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Based on Prince Darius's responses within these forums, I believe it's safe to say that wild alcoholism and self-aggrandizing collectivism are a matched pair. Before examining the present situation, however, it is important that I provide an atmosphere of mutual respect, free from Fabianism, sesquipedalianism, and all other forms of prejudice and intolerance. Once, just once, I'd like to see Prince's dupes preserve the peace. But until they do that (if they ever do that), we must realize that if Prince had done his homework, he'd know that he has been trying for some time to convince people that everything is happy and fine and good. Don't believe his hype! Prince has just been offering that line as a means to deface a social fabric that was already deteriorating.

We must respect each other and learn to live together in peace. Interestingly, Prince doesn't seem to care about that. He is guilty of at least one criminal offense. In addition, Prince frequently exhibits less formal criminal behavior such as deliberate and even gleeful cruelty, explosive behavior, and a burning desire to take over society's eyes, ears, mind, and spirit. We have a dilemma of leviathan proportions on our hands: Should we provide you with a holistic and thematic history of his vindictive tactics, or is it sufficient to pave the way for people of every sex, race, and socioeconomic status to fulfill their own spiritual destiny? The answer is a bit of a taboo subject but that won't stop me from telling you. You see, if I try really, really hard, I can almost see why Prince would want to foist the most poisonously false and destructive myths imaginable upon us. Let's try to understand what handing over our rights to him will really mean. It certainly won't mean that we'll be able to freely force him into early retirement. No, it will mean witchcraft, beastliness, rape, and murder will become omnipresent in our society. It will mean a descent back into the jungle.

When asked to mend his ways, Prince will give people a wink and a smile, but when the wheels begin to turn, it's business as usual. Nevertheless, he truly yearns for the Oriental despotisms of pre-Hellenic times, the neolithic culture that preceded the rise of self-consciousness and egoism. By the same token, Prince abhors the current era, in which people are free to address the legitimate anger, fear, and alienation of people who have been mobilized by Prince because they saw no other options for change. Ask him about any of his lickspittles who encourage the acceptance of scapegoating and demonization, and the unimaginative pantywaist will say, "I never meant they should go that far." Yeah, right. The truth is that if Prince were as bright as he thinks he is, he'd know that I am not trying to save the world -- I gave up that pursuit a long time ago. But I am trying to stand up and fight for our heritage, traditions, and values. Now that I've told you what I think, let me end this letter by stating that I myself fully intend to speak up and speak out against Prince Darius. Let Prince tremble. And though the heavens fall, let there be justice.

 
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what the hell are you talking about. i didnt know what 90% of the words you wrote meant. this is internet, not english class. repost in a way the normal internet user can understand.
 
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Originally posted by Prince Darius
i didnt know what 90% of the words you wrote meant


Your college called, they're stripping you of your diploma.
 
DotWars
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To much to read lost my interest at Based
 
Maxnsam
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"And though the heavens fall, let there be justice."

I am but a mere blue collar worker, but...AMEN BROTHER!
 
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Post of the Year
 
Wylo
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i feel smarter for having read that.......hungry, tired, and i need to shave now......... but smarter......





kidding......... good post sir.....
 
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S O R R Y P R I N C E. I H O P E T H I S I S B E T T E R F O R
Y O U.
I WANT APOLOGIZE FOR THIS NOT BEING IN CRAYON, BUT THE KIDS HAVE THEM ALL PUT AWAY FOR SCHOOL. HEY DONT WANT EITHER OF YOU TO MISS THE YELLOW BUS IN THE MORNING. OH WAIT YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE SOME KIND OF COLLEGE KID I SUPPOSE. YEAH SOME 22 YEAR OLD WHO THINKS THEY KNOW EVERYTHING. I TELL YOU WHAT, WHEN YOU GET YOUR DEGREE, DO A 20 YEAR STINT IN THE MILITARY AND SERVE YOUR COUNTRY, BEGIN A SECOND CAREER, STAY MARRIED TO THE SAME WOMAN FOR OVER 30 YEARS, RAISE 4 KIDS THRU COLLEGE THEMSELVES, HAVE 7 GRANDCHILDREN AND LASTLY HAVE SOME COMMON SENSE, THEN YOU CAN TALK SMACK.

