Eisen: First off, thank you Adam for speaking to us.
Stryke: No problem. I'm a fan of the show.
Eisen: Glad to hear that. So, let's talk about the season. 2-4. Are things fixable?
Stryke: Of course. Our defense is right where it's supposed to be. We've just got a few problems on offense that are being addressed.
Eisen: Didn't the defense have 15 missed tackles last week?
Stryke: Er....yeah, but did you see how many tackles we did make?
Eisen: Oh. Well... What about you?
Stryke: What'd you mean?
Eisen: How do you think you've played so far this year?
Stryke: I'm doing the best job out there.
Eisen: Wait, what? You were the starting MLB in game 1. Game 2 you were the starting LOLB. Here we are, game 6 and you're the #2 LOLB and ROLB. Are you sure you're doing that good?
Stryke: Well, when you twist everything, of course it looks bad. Just look at how I've played.
Eisen: Okay. 6 games, 6 tackles. You had a 3 tackle game, a 2 tackle game, a 1 tackle game, and 3 no tackle games.
Stryke: Not everything is about what you do. It's about how you play.
Eisen: Um....what?
Stryke: You know what Rich? I think this interview is over!
Eisen: Thank God. Our Neilson ratings were starting to flat line.
Stryke: Prick!
Eisen: Poser!
Stryke: *click*
Eisen: Well, that was....interesting. Another great interview here on NFL Total Access. Next up, we give Keyshawn Johnson a microphone and watch him ask other players about how great of a player he was. Wow. This station is terrible.
Stryke: No problem. I'm a fan of the show.
Eisen: Glad to hear that. So, let's talk about the season. 2-4. Are things fixable?
Stryke: Of course. Our defense is right where it's supposed to be. We've just got a few problems on offense that are being addressed.
Eisen: Didn't the defense have 15 missed tackles last week?
Stryke: Er....yeah, but did you see how many tackles we did make?
Eisen: Oh. Well... What about you?
Stryke: What'd you mean?
Eisen: How do you think you've played so far this year?
Stryke: I'm doing the best job out there.
Eisen: Wait, what? You were the starting MLB in game 1. Game 2 you were the starting LOLB. Here we are, game 6 and you're the #2 LOLB and ROLB. Are you sure you're doing that good?
Stryke: Well, when you twist everything, of course it looks bad. Just look at how I've played.
Eisen: Okay. 6 games, 6 tackles. You had a 3 tackle game, a 2 tackle game, a 1 tackle game, and 3 no tackle games.
Stryke: Not everything is about what you do. It's about how you play.
Eisen: Um....what?
Stryke: You know what Rich? I think this interview is over!
Eisen: Thank God. Our Neilson ratings were starting to flat line.
Stryke: Prick!
Eisen: Poser!
Stryke: *click*
Eisen: Well, that was....interesting. Another great interview here on NFL Total Access. Next up, we give Keyshawn Johnson a microphone and watch him ask other players about how great of a player he was. Wow. This station is terrible.
