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jktooley
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I usually have to be at work at 5 EST, and it takes me 30-40 minutes to get to work. I'm always late on gameday now.
 
Grim Truth
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Yeah, I don't like these late day sims, especially when they take until the last 5 minutes to finish.
Last edited Jul 12, 2008 14:06:58
 
Hans Hammer
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YEAH I MISS THEM ALL OF THE TIMES. I AM NEVER SEE FOOTBALLING GAME ON RIGHT TIME. HERE MY DAY SCHEDULE:

06:00 I FEED CHICKENS GOATS ANIMALS AND WIFE.
07:00 I GO ON WORK BY BUS. I CONSIDER STEAL BUS AND MAKE AFTERBIRTH ABORTIONS WHILE THERE SO MUCH PEOPLE IN WORLD.
08:00 I ENTER PLACING OF WORK. I AM TEACH BUSINESS ENGLISH FOUR HOUR UNTIL MIDDAY PAUSE.
12:00 I AM EAT LUNCH. THIS MY FAVORITE TIMING FOR DAY. I EAT EIGHT RAW MEATSTEAKS DRINK MUCH BEERS AND READ MY IMPORTANT EMAILINGS FROM GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL (I HAVE AMERIKAN PAROLE OFFICER--LONG STORY THAT I TELL LATER CAN).
13:00 I CONTINUE LONGER SCHOOL. WE LEARN IMPORTANT THEMES ON EXAMPLE ENGLISH AND HOW FOR TO ILLEGAL IMMIGRATE.
16:00 I AM LEAVE SCHOOL. I GO BY BUS TO ON FARMING LAND. I LOG ON FOR GOALLINEBLITZ. DID A WIN? I AM HOPING THIS. PROBABLY. YES. I DID. I BETTER AS ALL. ESPECIAL OTHER TEAMS.
18:00 MY WIFE CHILDREN AND SPECIALIZE GOATS PERFORM RELIGION RITUAL. WE SACRIFICE ALL LIVING THING WE FIND AND ARE EAT APPROXIMATE 40 MEATSTEAKS (SOME COW SOME PIG SOME COWPIG).
19:00 I AM HAVE SEX WITH WIFE CHILDREN AND GOATS. NORMALWISE EAT WE MORE MEATSTEAK BUT SOMEOFTHETIMES HAVE US DESSERT (SAUERKRAUT).
20:00 I LOOK ON AGAIN GOALLINEBLITZ. I WIN AGAIN? YES I DO. GOOD AND HAPPY. IN THIS TIME HAVE I SEX WITH WIVES CHILDREN AND GOATS OF ALL OPPONENTS. YES.
21:00 I AM BRUSH MY TOOTHS. LAUGH ALLOWED. I JOKE. I EAT STILL A MEATSTEAK AND MAKE MORE GOAT.
22:00 I GO ON BED. GOODNIGHT ON EVERYALL BUT NO DUSTIN DIAMOND. I AM REAL HATE THAT GUY.
 
FriskyMonkey
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i fucking love you hans
 
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dude, he's amazing
 
northsidefan
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u rock Hans!
 
twine0801
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Originally posted by Hans Hammer
YEAH I MISS THEM ALL OF THE TIMES. I AM NEVER SEE FOOTBALLING GAME ON RIGHT TIME. HERE MY DAY SCHEDULE:

06:00 I FEED CHICKENS GOATS ANIMALS AND WIFE.
07:00 I GO ON WORK BY BUS. I CONSIDER STEAL BUS AND MAKE AFTERBIRTH ABORTIONS WHILE THERE SO MUCH PEOPLE IN WORLD.
08:00 I ENTER PLACING OF WORK. I AM TEACH BUSINESS ENGLISH FOUR HOUR UNTIL MIDDAY PAUSE.
12:00 I AM EAT LUNCH. THIS MY FAVORITE TIMING FOR DAY. I EAT EIGHT RAW MEATSTEAKS DRINK MUCH BEERS AND READ MY IMPORTANT EMAILINGS FROM GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL (I HAVE AMERIKAN PAROLE OFFICER--LONG STORY THAT I TELL LATER CAN).
13:00 I CONTINUE LONGER SCHOOL. WE LEARN IMPORTANT THEMES ON EXAMPLE ENGLISH AND HOW FOR TO ILLEGAL IMMIGRATE.
16:00 I AM LEAVE SCHOOL. I GO BY BUS TO ON FARMING LAND. I LOG ON FOR GOALLINEBLITZ. DID A WIN? I AM HOPING THIS. PROBABLY. YES. I DID. I BETTER AS ALL. ESPECIAL OTHER TEAMS.
18:00 MY WIFE CHILDREN AND SPECIALIZE GOATS PERFORM RELIGION RITUAL. WE SACRIFICE ALL LIVING THING WE FIND AND ARE EAT APPROXIMATE 40 MEATSTEAKS (SOME COW SOME PIG SOME COWPIG).
19:00 I AM HAVE SEX WITH WIFE CHILDREN AND GOATS. NORMALWISE EAT WE MORE MEATSTEAK BUT SOMEOFTHETIMES HAVE US DESSERT (SAUERKRAUT).
20:00 I LOOK ON AGAIN GOALLINEBLITZ. I WIN AGAIN? YES I DO. GOOD AND HAPPY. IN THIS TIME HAVE I SEX WITH WIVES CHILDREN AND GOATS OF ALL OPPONENTS. YES.
21:00 I AM BRUSH MY TOOTHS. LAUGH ALLOWED. I JOKE. I EAT STILL A MEATSTEAK AND MAKE MORE GOAT.
22:00 I GO ON BED. GOODNIGHT ON EVERYALL BUT NO DUSTIN DIAMOND. I AM REAL HATE THAT GUY.


