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Savitar
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Seems that Bort and others found a better hobby than GLB.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/06/08/naked-bike-ride-portland_n_5467558.html

 
FuzzyP
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"Fred Tebo, 90, wasn't sure want to think of the hoards of naked people in the park across the street from the house he has lived in since 1971." SHit... Bort..
 
Dub J
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RIP Bort
 
Loco Moco
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DD is the running the asylum!

 
euchrid
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Turns out the park where people assembled for the NBR is on my way home from the gym, I ended up stuck in traffic for a while, navigating cops, bikes, and of course all the creeps gawking. Didn't see Bort, though.
 
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Originally posted by fuzzypoopy
"Fred Tebo, 90, wasn't sure want to think of the hoards of naked people in the park across the street from the house he has lived in since 1971." SHit... Bort..


Fred Tebo = Feed Bort... cry for help?
 
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Originally posted by Time Trial
Originally posted by fuzzypoopy

"Fred Tebo, 90, wasn't sure want to think of the hoards of naked people in the park across the street from the house he has lived in since 1971." SHit... Bort..


Fred Tebo = Feed Bort... cry for help?




well played
 
Landry Skins
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Free Bort
 
Lazer Noble
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still havent clicked the GLB2 link
 
Gustoon
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Originally posted by Landry Skins
Free Bort with medium fries


Sounds good to me

 
Clinton
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There is another possible answer. Bort sold the rights.

Like so many folks, he sold the rights and immediately thought. Why not just do another version of the same thing from scratch?

Thus GLB2, and why no one cares to do anything on GLB. Someone that isn't Bort is just rolling in free money as long as it lasts.
 
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lol, wat
 
Savitar
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Bort was goin thru a red light doin 90
when the chain on his 12 speed went and broke

He was found in the grass, with the kickstand in his ass
and his pecker playin Dixie on the spokes.

 
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dahman32
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Maybe him and that other guy, you know the one whose name we wont mention, are working things out and trying to bury the hatchet.

Ok, don't laugh, that was supposed to sound serious when I typed it.
 
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