in the league for his performance/pay ratio. at 88,000 a year, Bort predicts he will get a $500,000+ deal in Season 6.
RG - Bruce Boudreau - Known as the strongest guard in BBB4, this 75+ str assraping machine is back for another season. He is a run blocking guard and is making the move to be a double threat. The crowds scream BRUCEIE, BRUCEIE, AFTER A MONSTER PUT DOWN. He is also the heaviest person on the Caps at 323lbs. Known as a down to earth guy, Bruce bite off Wylo's dick in the infamous brawl in downtown DC.
The Defense guide will be coming in a few days.