I must know your life story. More stories please?
 
bluur27
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amazing!? *shakes head in disbelief* how does he come up with this stuff? HANS YOU GREAT HERO OF MINE!!!!
 
dctitan49
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Originally posted by
19:00 I AM HAVE SEX WITH WIFE CHILDREN AND GOATS. NORMALWISE EAT WE MORE MEATSTEAK BUT SOMEOFTHETIMES HAVE US DESSERT (SAUERKRAUT).


good god i hope thats not what i think it is..
Last edited Jul 12, 2008 16:24:42
 
ortizhr13
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Originally posted by Hans Hammer
YEAH I MISS THEM ALL OF THE TIMES. I AM NEVER SEE FOOTBALLING GAME ON RIGHT TIME. HERE MY DAY SCHEDULE:

06:00 I FEED CHICKENS GOATS ANIMALS AND WIFE.
07:00 I GO ON WORK BY BUS. I CONSIDER STEAL BUS AND MAKE AFTERBIRTH ABORTIONS WHILE THERE SO MUCH PEOPLE IN WORLD.
08:00 I ENTER PLACING OF WORK. I AM TEACH BUSINESS ENGLISH FOUR HOUR UNTIL MIDDAY PAUSE.
12:00 I AM EAT LUNCH. THIS MY FAVORITE TIMING FOR DAY. I EAT EIGHT RAW MEATSTEAKS DRINK MUCH BEERS AND READ MY IMPORTANT EMAILINGS FROM GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL (I HAVE AMERIKAN PAROLE OFFICER--LONG STORY THAT I TELL LATER CAN).
13:00 I CONTINUE LONGER SCHOOL. WE LEARN IMPORTANT THEMES ON EXAMPLE ENGLISH AND HOW FOR TO ILLEGAL IMMIGRATE.
16:00 I AM LEAVE SCHOOL. I GO BY BUS TO ON FARMING LAND. I LOG ON FOR GOALLINEBLITZ. DID A WIN? I AM HOPING THIS. PROBABLY. YES. I DID. I BETTER AS ALL. ESPECIAL OTHER TEAMS.
18:00 MY WIFE CHILDREN AND SPECIALIZE GOATS PERFORM RELIGION RITUAL. WE SACRIFICE ALL LIVING THING WE FIND AND ARE EAT APPROXIMATE 40 MEATSTEAKS (SOME COW SOME PIG SOME COWPIG).
19:00 I AM HAVE SEX WITH WIFE CHILDREN AND GOATS. NORMALWISE EAT WE MORE MEATSTEAK BUT SOMEOFTHETIMES HAVE US DESSERT (SAUERKRAUT).
20:00 I LOOK ON AGAIN GOALLINEBLITZ. I WIN AGAIN? YES I DO. GOOD AND HAPPY. IN THIS TIME HAVE I SEX WITH WIVES CHILDREN AND GOATS OF ALL OPPONENTS. YES.
21:00 I AM BRUSH MY TOOTHS. LAUGH ALLOWED. I JOKE. I EAT STILL A MEATSTEAK AND MAKE MORE GOAT.
22:00 I GO ON BED. GOODNIGHT ON EVERYALL BUT NO DUSTIN DIAMOND. I AM REAL HATE THAT GUY.


hans you are hysterical!
 
jktooley
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Epic
 
Devonshire
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Hans has 46 players.....damn! Can anyone top that?
 
Vortus
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Well, all but 5 are new, so apparently he is successfully reproducing........
 
dctitan49
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Originally posted by Devonshire
Hans has 46 players.....damn! Can anyone top that?


dude on my team has 110+
 


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