AND PLEASE DONT COME BACK SAYING WELL I GOT THIS TROPHY IN POP WARNER FOOTBALL ONCE, AND I GOT AN A+ ON MY UNDERWATER BASKETWEAVING FINAL EXAM. I DONT GIVE A SHIT. UNTIL YOU LIVED LIFE, RAISED SOME KIDS, ENJOYED A SUNSET WITH A WOMAN YOU LOVE FOR OVER 30 YEARS AND GROW SOME HAIR ON YOUR BALLS, DONT COME ON THESE FORUMS AS PRINCE ALMIGHTY, THEY ALREADY DID THE MOVIE AND YOU WERE NOT THE STAR THERE EITHER.

THIS IS A GAME, NOT REAL LIFE, MOST OF US HAVE A MORE TO DO THAN TO COME ON HERE AND LOOK AT YOUR TRASH WITHIN THE FORUMS, PLEASE SET THE ALARM FOR THE YELLOW BUS TO PICK YOU UP ON TIME AND HAVE MOM READ YOU A POWER RANGER BEDTIME STORY AND STAY AWAY. PLEASE FOR THE SAKE OF RAISING THE INTELLIGENCE HERE 100 FOLD.
THANKS
 
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Whooaa....
I tried to just skim the first post and got a headache. hahaha
All i know is it is talking crap about the princess so I am all for it. Two thumbs up from me.
 
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Boston has intellectuals


 
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I apologize for the sarcastic tone of this post, but I have found it is the only way to vent the ineffable anger that possessed me when I heard Colonelrklink say that the Prine Darius used his powers to ruin GLB. I would like to start by discussing his sophistries, mainly because they scare me. The thing I'm the most frightened about is that it's easy for armchair philosophers to theorize about him and about hypothetical solutions to our Colonelrklink problem. It's an entirely more difficult matter, however, when one considers that there's no shortage of sin in the world today. It's been around since the Garden of Eden and will really persist as long as Colonelrklink continues to cover up his criminal ineptitude. He says that everyone would be a lot safer if he were to monitor all of our personal communications and financial transactions -- even our library records. Why on Earth does he need to monitor our library records? We already have our answer; as a respected journalist put it, "Colonelrklink works like gravity by night and by day, gaining a little today and a little tomorrow and advancing his noiseless step like a thief until he manages to hasten the destruction of our civilization". She probably could have added that it has been said that he recognizes the potency of fear and its ability to paralyze and enslave humankind. I believe that to be true. I also believe that I once tried to explain to Colonelrklink that his flimflams will stonewall on issues in which taxpayers see a vital public interest. Rather than feel ashamed of himself, Colonelrklink got angry at me. What this says is that some money-grubbing proponents of mercantalism are actually considering helping Colonelrklink bad-mouth worthy causes. How quickly such people forget that they were lied to, made fun of, and ridiculed by Colonelrklink on numerous occasions.

My argument is that I oppose, deplore, and disavow discrimination, extremism, and hatred of every kind. Ridiculous? Not so.

Maybe before long, Colonelrklink will provide cover for a pestiferous, tendentious agenda. Salacious predictions aside, this would not be an impossible scenario if his otiose, besotted protests were to gain ascendancy in our society. Although a thorough discussion of amoral absolutism is beyond the scope of this letter, he sometimes puts himself in charge of breaking down our communities. At other times, one of his attendants is deputed for the job. In either case, once you understand Colonelrklink's initiatives, you have a responsibility to do something about them. To know, to understand, and not to act, is an egregious sin of omission. It is the sin of silence. It is the sin of letting Colonelrklink cause pain and injury to those who don't deserve it.

Imagine people everywhere embracing Colonelrklink's claim that mediocrity is a worthwhile goal. The idea defies the imagination. And for those witless, obtrusive pip-squeaks who want to hide behind the argument that Colonelrklink's advocates are not insidious schizophrenics but rather paltry turncoats, my question is simply this: What's the difference?

Colonelrklink maliciously defames and damagingly misrepresents everyone and everything around him. There's a word for that: libel. People used to think I was exaggerating whenever I said that the Colonelrklink-ization of our political and spiritual lives will feed on the politics of resentment, alienation, frustration, anger, and fear before the year is over. After seeing Colonelrklink misdirect our efforts into fighting each other rather than into understanding the nature and endurance of Trotskyism-prone solipsism these same people now realize that I wasn't exaggerating at all. In fact, they even realize that the more pressing news is that Colonelrklink hurts people wherever they may be, penthouse or poorhouse. I submit that everyone should stop and mull that assertion. Then, you'll understand why I am worried about a new physiognomy of servitude, a compliant citizenry relieved of its burdens by a "compassionate" Colonelrklink. It's hard to spot the compassion when you notice that Colonelrklink wants nothing less than to use lethal violence as a source of humor, hence his repeated, almost hypnotic, insistence on the importance of his feebleminded insinuations. To recap the main points made in this letter: 1) Colonelrklink's backers form a spiteful organization devoted to harassment and barratry, 2) Colonelrklink is a liar -- a conscious, deliberate, bald-faced, shameless liar -- and 3) Colonelrklink's bootlickers mimic Colonelrklink's behavior to the last jot and tittle.
 
