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twosph88
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This is what I've got thus far. Bring it.




Here we are in the end, the matchup of dreams
Going head to head are the best two teams
But there’s something to be said for the final win
And in the end only one of us will grin

The Canes will pound the ball on the ground
Behind THE best o-line in the league
And no better d-line will be found
But beginning to end will be a Miami blitzkrieg

I don’t need to drop a threat or make my name big
My play on the field says enough, ya dig?
You talk a big game and you rhyme right good
But Austin doesn’t know how to deal with the true hood

I wanted to show you some respect for big game action
But I notice that your stats just go down in the clutch
The points your team scores will be just a fraction
As the BBB13 trophy only the Canes will touch

Just one team can carry the torch from the Elves
Or perhaps it’s the Bats, moving up yet again
But there’s one thing I can tell about ourselves
The kings are from the East, Miami’s playpen
 
Kaceltx
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I honestly wonder if there are any other leagues on GLB that have rhyme-offs for their big games.

How masculine we've maintained the sport of football.

I'm millin over droppin a righteous rhyme with you cats.

Gilligan
 
twosph88
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You know what, Kacel? Jump in. This is all about fun and messing around and I'm glad I've got at least another season to do it with you guys. The thirteen brings the goods and will be missed, just not too much.
 
limas4sweed
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The CHAMP is here......


When you cant find the words to put rhymes together
just call yourself twosph and then say whatever
your like a d league writer while im the pros
your like a high school virgin while i have the women folks

Not even 24 hours stand between this matchup
i was gonna be a gent and just play and shut up
but I come to the forum and what do i find
This dude thats beneath me trying to steal my damn shine

The Jacks play has spoken for its self all year
and now you use bravado to hide your own fears
put a L before east and it gives you the Least
Invite the Jacks to the show and you invited the beast

You're steady watching my stats and speaking false truths
because if our offense wasn't so potent they would be the shit too
I'd take the trophies and the respect over the receiving yards
and your team aint hood that shit is false and none of you are hard

so brace yourself and thank me son because I'm letting you make it
I could have ripped your skills wide open but i know that you cant take it
So just show up with your game face on and I hope the Miami Lames flex
Cause this is the finals no more after this and the trophy comes home to the Tx.


Greg" I AM THE TEAMMATE OF DUNFUCKEDWIT GILLIGAN" Timmons
The farewell tour is over.....
 
twosph88
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I take it back, the compliments and all of that respect
Reading your rhymes and your lines is pretty suspect
You don't bring the goods, they've left in the early season
It makes me sad your talents gone with seemingly no reason

You talk good smack and put material on the white board
But putting it to a beat simply cannot be done
So I'll leave the game to the field and say to the only Lord
Your lyrical skills make baby Jesus cry, but at least you're a little fun.

The championship tour still rolls
 
Bigpump
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It's time for the throwdown
To settle the 1-3
Even Ray Charles knows
What you claim to not see
You see it, you write it,
You know what's goin on
You've been swangin from our nuts
All season long

Twosph's been comin strong
With the weekly report
Every week, nothin new
'Cept the bottom to sort
Shoulda stuck to the rankings
Instead of these weak ass rhymes
Too-sopht is more like like it
As we'll see in due times

These aint your daddy's Lumberjacks
Thats your about to face
You've been warned all season long
By our own Nature Boy, Kace

You Canes think your Soldiers
and you don't see nothin but the U
But it's championship Sunday
You know what those Dirty South Boys will do
We're grining our axes
And bout to tear down your leeves
And we'll be seein you in A7
A lil bit more heavies
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limas4sweed
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And with that the verbal part of this pre super bowl festivities is over..... GAME SET MATCH LUMBERJACKS TIMMMBERRRRRRR!!!!!


Damn boss I didnt know you got down like that lol....

the countdown continues.....
 
limas4sweed
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I need to know who won this damn thing.... the game is in an hour....
 
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freestyles=tie but we win by default you guys had help

[edit] o yea and bigpump ive hard some of those rhymes somewhere before
Last edited Jul 20, 2008 18:55:32
 


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