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Originally posted by Frost Axenheimer
I apologize for the sarcastic tone of this post, but I have found it is the only way to vent the ineffable anger that possessed me when I heard Colonelrklink say that the Prine Darius used his powers to ruin GLB. I would like to start by discussing his sophistries, mainly because they scare me. The thing I'm the most frightened about is that it's easy for armchair philosophers to theorize about him and about hypothetical solutions to our Colonelrklink problem. It's an entirely more difficult matter, however, when one considers that there's no shortage of sin in the world today. It's been around since the Garden of Eden and will really persist as long as Colonelrklink continues to cover up his criminal ineptitude. He says that everyone would be a lot safer if he were to monitor all of our personal communications and financial transactions -- even our library records. Why on Earth does he need to monitor our library records? We already have our answer; as a respected journalist put it, "Colonelrklink works like gravity by night and by day, gaining a little today and a little tomorrow and advancing his noiseless step like a thief until he manages to hasten the destruction of our civilization". She probably could have added that it has been said that he recognizes the potency of fear and its ability to paralyze and enslave humankind. I believe that to be true. I also believe that I once tried to explain to Colonelrklink that his flimflams will stonewall on issues in which taxpayers see a vital public interest. Rather than feel ashamed of himself, Colonelrklink got angry at me. What this says is that some money-grubbing proponents of mercantalism are actually considering helping Colonelrklink bad-mouth worthy causes. How quickly such people forget that they were lied to, made fun of, and ridiculed by Colonelrklink on numerous occasions.

My argument is that I oppose, deplore, and disavow discrimination, extremism, and hatred of every kind. Ridiculous? Not so.

Maybe before long, Colonelrklink will provide cover for a pestiferous, tendentious agenda. Salacious predictions aside, this would not be an impossible scenario if his otiose, besotted protests were to gain ascendancy in our society. Although a thorough discussion of amoral absolutism is beyond the scope of this letter, he sometimes puts himself in charge of breaking down our communities. At other times, one of his attendants is deputed for the job. In either case, once you understand Colonelrklink's initiatives, you have a responsibility to do something about them. To know, to understand, and not to act, is an egregious sin of omission. It is the sin of silence. It is the sin of letting Colonelrklink cause pain and injury to those who don't deserve it.

Imagine people everywhere embracing Colonelrklink's claim that mediocrity is a worthwhile goal. The idea defies the imagination. And for those witless, obtrusive pip-squeaks who want to hide behind the argument that Colonelrklink's advocates are not insidious schizophrenics but rather paltry turncoats, my question is simply this: What's the difference?

Colonelrklink maliciously defames and damagingly misrepresents everyone and everything around him. There's a word for that: libel. People used to think I was exaggerating whenever I said that the Colonelrklink-ization of our political and spiritual lives will feed on the politics of resentment, alienation, frustration, anger, and fear before the year is over. After seeing Colonelrklink misdirect our efforts into fighting each other rather than into understanding the nature and endurance of Trotskyism-prone solipsism these same people now realize that I wasn't exaggerating at all. In fact, they even realize that the more pressing news is that Colonelrklink hurts people wherever they may be, penthouse or poorhouse. I submit that everyone should stop and mull that assertion. Then, you'll understand why I am worried about a new physiognomy of servitude, a compliant citizenry relieved of its burdens by a "compassionate" Colonelrklink. It's hard to spot the compassion when you notice that Colonelrklink wants nothing less than to use lethal violence as a source of humor, hence his repeated, almost hypnotic, insistence on the importance of his feebleminded insinuations. To recap the main points made in this letter: 1) Colonelrklink's backers form a spiteful organization devoted to harassment and barratry, 2) Colonelrklink is a liar -- a conscious, deliberate, bald-faced, shameless liar -- and 3) Colonelrklink's bootlickers mimic Colonelrklink's behavior to the last jot and tittle.


i am not gonna take the time to read this
 
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Just people having fun with the complaint generator
 
facient
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Wow look at frost defending the prince

I think their one in the same now
 
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/yawn

You guys take these forums way too seriously.
 
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